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Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:18 pm
by Walsh601
WTF? ND says Teo was the victim of a hoax?

Notre Dame Statement: Manti Te’o

On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te’o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia. The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax. While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators.

Dennis Brown
University Spokesman | Assistant Vice President


I don't believe this shit for a second. At least its more creative than a mysterious-RESPECKT HIS PRIVACY-illness.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:19 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
So he was a victim of a hoax and knew it as early as 12/26. I'm impressed they kept this under wraps for as long as they did.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:20 pm
by Endless Mike
Everyone who has seen the "Susie" episode of Seinfeld knows killing off an imaginary person will just cause even more trouble.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:21 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
So you're telling me Manti T'eo, All-American and future professional football player/millionaire, had an internet relationship for months with a woman he never met?

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:22 pm
by hansen
Ken Jennings {l Wrote}:WHOA. I am no longer the most famous Mormon to invent an always-suspiciously-absent "girlfriend" in college. http://deadsp.in/fZ5POJa

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:23 pm
by Walsh601
I'm just glad Manti Te'o caught that serial killer who's been putting red ribbons on his homeless Baltimore victims.


:whammy

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:25 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
ND Nation {l Wrote}:ND - Imaginary GF
Alabama - Katherine Webb

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:28 pm
by Walsh601
@josh_levin: Brent Musberger: A.J. McCarron's girlfriend is real & she's spectacular

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:29 pm
by Endless Mike
I haven't seen it on any official ND page but people are now cutting and pasting this as a statement from Notre Dame:

From Notre Dame spokesperson Dennis Brown:

"On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te'o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia. The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax. While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators."

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:30 pm
by 31southst
ND's statement:

On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te’o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia," the statement read. "The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax.

"While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators."


This seems hard to believe.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:32 pm
by hansen
Regardless of who lied... is there any doubt in anyone's mind that Te'o likes to take it in the 2 hole?

Just askin'

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:32 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
31southst {l Wrote}:ND's statement:

On Dec. 26, Notre Dame coaches were informed by Manti Te’o and his parents that Manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fictitious name Lennay Kekua apparently ingratiated herself with Manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia," the statement read. "The University immediately initiated an investigation to assist Manti and his family in discovering the motive for and nature of this hoax.

"While the proper authorities will continue to investigate this troubling matter, this appears to be, at a minimum, a sad and very cruel deception to entertain its perpetrators."


This seems hard to believe.


Especially since T'eo claimed he had met her in person. Unless he was embarrassed to admit that he was in an internet relationship.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:35 pm
by mod6A
would it have been better for him to have won the heisman, and have it stripped for some bs like this? i am just looking at the biggest possible besmirching :seanwilliams here.

:whalepants :whalepants :whalepants :whalepants :whalepants :whalepants :whalepants :whalepants

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:43 pm
by Walsh601
It never felt like a chance meeting, although it probably appeared that way from the outside looking in.

Their stares got pleasantly tangled, then Manti Te'o extended his hand to the stranger with a warm smile and soulful eyes.


Lennay Kekua was a Stanford student and Cardinal football fan when the two exchanged glances, handshakes and phone numbers that fateful weekend three seasons ago.

She was gifted in music, multi-lingual, had dreams grounded in reality and the talent to catch up to them.

The plan was for Kekua to spend extensive time with the whole Te'o family when upwards of 40 of them came to South Bend in mid-November for ND's Senior Day date with Wake Forest.

"They started out as just friends," Brian Te'o said. "Every once in a while, she would travel to Hawaii, and that happened to be the time Manti was home, so he would meet with her there. But within the last year, they became a couple.


http://articles.southbendtribune.com/2012-10-12/sports/34419536_1_brian-and-ottilia-manti-te-o-irish-head-coach

ND is so full of shit.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:46 pm
by cvilleagle
Pretty obvious if you read between the lines a little that this dude has a gay relationship with the Tuiasosopo guy. A bit confusing why they had to create and kill off a fictitious person to put in the middle of it - I guess as a way of communicating without the gheyness coming to light.

Insane that ND is doubling down on this horseshit.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:02 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
hansen {l Wrote}:Regardless of who lied... is there any doubt in anyone's mind that Te'o likes to take it in the 2 hole?

Just askin'


hoping for an invite, spermbreath?

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:18 pm
by ClubMed93
All NFL teams looking to spend millions of dollars on a pathological homosexual please form a line to the right

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:29 pm
by apbc12
I wonder if Dick has recently played golf or had dinner with anyone who can get this poor hoax victim out of this mess.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:30 pm
by RegalBCeagle
I have a strong feeling that Lennay Marie Kekua is one of Angry Ty's aliasses. It all makes sense now.....

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:40 pm
by mod6A
ClubMed93 {l Wrote}:All NFL teams looking to spend millions of dollars on a pathological homosexual please form a line to the right




the steelers gave kordell stewart lots of money. :shock

:whalepants :whalepants :whalepants :whalepants :whalepants :whalepants

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:40 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
question - can we still count this fake death as a murder committed or accessoried by brian kelly?

THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:46 pm
by h2o
Did anyone pick Mani Te'o's career in the death pool?

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:52 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
h2o {l Wrote}:Did anyone pick Mani Te'o's career in the death pool?


if murderers and dog fighting promoters can find a team and a huge paycheck i think a kid that lied about banging a girl while he was blowing a guy should be okay

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:58 pm
by commavegarage
so he never met the girl AND didn't go to the funeral?

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:59 pm
by hawaiirob
I am hearing that Teo is likely gay.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:08 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
so this all started coming apart on 12/26? isn't that about the time that the domers would have arrived in miami AND about the time the christopher huang disappeared from the world of eo?

if this were the maryann's board i would post a link to a picture of a naked hawai'ian and naked fat asianed man next to each other (maybe kissing, if i could find it)

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:12 pm
by cvilleagle
Yes, this counts as another Brian Kelly murder.

Also, this is starting to remind me of the NFL draft-related episode of Party Down.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:33 pm
by commavegarage
hawaiirob {l Wrote}:I am hearing that Teo is likely gay.


thats what i initially suspected. because and non-gay football player at any school would either (a.) have a girlfriend at the school or (b.) slay as many chicks as possible


Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:43 pm
by HJS
Te'o's full statement on the situation, according to ESPN:

"This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but over an extended period of time, I developed an emotional relationship with a woman I met online. We maintained what I thought to CONTINUED...

be an authentic relationship by communicating frequently online and on the phone, and I grew to care deeply about her.

"To realize that I was the victim of what was apparently someone's sick joke and constant lies was, and is, painful and humiliating.

"It further pains me that the grief I felt and the sympathies expressed to me at the time of my grandmother's death in September were in any way deepened by what I believed to be another significant loss in my life.

"I am enormously grateful for the support of my family, friends and Notre Dame fans throughout this year. To think that I shared with them my happiness about my relationship and details that I thought to be true about her just makes me sick. I hope that people can understand how trying and confusing this whole experience has been.

"In retrospect, I obviously should have been much more cautious. If anything good comes of this, I hope it is that others will be far more guarded when they engage with people online than I was.

"Fortunately, I have many wonderful things in my life, and I'm looking forward to putting this painful experience behind me as I focus on preparing for the NFL Draft."

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:48 pm
by hansen
Te'o {l Wrote}:
"This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but over an extended period of time, I developed an emotional relationship with a woman guy I met online. We maintained what I thought to be an authentic relationship by communicating frequently online and on the phone, and I grew to care deeply about her him.

"To realize that I was the victim of what was apparently someone's sick joke and constant lies was, and is, painful and humiliating.

"It further pains me that the grief I felt and the sympathies expressed to me at the time of my grandmother's death in September were in any way deepened by what I believed to be another significant loss in my life.


"I am enormously grateful for the support of my family, friends and Notre Dame fans throughout this year. To think that I shared with them my happiness about my relationship and details that I thought to be true about her him just makes me sick. I hope that people can understand how trying and confusing this whole experience has been.

"In retrospect, I obviously should have been much more cautious. If anything good comes of this, I hope it is that others will be far more guarded when they engage with people online than I was.

"Fortunately, I have many wonderful things in my life, and I'm looking forward to putting this painful experience behind me as I focus on preparing for the NFL Draft."


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