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UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:35 am
by BCMurt09
Our weekly Limerick thread was one of the many casualties of the Spaz Era. We should bring it back for Daz.


On Saturday we play Mass U
They're unlocking the gates to the Zoo
The seats will be empty
Murphy scores touchdowns a plenty
A good way to start Year Two

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:01 pm
by The Knife of Asia
There once was a blumpkin named Murt
Who strutted around butt hurt
His talk of ZooMass
And his flatulent gas
Requires rhymes that are curt

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:08 pm
by BCMurt09
The Knife of Asia {l Wrote}:There once was a blumpkin named Murt
Who strutted around butt hurt
His talk of ZooMass
And his flatulent gas
Requires rhymes that are curt


That seems excessive

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:14 pm
by The Knife of Asia
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:
The Knife of Asia {l Wrote}:There once was a blumpkin named Murt
Who strutted around butt hurt
His talk of ZooMass
And his flatulent gas
Requires rhymes that are curt


That seems excessive

:clink

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:05 pm
by JesuitIvy
There once was a school called UMass
Of division one-AA was the class
To one-A did the jump
Fell flat with a bump
Now they'll always kiss BC's ass.

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:12 pm
by Corporal Funishment
It's time for the battle of the Bay State
UMass can win is what they say
But out on the field
Where the truth is revealed
We'll beat them like Chris Brown in his heyday

:screamyeagle :screamyeagle :screamyeagle

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:20 pm
by angrychicken
To the left and to the right 
Buildings towering to the Heights
It's outta sight 
In the dead of night*

*tm Kenny Loggins :ace

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:50 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:15 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

In my opinion, they have lost their charm.

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:24 pm
by angrychicken
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

In my opinion, they have lost their charm.

I don't like 'em...never did.

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:05 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

In my opinion, they have lost their charm.

I don't like 'em...never did.

You never liked them because you were terribler than even the assholes here

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:14 pm
by angrychicken
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

In my opinion, they have lost their charm.

I don't like 'em...never did.

You never liked them because you were terribler than even the assholes here

Didn't try...never did.

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:31 pm
by footer20
I like BC

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:47 pm
by JesuitIvy
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

I have half a mind to teach you a lesson and start a Shakespearean sonnet thread. The iambic pentameter will fucking pull yer pants down and mock you.

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:04 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

I have half a mind to teach you a lesson and start a Shakespearean sonnet thread. The iambic pentameter will fucking pull yer pants down and mock you.

These b-yards can't get limericks right. You think they stand a chance at iambic pentameter

Re: UMass Limerick Thread

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:34 pm
by Hoopsnerd