OT: Miami Dolphins mess

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Veterans like Inburrito sticking UDFAs with $30,000 dinner tabs are assholes and deserve to be reviled.

"Inburrito" is either a very weird nickname you have for him, or an all-time autocorrect classic. If the former, please do not explain, as I think I prefer not knowing.

i won't explain, but someone else will surely get the reference. it's from an oft-quoted mid-90s TV show.

roc? (i still fucking hate that show and that guy for taking get a life's time slot. fuck you, roc!!!!)

[b0mberMan]

Herman's Head

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

miami vice (hence the dolphin's reference)

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

boy meets world (topanga's tits... i like sex)

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

my so called life: the initial overacting of claire danes

[angrychicken]

Malcolm & Eddie?

[angrychicken]

Life Goes On

[b0mberMan]

Beavis and Butthead

[Onyx Blackman]

Step by Step. Cody loved burritos!

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

wait, i get it now. urkle used to say "inburrito" all the time

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

wouldn't jazz always raid the banks' fridge trying to get in uncle phil's burritos?

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

wasn't balki always trying to go "inburrito" to pull a fast one on cousin larry?

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

wasn't george always trying to stick his burrito in ma'am whenever webster got caught behind the grandfather clock?

[angrychicken]

I thought it was from Growing Pains when Boner wanted to be a magician, and instead of saying " Abracadabra", he would say "Inburrito".

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

I thought it was from Growing Pains when Boner wanted to be a magician, and instead of saying " Abracadabra", he would say "Inburrito".

oh yeah, and instead of making ben disappear, it caused chandler bing to die of drunk driving related complications

[eaglecaddy]

I thought it was from Growing Pains when Boner wanted to be a magician, and instead of saying " Abracadabra", he would say "Inburrito".

oh yeah, and instead of making ben disappear, it caused chandler bing to die of drunk driving related complications

Carol's drunk boyfriend Sandy who dies and then goes onto threaten to kill his father as a West Beverly Hills High School star tennis player a year or so later happened in the late 80s.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

I thought it was from Growing Pains when Boner wanted to be a magician, and instead of saying " Abracadabra", he would say "Inburrito".

oh yeah, and instead of making ben disappear, it caused chandler bing to die of drunk driving related complications

Carol's drunk boyfriend Sandy who dies and then goes onto threaten to kill his father as a West Beverly Hills High School star tennis player a year or so later happened in the late 80s.

ahhh yes - i was think of hector who said "abracadabra" to indian janets right before making teh juice. i was confused by the use of magic words

[Onyx Blackman]

Guys, Boner is dead. Please respect his family's privacy.

[HJS]

Top of the Heap?

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

you know what show big pete always liked? that saved by the bell knock off "city guys"

i think it was a saturday morning show so i'm not sure if it qualifies here

[Endless Mike]

you know what show big pete always liked? that saved by the bell knock off "city guys"

i think it was a saturday morning show so i'm not sure if it qualifies here

I thought you were the one who liked City Guys because it was on after Hang Time.

[Onyx Blackman]

you know what show big pete always liked? that saved by the bell knock off "city guys"

i think it was a saturday morning show so i'm not sure if it qualifies here

I thought you were the one who liked City Guys because it was on after Hang Time.

It needs to be said: Dick Butkus was not believable as a basketball coach. And his "in burrito" defensive scheme made no sense.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

you know what show big pete always liked? that saved by the bell knock off "city guys"

i think it was a saturday morning show so i'm not sure if it qualifies here

I thought you were the one who liked City Guys because it was on after Hang Time.

that's pete's propaganda trying to push his proclivities onto me.

from my brother that schooled at the same time as big pete - pete used to spend most saturday mornings singing the city guys theme song. it was their tailgate entertainment...

[Endless Mike]

you know what show big pete always liked? that saved by the bell knock off "city guys"

i think it was a saturday morning show so i'm not sure if it qualifies here

I thought you were the one who liked City Guys because it was on after Hang Time.

It needs to be said: Dick Butkus was not believable as a basketball coach. And his "in burrito" defensive scheme made no sense.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper >>>>>>> Hang Time

There I said it.

[Logitano]

you know what show big pete always liked? that saved by the bell knock off "city guys"

i think it was a saturday morning show so i'm not sure if it qualifies here

I thought you were the one who liked City Guys because it was on after Hang Time.

It needs to be said: Dick Butkus was not believable as a basketball coach. And his "in burrito" defensive scheme made no sense.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper >>>>>>> Hang Time

There I said it.

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper which used the Growing Pains set!

[DrJackRyan]

James Hendren (I think it was him..) called up Dennis & Callahan today to talk about the Jonathan Martin incident with the Dolphins.

The lead was that he was recruited by Stanford and had insight into how Stanford football players were different that your typical meathead players.

Anyone else listen?

They asked him if he got an offer from Stanford his response was that he had never visited campus.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

James Hendren (I think it was him..) called up Dennis & Callahan today to talk about the Jonathan Martin incident with the Dolphins.

The lead was that he was recruited by Stanford and had insight into how Stanford football players were different that your typical meathead players.

Anyone else listen?

They asked him if he got an offer from Stanford his response was that he had never visited campus.

I didn't hear it but I have heard similar reports. Like that Martin's parents are both Harvard grads, that he went to private school, and that the culture at Stanford did not expose him to hazing.

The person who was reporting this said that, consequently, the Dolphins should have anticipated there were going to be problems with this guy being on the same unit as Icognito and Pouncey and that they should have done more monitoring. I disagree with that.

[pick6pedro]

James Hendren (I think it was him..) called up Dennis & Callahan today to talk about the Jonathan Martin incident with the Dolphins.

The lead was that he was recruited by Stanford and had insight into how Stanford football players were different that your typical meathead players.

Anyone else listen?

They asked him if he got an offer from Stanford his response was that he had never visited campus.

I didn't hear it but I have heard similar reports. Like that Martin's parents are both Harvard grads, that he went to private school, and that the culture at Stanford did not expose him to hazing.

The person who was reporting this said that, consequently, the Dolphins should have anticipated there were going to be problems with this guy being on the same unit as Icognito and Pouncey and that they should have done more monitoring. I disagree with that.

I disagree with it as well, and most of the "expert" opinions that have been thrown out there.

One angle no one really mentions is that as a Stanford grad, isn't it possible that Martin main impetus was moving to a better situation and just thought to himself "man, I don't have to put up with this shit, but instead of causing a stir and risk retaliation, I'll get a real job that pays well where I don't get hounded by lunatics on the regular"?

[HJS]

Gee... I wonder what crazy-ass Dolphins coach would tell Incognito to have Martin to toughen him up? I mean... it couldn't be the OLine Coach who embarassed the OLine by screaming at them and making them do up-downs in front of fans who attended the Jay McGillis Spring Game... could it?
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... ?cid=Yahoo

I find it funny that half of the whalepants posters on EA lobbied hard for Jim Turner to replace Spazoo.

[HJS]

And... a league source is saying that, in fact, Turner was the one who ordered the Code Red.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... o-defense/