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I find HJS' posts to be completely insufferable and would nominate him as the most-est annoying poster, but if the point of the competition is to name the biggest a-hole around here, then it's clearly TRE.

UnionvilleUConnFan {l Wrote}:I find HJS' posts to be completely insufferable and would nominate him as the most-est annoying poster, but if the point of the competition is to name the biggest a-hole around here, then it's clearly TRE.

i know counting to 5 is difficult for you uconn folks (for both numerical AND age purposes) but 2 is less than 5. as a result, i will tally a nomination for me and homojs.

i view it as a badge of honor from you(connblueandwhite)

aren't you confusing yukon fans? wasn't there another that went the way of sn00p?

claver2010 {l Wrote}:aren't you confusing yukon fans? wasn't there another that went the way of sn00p?

yes and no. No in that unionvilleuconnfan is not uconnblueandwhite and yes in that it is funny to pretend that he is.

claver2010 {l Wrote}:aren't you confusing yukon fans? wasn't there another that went the way of sn00p?

what the philly intern said.

i think i attribute kid diddling to both this guy and the guy with the heidi klum signature, but this guy is the one that gets upset and votes for me in all the donkey cap contests (in between searches for kids pool party photos)

Due to my depression about UConn's future in Conference USA 2.0, I'll admit to at first not reading the poll's stupid rules. So-- I will add a vote for the TW#9 guy cuz he seems like the biggest arrogant pr*ck this side of most Notre Dame fans, a vote for the 9903 guy not because he's an @sshole but because he seems to want to win this silly poll and I'll help him out. I will keep my 5th vote under advisement for the moment.

angrychicken (2) - he's the one responsible for the riley skinner picture
BCMurt09 (2)
bignick33 (1)
BigPete (1)
b0mberman (1)
carolina2010 (3)
claver2010 (2)
cvilleeagle (1)
dick rosenthal (3)
eagle9903 (4) - self and retalitorily nominated
eagleNYC (1)
eppstein0 (1)
homojs (2)
Huelsbu (1)
innocentbystander (1)
James Kilmeady (1)
mod34b (2)
pick6pedro (1)
Pre321 (1)
rtbrkr (1)
scrush2 (1)
shockdoct (1)
tobaccoroadeagle (4)
TheDuchess (1)
twballgame9 (6)
walsh601 (1)

my surprises thus far...

so few votes for homojs, eepstein, campion aliasses
no mention at all of 81 (although i don't remember if he is banned currently or not)
hansen and b0mer receiving no votes at all

UnionvilleUConnFan {l Wrote}:Due to my depression about UConn's future in Conference USA 2.0, I'll admit to at first not reading the poll's stupid rules. So-- I will add a vote for the TW#9 guy cuz he seems like the biggest arrogant pr*ck this side of most Notre Dame fans, a vote for the 9903 guy not because he's an @sshole but because he seems to want to win this silly poll and I'll help him out. I will keep my 5th vote under advisement for the moment.

I am a far bigger arrogant prick than any weenie dick ND fan. Jerk.

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
my surprises thus far...

so few votes for homojs, eepstein, campion aliasses
no mention at all of 81 (although i don't remember if he is banned currently or not)
hansen and b0mer receiving no votes at all

hansen's jet-setting hurt him in this contest. I thought b0mber had a solid 2012.

pearl necklace

tobaccoroadeagle {l Wrote}: my surprises thus far...


hansen and b0mer receiving no votes at all

It's a poll asking who is the biggest asshole, not who has the biggest asshole.

apbc12 {l Wrote}:

tobaccoroadeagle {l Wrote}: my surprises thus far...


hansen and b0mer receiving no votes at all

It's a poll asking who is the biggest asshole, not who has the biggest asshole.

its kinda related because its the biggest asshat. even fred gwynne could wear b0mber's ass as a hat

You're all assholes

apbc12 {l Wrote}:

tobaccoroadeagle {l Wrote}: my surprises thus far...


hansen and b0mer receiving no votes at all

It's a poll asking who is the biggest asshole, not who has the biggest asshole.

my asshole is tight. i dont know what you're talking about...

b0mberMan {l Wrote}:You're all assholes

You stole my line-- so my 5th vote goes to b00merman.

anybody with uconn or huskies in their username should be nominated and then banned.

vegasEagle {l Wrote}:anybody with uconn or huskies in their username should be nominated and then banned.

I like our 3 uconn posters... Banning someone for their school affiliation would be

Dick Rosenthal, but NOT AngryTy. There is a distinction.

I was playing golf today with Angry Ty and John Boehner. Boehner was down in the dumps because his Plan B went no where and it looks like Paul Ryan is going to take him down as the Speaker. Anyway, Angry Ty tells him to buck up "You'll be fine. If some closeted 74 ballerina like Rahm can make $20 million as a "advisor" to a hedge fund for one year, just think of the cash you'll make." And I said "You think you have problems, I can't even win a biggest prick contest on a lightly read Interwebs board and the only reason I can even medal is some loser in Idaho whose wife left him because he had a limp dick and a light bank account is using all of his votes for me." It seemed to make him feel better. He even managed to give Terry McAuliffie a "check your baggage" smack in the nuts as we were walking through the Men's Grill at WG&CC.

Good times.

Dick Rosenthal {l Wrote}:I was playing golf today with Angry Ty and John Boehner. Boehner was down in the dumps because his Plan B went no where and it looks like Paul Ryan is going to take him down as the Speaker. Anyway, Angry Ty tells him to buck up "You'll be fine. If some closeted 74 ballerina like Rahm can make $20 million as a "advisor" to a hedge fund for one year, just think of the cash you'll make." And I said "You think you have problems, I can't even win a biggest prick contest on a lightly read Interwebs board and the only reason I can even medal is some loser in Idaho whose wife left him because he had a limp dick and a light bank account is using all of his votes for me." It seemed to make him feel better. He even managed to give Terry McAuliffie a "check your baggage" smack in the nuts as we were walking through the Men's Grill at WG&CC.

Good times.

What was your actual scores and how many beers did you guys drink while you played?

Can I take back my angrychicken vote and nominate joeyfenn instead?

Dick Rosenthal {l Wrote}:I was playing golf today with Angry Ty and John Boehner. Boehner was down in the dumps because his Plan B went no where and it looks like Paul Ryan is going to take him down as the Speaker. Anyway, Angry Ty tells him to buck up "You'll be fine. If some closeted 74 ballerina like Rahm can make $20 million as a "advisor" to a hedge fund for one year, just think of the cash you'll make." And I said "You think you have problems, I can't even win a biggest prick contest on a lightly read Interwebs board and the only reason I can even medal is some loser in Idaho whose wife left him because he had a limp dick and a light bank account is using all of his votes for me." It seemed to make him feel better. He even managed to give Terry McAuliffie a "check your baggage" smack in the nuts as we were walking through the Men's Grill at WG&CC.

Good times.

The detail of your fiction is fantastic.

I would have gone with Congressional CC.

Murt.

GodofBeasts94 and his self-righteousness

vegasEagle {l Wrote}:

Dick Rosenthal {l Wrote}:I was playing golf today with Angry Ty and John Boehner. Boehner was down in the dumps because his Plan B went no where and it looks like Paul Ryan is going to take him down as the Speaker. Anyway, Angry Ty tells him to buck up "You'll be fine. If some closeted 74 ballerina like Rahm can make $20 million as a "advisor" to a hedge fund for one year, just think of the cash you'll make." And I said "You think you have problems, I can't even win a biggest prick contest on a lightly read Interwebs board and the only reason I can even medal is some loser in Idaho whose wife left him because he had a limp dick and a light bank account is using all of his votes for me." It seemed to make him feel better. He even managed to give Terry McAuliffie a "check your baggage" smack in the nuts as we were walking through the Men's Grill at WG&CC.

Good times.

The detail of your fiction is fantastic.

I would have gone with Congressional CC.

Congressional is easy to get into. They'll let anyone in, like Creighton Farms or Belle Haven. Hell, even a solid place like Caves National will let you in if you can pony up the scratch--which is down considerably from a few years ago. Nope, in DC, if you are going to play with the players and cut out every douchebag junior partner from Crowell Moring or Glover Park Group, you go to WG&CC or Burning Tree. I, myself, prefer Burning Tree--at least until they start letting women in--but it is difficult to get politicians to show up there anymore. WG&CC fits the bill much better--they have actually raised their initiation fees and dues and the waiting list still is a few years long and they have struck the perfect balance of, at least in theory letting women in, but maintaining the sanctity of the Men's Grille and Cigar Room.

As for our scores, Boehner had a lot on his mind and missed some gimme putts--Angry Ty is a prick about gimmes, a strict inside the leather type, really pisses me off--so he shot a 79, despite the fact that it is a relatively short track. Angry Ty shot a 73. His game has improved considerably since he stopped thinking about making the Legends Tour and slowed down his swing and concentrated on tempo. Sure, he gives up 20-30 yards off the tee, but he is dead dick straight off the tee and if you do that on a shorter old school track, you should tear it up. Me, I am a dead Jew and was worried about the place being restricted. On top of that, let's just say that Guttfreund and Herschel Klinghoffer our more amenable to gimmes at the Century CC in the sky. Couldn't sink a fucking putt and shot a soul killing 83. I was so angry I almost punched Carlucci in the face when he asked me how I was playing at the bag drop.

So exists the final field of 30

angrychicken (2) - he's the one responsible for the riley skinner picture
BCMurt09 (3)
bignick33 (1)
BigPete (1)
b0mberman (1)
carolina2010 (3)
claver2010 (2)
cvilleeagle (1)
dick rosenthal (3)
eagle9903 (4) - self and retalitorily nominated
eagleNYC (1)
eppstein0 (1)
Godofbeasts94 (1)
homojs (2)
Huelsbu (1)
innocentbystander (1)
James Kilmeady (1)
Joeyfenn (1)
mod34b (2)
pick6pedro (1)
Pre321 (1)
rtbrkr (1)
scrush2 (1)
shockdoct (1)
tobaccoroadeagle (4)
TheDuchess (1)
twballgame9 (6)

For some reason, I enjoy reading hjs's posts but I nominate him for donkey cap. I also nominate big pete (fair weather fan), eepstein (constantly shitting on players), and carolina2010 (crack).

Can one of the basketball weirdos please explain what the story is behind carolina2010? I don't read the forum so I would appreciate if someone cold explain his candidacy for eo donkey cap... Kthxbye

hansen {l Wrote}:Can one of the basketball weirdos please explain what the story is behind carolina2010? I don't read the forum so I would appreciate if someone cold explain his candidacy for eo donkey cap... Kthxbye

She is married to a former BC basketball player. I will not rocketcar her but I think at this point everyone on the hoops board knows who she is and who her husband is. She seems to have an overall negative view of the Don and the program.

eaglecaddy {l Wrote}:

hansen {l Wrote}:Can one of the basketball weirdos please explain what the story is behind carolina2010? I don't read the forum so I would appreciate if someone cold explain his candidacy for eo donkey cap... Kthxbye

She is married to a former BC basketball player. I will not rocketcar her but I think at this point everyone on the hoops board knows who she is and who her husband is. She seems to have an overall negative view of the Don and the program.

She hates the Don and loves drug references. Crack is currently the drug of choice