A national organization is recognizing Alumni Stadium

[b0mberMan]

For its stellar bear-attack prevention record:

Link

[Endless Mike]

[Reverend Mike]

I would say the two main factors that helped us land this prestigious award are:

1) Legions of semi-literate jackbooted thugs with micropenises patrolling the parking lots and harassing patrons so they don't have a chance to behave unsafely

2) Limiting fun such that crowds rarely exceed 25,000 people

[EagleDave]

I would say the two main factors that helped us land this prestigious award are:

1) Legions of semi-literate jackbooted thugs with micropenises patrolling the parking lots and harassing patrons so they don't have a chance to behave unsafely

2) Limiting fun such that crowds rarely exceed 25,000 people

No reason to speculate, these are almost definitely the reasons.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

I would say the two main factors that helped us land this prestigious award are:

1) Legions of semi-literate jackbooted thugs with micropenises patrolling the parking lots and harassing patrons so they don't have a chance to behave unsafely

2) Limiting fun such that crowds rarely exceed 25,000 people

No reason to speculate, these are almost definitely the reasons.

Awarding the presence of semi-literate jackbooted thugs patrolling the parking lots will not exactly discourage the presence of semi-literate jackbooted thugs in the parking lots. As always, we suffer the consequences.

[Reverend Mike]

Where can I pick up a "Stadium Safety & Security Champs" t-shirt?

I'm going to be rubbing in all the FSU fans' faces.

[pick6pedro]

Where can I pick up a "Stadium Safety & Security Champs" t-shirt?

I'm going to be rubbing in all the FSU fans' faces.

Ahem. "co-champs".

[BCEagles25]

I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for “Grizzly Man” and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cuz that’s the thing about bear attacks… they come when you least expect it.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

i understand the bears feel slighted by the award and plan to flaunt their skillz at the labor day tailgate

[Endless Mike]

The bears are going to try and pose as people to sneak into the stadium. BC has its work cut out for it if they want to defend their Stadium Safety & Security Co-Champs title.

http://time.com/3087552/bear-walking-upright-in-new-jersey/

[BCMurt09]

The bears are going to try and pose as people to sneak into the stadium. BC has its work cut out for it if they want to defend their Stadium Safety & Security Co-Champs title.

http://time.com/3087552/bear-walking-upright-in-new-jersey/

Is the Stadium Safety & Security Co-Champs title nationally recognized or is it more a claimed title like the 1940 championship/ most of BAMA!s titles?

[TobaccoRoadEagle]