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vegaseagle's latest attempt to draw attention to himself reminded me of the good old days; when chevy was king, buconvict blabbed about gossip girl (rip xoxo) and grudge fucking 15radnor, and floocher and ty made the basketball board a helluvalot more interesting than the hoops weirdos that have moved in.

remember the biggest asshole contest that we had? i think beanklankid won it but it was a squeaker over oj1969. anyone interested in doing something like that for this website? i can't think of a better way to drum up some holiday cheer.

tell you what - i'll open this as the assessing interest/taking nominees. each poster is allowed to submit 5 nominees for the asshole of eo contest. as santa is climbing down the chimney to skullfuck your wife on christmas eve i'll close the floor for nominations and accept the top 30 (or less - we'll see how many names we get) nominees and open up a new voting thread. i'll leave that up until new years and on new year's day we'll crown the "asshole of eo - 2012." i'll even see if shocker or wang can change their posting status to reflect this honor.

so go ahead and cast your nominations if you're interested OR ignore the shit out of this thread and let if fall from the first page and into bolivion.

2 simple rule - no nominating people that are banned from this site (including 81, bcstevenhale, 0j, and any other that may be fleeing my memory at the moment) and only nominating with one screen name, aliass holders. don't worry, you can stuff the voting booth with your aliasses - chicago style - next week.

and, as always, good luck and go eagles

EDIT - for ball washing nostalgia's sake, i changed the name from asshole to donkey cap. nod to the foot for the reminder

I suggest changing the winner to a brown colored name.

in no particular order: 781, rtbrkr, mod34b, walsh601(I have nothing against this guy but I dislike his enthusiasm about the only subject matter he posts on).

I'm a bigger asshole than any of those posters though.

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:vegaseagle's latest attempt to draw attention to himself reminded me of the good old days; when chevy was king, buconvict blabbed about gossip girl (rip xoxo) and grudge fucking 15radnor, and floocher and ty made the basketball board a helluvalot more interesting than the hoops weirdos that have moved in.

remember the biggest asshole contest that we had? i think beanklankid won it but it was a squeaker over oj1969. anyone interested in doing something like that for this website? i can't think of a better way to drum up some holiday cheer.

tell you what - i'll open this as the assessing interest/taking nominees. each poster is allowed to submit 5 nominees for the asshole of eo contest. as santa is climbing down the chimney to skullfuck your wife on christmas eve i'll close the floor for nominations and accept the top 30 (or less - we'll see how many names we get) nominees and open up a new voting thread. i'll leave that up until new years and on new year's day we'll crown the "asshole of eo - 2012." i'll even see if shocker or wang can change their posting status to reflect this honor.

so go ahead and cast your nominations if you're interested OR ignore the shit out of this thread and let if fall from the first page and into bolivion.

2 simple rule - no nominating people that are banned from this site (including 81, bcstevenhale, 0j, and any other that may be fleeing my memory at the moment) and only nominating with one screen name, aliass holders. don't worry, you can stuff the voting booth with your aliasses - chicago style - next week.

and, as always, good luck and go eagles

sorry TRE if you interpreted my Who's #1 thread as trying to attract attention. Actually i thought maybe we could have some fun and a laugh with it. Kinda getting tired of reading all NEGATIVE shit on this board from Addazio to BC hoops and it goes on and on. 20 kids got killed and it ended up as gun conrol fucking banter. Get my point? As an EO legend, I have to say you are one of my favorite reads. Can I have some more girlie polls please.

And I agree... GO EAGLES.

EO villains just aren't the same anymore.

I'd suggest eaglegradcc and his 50 comeback attempts under different screenames but I do not believe he posts here anymore.

hansen {l Wrote}:EO villains just aren't the same anymore.

I'd suggest eaglegradcc and his 50 comeback attempts under different screenames but I do not believe he posts here anymore.

mod34

Remember the Donkey Cap contest?

Isn't this about when Campion creates an alias named "Biggest Asshole"?

I'm going to be very, very careful when clicking on links in this thread.

"Today I played 18 holes and had a lunch with several highly regarded....."

Sorry.

Just para-quoting my nominee for biggest asshole.

DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:Remember the Donkey Cap contest?

dammit - that's the name i was trying to remember... quick, to the editing booth

so - at the end of workday 1 we have the following nominees

mod34b (1)
rtbrkr (1)
walsh601 (1)
eagle9903 (2) - self and retalitorily nominated
dick rosenthal (1)
twballgame9 (1)
bignick33 (1)
innocentbystander (1)
claver2010 (1)
pick6pedro (1)

Can we also have a poll as to who has the biggest asshole? Who knows, the winners might end up being the same for both.

2001Eagle {l Wrote}:Can we also have a poll as to who has the biggest asshole? Who knows, the winners might end up being the same for both.

I'll agree to have this as well as long as no links are involved.

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:so - at the end of workday 1 we have the following nominees

mod34b (2)
rtbrkr (1)
walsh601 (1)
eagle9903 (1) - self nominated
dick rosenthal (1)

I didn't nominate mod, I was answering hansen's question

vegasEagle {l Wrote}:

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:vegaseagle's latest attempt to draw attention to himself reminded me of the good old days; when chevy was king, buconvict blabbed about gossip girl (rip xoxo) and grudge fucking 15radnor, and floocher and ty made the basketball board a helluvalot more interesting than the hoops weirdos that have moved in.

remember the biggest asshole contest that we had? i think beanklankid won it but it was a squeaker over oj1969. anyone interested in doing something like that for this website? i can't think of a better way to drum up some holiday cheer.

tell you what - i'll open this as the assessing interest/taking nominees. each poster is allowed to submit 5 nominees for the asshole of eo contest. as santa is climbing down the chimney to skullfuck your wife on christmas eve i'll close the floor for nominations and accept the top 30 (or less - we'll see how many names we get) nominees and open up a new voting thread. i'll leave that up until new years and on new year's day we'll crown the "asshole of eo - 2012." i'll even see if shocker or wang can change their posting status to reflect this honor.

so go ahead and cast your nominations if you're interested OR ignore the shit out of this thread and let if fall from the first page and into bolivion.

2 simple rule - no nominating people that are banned from this site (including 81, bcstevenhale, 0j, and any other that may be fleeing my memory at the moment) and only nominating with one screen name, aliass holders. don't worry, you can stuff the voting booth with your aliasses - chicago style - next week.

and, as always, good luck and go eagles

As an EO legend, I have to say you are one of my favorite reads.

You hated him when he was SkankPolls.

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:

vegasEagle {l Wrote}:

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:vegaseagle's latest attempt to draw attention to himself reminded me of the good old days; when chevy was king, buconvict blabbed about gossip girl (rip xoxo) and grudge fucking 15radnor, and floocher and ty made the basketball board a helluvalot more interesting than the hoops weirdos that have moved in.

remember the biggest asshole contest that we had? i think beanklankid won it but it was a squeaker over oj1969. anyone interested in doing something like that for this website? i can't think of a better way to drum up some holiday cheer.

tell you what - i'll open this as the assessing interest/taking nominees. each poster is allowed to submit 5 nominees for the asshole of eo contest. as santa is climbing down the chimney to skullfuck your wife on christmas eve i'll close the floor for nominations and accept the top 30 (or less - we'll see how many names we get) nominees and open up a new voting thread. i'll leave that up until new years and on new year's day we'll crown the "asshole of eo - 2012." i'll even see if shocker or wang can change their posting status to reflect this honor.

so go ahead and cast your nominations if you're interested OR ignore the shit out of this thread and let if fall from the first page and into bolivion.

2 simple rule - no nominating people that are banned from this site (including 81, bcstevenhale, 0j, and any other that may be fleeing my memory at the moment) and only nominating with one screen name, aliass holders. don't worry, you can stuff the voting booth with your aliasses - chicago style - next week.

and, as always, good luck and go eagles

As an EO legend, I have to say you are one of my favorite reads.

You hated him when he was SkankPolls.

hate is a strong word.
I simply asked skank for a better effort.
He (as skankpolls) got a little upset.
TRE is much better at the girlie polls.

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:so - at the end of workday 1 we have the following nominees

mod34b (2)
rtbrkr (1)
walsh601 (1)
eagle9903 (1) - self nominated
dick rosenthal (1)

I didn't nominate mod, I was answering hansen's question

noted and corrected

Whomever it is that always votes for the ugliest skank in the skankpoll (see single vote for #2 in today's poll). I hate that guy!

I really did not think 9903 was an asshole donkey cap. 9903 semeed to think i was someone else, and maybe he had a problem with an (old) newcomer. "So what?," I thought. But after a few initial bumps he seemed ok to me, even decent. Just another fellow alum talking a little football (no public policy talk please!). But it seems I have misread my fellow alum.

Yes, now that I see he has nominated me, I would like to submit a purely revenge nomination. I am thinking that in view of 9903 nominating himself, he really wants this one. Bad. Why? I do not know.

So, I nominate Eagle 9903.

my nominating criteria are simple. i'm picking the 5 active people that have posted here the most based on the member data. as a result, my nominated members are:

twballgame9 (jerk)
bignick33 (linkedin stalker)
innocentbystander (nospace)
claver2010 (nerd)
pick6pedro (prick)

wang and the two interns just missed the cut

I'm shocked I have 0 votes thus far. I vote carolina2010

I hope there's a tie.



P and S if any finalist in this contest can explain how Shane MacGowan has lived into his mid-50s without reference to magic or religion, I will vote for everyone but you in the final poll. Good God, look at his teeth.

mod34b
eepstein0
twballgame9
eagleNYC
angrychicken

Okay, I'll sling some shit.

twballgame9 - I respeck him, and our debates are usually at least "kind-of" goodhearted. sometimes, when dealing with others, he wins this contest.
HJS - also someone I have had no qualms with. the reason he's here is because he's an aspiring conspiracy theorist.
myself - when I disagree with someone, I'm usually just a huge donkeycap. especially if I feel they are being bags of shit for the sake of being bags of shit.
TRE - the only reason he's here is because he has given me a few bad links back in the day.
whoever is responsible for the Riley Skinner pics - although I suspect this is TRE. in which case, he has earned two votes from me.

Also, if I cannot nominate myself, TRE gets that vote too.

I cannot think of anyone else at this very moment. The heydays of EI were when assholes ran rampant, so this board is extremely tame in comparison to what it used to be.

scrush2

eepstein0 {l Wrote}:I'm shocked I have 0 votes thus far. I vote carolina2010

carolina2010 seconded, definitely gets the weird0s vote if nothing else

It's an honor to be nominated!

Walsh601 {l Wrote}:It's an honor to be nominated!

conditionally nominated, I don't want this to go to your head.