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Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:22 pm
by QuailMan
Looking at the BYU football roster and they have at last 10 Samoans on the team. Also I remember reading an article about how Samoans have the best NFL player/population ratio. It made sense to me that BYU would have Samoans because a lot were Morman, so I looked up the demographics of Samoa and there are actually more Catholics than Mormons (19.6% vs 12.7%).

Notre Dame had Teo and another Samoan. This could solve our big defensive line problems.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:44 pm
by eagle9903
QuailMan {l Wrote}:Looking at the BYU football roster and they have at last 10 Samoans on the team. Also I remember reading an article about how Samoans have the best NFL player/population ratio. It made sense to me that BYU would have Samoans because a lot were Morman, so I looked up the demographics of Samoa and there are actually more Catholics than Mormons (19.6% vs 12.7%).

Notre Dame had Teo and another Samoan. This could solve our big defensive line problems.


i think because of geography mostly. maybe weather too

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 2:04 pm
by QuailMan
eagle9903 {l Wrote}:
QuailMan {l Wrote}:Looking at the BYU football roster and they have at last 10 Samoans on the team. Also I remember reading an article about how Samoans have the best NFL player/population ratio. It made sense to me that BYU would have Samoans because a lot were Morman, so I looked up the demographics of Samoa and there are actually more Catholics than Mormons (19.6% vs 12.7%).

Notre Dame had Teo and another Samoan. This could solve our big defensive line problems.


i think because of geography mostly. maybe weather too


I'm not talking about literally Samoa. Most of these kids are from cali/hawaii. We've gotten cali kids before. Provo UT actually averages more snow than Boston

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 2:05 pm
by HustlinOwl
I doubt the marijuana supply in the NE is sufficient enough.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 2:58 pm
by Endless Mike
That fat kid whose fat father cut everyone in the bus line at the Army game probably told other fat dudes to avoid BC. So that means no Samoans.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:19 pm
by RegalBCeagle
They refer to them as Caramel Delites.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:01 pm
by QuailMan
Less goldilock more lucious locks
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Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:20 pm
by BCEagles25
we are uptight catholics and those kids never cut their damned hair.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:40 pm
by EagleNYC
Aren't many of the Samoans LDS? Hence BYU?

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 5:57 pm
by QuailMan
EagleNYC {l Wrote}:Aren't many of the Samoans LDS? Hence BYU?

Did you even read the information I posted?

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:00 pm
by EagleNYC
QuailMan {l Wrote}:
EagleNYC {l Wrote}:Aren't many of the Samoans LDS? Hence BYU?

Did you even read the information I posted?


I did, I just figured that LDS has been "recruiting" much more heavily for far longer, so why bother.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:01 pm
by QuailMan
EagleNYC {l Wrote}:
QuailMan {l Wrote}:
EagleNYC {l Wrote}:Aren't many of the Samoans LDS? Hence BYU?

Did you even read the information I posted?


I did, I just figured that LDS has been "recruiting" much more heavily for far longer, so why bother.

They are good at football and more are catholic

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:23 pm
by JesuitIvy
Other people may have different opinions -- and they are due respect -- but the poi in Chestnut Hill is for shit. That's why.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:46 pm
by BCdee
We don't need them. We have the Jumbo Elliott pipeline.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:49 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:Other people may have different opinions -- and they are due respect -- but the poi in Chestnut Hill is for shit. That's why.


Poi anywhere is shit. The hotel shuttle bus driver warned me of this upon arrival in Honolulu but I didn't listen. He was right.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:13 pm
by JesuitIvy
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:Other people may have different opinions -- and they are due respect -- but the poi in Chestnut Hill is for shit. That's why.


Poi anywhere is shit. The hotel shuttle bus driver warned me of this upon arrival in Honolulu but I didn't listen. He was right.


I pretended to like it once on the big island. Then I used the rest of my meal to glue all my construction paper projects together.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:28 pm
by Endless Mike
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:Other people may have different opinions -- and they are due respect -- but the poi in Chestnut Hill is for shit. That's why.


Poi anywhere is shit. The hotel shuttle bus driver warned me of this upon arrival in Honolulu but I didn't listen. He was right.


I pretended to like it once on the big island. Then I used the rest of my meal to glue all my construction paper projects together.


Samoans read this board!

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:35 pm
by apbc12
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:Other people may have different opinions -- and they are due respect -- but the poi in Chestnut Hill is for shit. That's why.


Poi anywhere is shit. The hotel shuttle bus driver warned me of this upon arrival in Honolulu but I didn't listen. He was right.


I pretended to like it once on the big island. Then I used the rest of my meal to glue all my construction paper projects together.

Why are you doing all these construction paper projects? Are you Billy Madison?

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:34 pm
by mod6A
its a solid cookie.


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Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:45 pm
by Casey
QuailMan {l Wrote}:Looking at the BYU football roster and they have at last 10 Samoans on the team. Also I remember reading an article about how Samoans have the best NFL player/population ratio. It made sense to me that BYU would have Samoans because a lot were Morman, so I looked up the demographics of Samoa and there are actually more Catholics than Mormons (19.6% vs 12.7%).

Notre Dame had Teo and another Samoan. This could solve our big defensive line problems.



BYU has a campus in Hawaii, I'm sure that provides connections.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:47 am
by Onyx Blackman
Too much competition for Samoans. Let's get a Maori pipeline going.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:10 am
by DrJackRyan
Lofa Tatuppu wanted to go to BC but ended up at U Maine.

Poor kid, wanted to go to Xaverian but ended up a King Philip.

Watned to go to BC but ended up a Maine.

He was good enough at Maine that he then transferred to USC. It appears that something magical happened (cough, cough, enhancements, Brian Cushing) that turned him into a great football player but then his career ended with a torn pecotoral (cough, cough, roids).

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:49 pm
by hansen
DrJackRyan {l Wrote}:Lofa Tatuppu wanted to go to BC but ended up at U Maine.

Poor kid, wanted to go to Xaverian but ended up a King Philip.

Watned to go to BC but ended up a Maine.

He was good enough at Maine that he then transferred to USC. It appears that something magical happened (cough, cough, enhancements, Brian Cushing) that turned him into a great football player but then his career ended with a torn pecotoral (cough, cough, roids).


I take it you attended Xaverian?

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:59 pm
by DrJackRyan
hansen {l Wrote}:
DrJackRyan {l Wrote}:Lofa Tatuppu wanted to go to BC but ended up at U Maine.

Poor kid, wanted to go to Xaverian but ended up a King Philip.

Watned to go to BC but ended up a Maine.

He was good enough at Maine that he then transferred to USC. It appears that something magical happened (cough, cough, enhancements, Brian Cushing) that turned him into a great football player but then his career ended with a torn pecotoral (cough, cough, roids).


I take it you attended Xaverian?


Yep. HawkPride!

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:19 pm
by JesuitIvy
apbc12 {l Wrote}:
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
JesuitIvy {l Wrote}:Other people may have different opinions -- and they are due respect -- but the poi in Chestnut Hill is for shit. That's why.


Poi anywhere is shit. The hotel shuttle bus driver warned me of this upon arrival in Honolulu but I didn't listen. He was right.


I pretended to like it once on the big island. Then I used the rest of my meal to glue all my construction paper projects together.

Why are you doing all these construction paper projects? Are you Billy Madison?


It is a paper mache retractable dome I'm going to present to Brad Bates. ********* is hiding inside of it and will pop out (once the dome retract, of course)

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:39 pm
by QuailMan
It looks like notre dame has another Samoan recruit this year.Tatuppu could've started the great Samoan wave to BC

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:44 pm
by DomingoOrtiz
Casey {l Wrote}:
QuailMan {l Wrote}:Looking at the BYU football roster and they have at last 10 Samoans on the team. Also I remember reading an article about how Samoans have the best NFL player/population ratio. It made sense to me that BYU would have Samoans because a lot were Morman, so I looked up the demographics of Samoa and there are actually more Catholics than Mormons (19.6% vs 12.7%).

Notre Dame had Teo and another Samoan. This could solve our big defensive line problems.



BYU has a campus in Hawaii, I'm sure that provides connections.



With Hawaiins or Somoans? Is there a difference?

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:45 pm
by hansen
DomingoOrtiz {l Wrote}:
Casey {l Wrote}:
QuailMan {l Wrote}:Looking at the BYU football roster and they have at last 10 Samoans on the team. Also I remember reading an article about how Samoans have the best NFL player/population ratio. It made sense to me that BYU would have Samoans because a lot were Morman, so I looked up the demographics of Samoa and there are actually more Catholics than Mormons (19.6% vs 12.7%).

Notre Dame had Teo and another Samoan. This could solve our big defensive line problems.



BYU has a campus in Hawaii, I'm sure that provides connections.



With Hawaiins or Somoans? Is there a difference?


I hear they are both equally lazy so my guess is no.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:02 pm
by TontoKowalski
Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:Too much competition for Samoans. Let's get a Maori pipeline going.


Maori are too picked over by NZ rugby clubs. What we need is a recruiter who will penetrate into the interior of Papau New Guinea - it would be awesome to field a defense full of cannibals.

Re: Why doesn't BC recruit Samoans?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:59 pm
by DomingoOrtiz
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:
Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:Too much competition for Samoans. Let's get a Maori pipeline going.


Maori are too picked over by NZ rugby clubs. What we need is a recruiter who will penetrate into the interior of Papau New Guinea - it would be awesome to field a defense full of cannibals.



I was thinking the Island of Fiji. Imagine our LBs coming at you like the Superfly off the top turnbuckle!