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UMass Limerick Thread

Postby BCMurt09 on Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:35 am

Our weekly Limerick thread was one of the many casualties of the Spaz Era. We should bring it back for Daz.


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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby The Knife of Asia on Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:01 pm

There once was a blumpkin named Murt
Who strutted around butt hurt
His talk of ZooMass
And his flatulent gas
Requires rhymes that are curt
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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby BCMurt09 on Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:08 pm

The Knife of Asia {l Wrote}:There once was a blumpkin named Murt
Who strutted around butt hurt
His talk of ZooMass
And his flatulent gas
Requires rhymes that are curt


That seems excessive
"...and Lane Stadium goes silent..."

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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby The Knife of Asia on Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:14 pm

BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:
The Knife of Asia {l Wrote}:There once was a blumpkin named Murt
Who strutted around butt hurt
His talk of ZooMass
And his flatulent gas
Requires rhymes that are curt


That seems excessive

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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby JesuitIvy on Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:05 pm

There once was a school called UMass
Of division one-AA was the class
To one-A did the jump
Fell flat with a bump
Now they'll always kiss BC's ass.
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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby Corporal Funishment on Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:12 pm

It's time for the battle of the Bay State
UMass can win is what they say
But out on the field
Where the truth is revealed
We'll beat them like Chris Brown in his heyday

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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby angrychicken on Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:20 pm

To the left and to the right 
Buildings towering to the Heights
It's outta sight 
In the dead of night*

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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:50 pm

These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all
now in the street there is violence
and, and a lots of work to be done
no place to hang out our washing
and, and i can't blame all on the sun
good god we gonna rock down to electric avenue
and then we'll take it higher
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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby DavidGordonsFoot on Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:15 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

In my opinion, they have lost their charm.
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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby angrychicken on Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:24 pm

DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

In my opinion, they have lost their charm.

I don't like 'em...never did.
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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:05 pm

angrychicken {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

In my opinion, they have lost their charm.

I don't like 'em...never did.

You never liked them because you were terribler than even the assholes here
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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby angrychicken on Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:14 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

In my opinion, they have lost their charm.

I don't like 'em...never did.

You never liked them because you were terribler than even the assholes here

Didn't try...never did.
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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby footer20 on Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:31 pm

I like BC
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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby JesuitIvy on Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:47 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

I have half a mind to teach you a lesson and start a Shakespearean sonnet thread. The iambic pentameter will fucking pull yer pants down and mock you.
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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:04 pm

JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:These limericks are fakking awful.

That is all

I have half a mind to teach you a lesson and start a Shakespearean sonnet thread. The iambic pentameter will fucking pull yer pants down and mock you.

These b-yards can't get limericks right. You think they stand a chance at iambic pentameter
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Re: UMass Limerick Thread

Postby Hoopsnerd on Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:34 pm

footer20 {l Wrote}:I like BC

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