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Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:18 pm
by hawaiirob
Ladyboy's, gays, chicks with dicks.... whatever you call it...yes, this is huge in Samoan culture. Very accepting of this stuff.

Let's just say, hypothetically, that, unlike Magic Johnson, a Samoan would not basically lead off a news conference wherein it was revealed he was HIV+, by making sure you did not think he was gay. Hawaii is possibly the most liberal state in the nation, and gay rights/acceptance is big part of that. Polynesian acceptance of homosexuality is big driver here.

While I am no Dick Rosenthal with my dinners and golf outings, I know Hawaii. Several very good sources back in da aina saying whispers of Manti being "maho" or gay have been around for a while. He is actually a great kid by all accounts. I've truly not heard a bad thing said about him (pre-hoax). Assuming he is gay, I actually feel badly for the kid. I feel badly for anybody who can't be themself.

Believing anything other than this kid is homexual makes said believer a total moron. Teo being gay is the only explanation here. Or you can believe that he carried on a multi-year relationship with the "love of my life" (or multi month, depending on various timelines), with a woman he never laid eyes on, a woman who was knarled up in a wreck, suffered leukemia, who stood him up during a mutual visit to Hawaii...and was actually a man who fucking spoke in a falsetto. If you are this person, please contact me immediately because I have some beautiful beach front villas in Kansas City that I'd like to sell you.

And if you argue that Teo is an Elmer Fudd here, the village idiot who is easily fooled? No, that does not fly either. This kid has attended two of the best schools in the nation for hs and college. His college slams you in the head with narrative about being careful and cautious with predators, media, social and otherwise. He is also a well known smart kid/good student.

I am betting Swarbick cried at the ND presser because he figured out that Teo was gay....and it crushed him that this great young man carried such heavy weight to protect his privacy, etc. Do you think Swarbick cried because the most trusting person I've ever met" had become cynical about life? Puhleeze. I call BS. Swarbick cried because it truly is tragic when a human life is held in captivity, like Teo's obviously has.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:35 pm
by ATLeagle
I was positive on that these two were on the downlow until I just heard the voicemails. Kind of sounds like a woman, right?

http://www.katiecouric.com/features/hear-the-voicemails-from-manti-teos-girlfriend-a-katie-exclusive/

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:42 pm
by HJS
hawaiirob {l Wrote}:Believing anything other than this kid is homexual makes said believer a total moron. Teo being gay is the only explanation here. Or you can believe that he carried on a multi-year relationship with the "love of my life" (or multi month, depending on various timelines), with a woman he never laid eyes on, a woman who was knarled up in a wreck, suffered leukemia, who stood him up during a mutual visit to Hawaii...and was actually a man who fucking spoke in a falsetto. If you are this person, please contact me immediately because I have some beautiful beach front villas in Kansas City that I'd like to sell you.

And if you argue that Teo is an Elmer Fudd here, the village idiot who is easily fooled? No, that does not fly either. This kid has attended two of the best schools in the nation for hs and college. His college slams you in the head with narrative about being careful and cautious with predators, media, social and otherwise. He is also a well known smart kid/good student.

I am betting Swarbick cried at the ND presser because he figured out that Teo was gay....and it crushed him that this great young man carried such heavy weight to protect his privacy, etc. Do you think Swarbick cried because the most trusting person I've ever met" had become cynical about life? Puhleeze. I call BS. Swarbick cried because it truly is tragic when a human life is held in captivity, like Teo's obviously has.

Based on what has come out recently... that the "relationship" really only got to the phone call stage in April (and lasted for only a few como-filled months until September) and since they did not spend every nigh, all night on the phone... I think it is possible that Te'o had developed an online relationship that never got serious enough to meet in person. However, once she was killed off, I think Te'o effing milked it for all it was worth grossly embellishing the seriousness of the "love of his life". In that take... thank goodness it turned out to be fake, otherwise his intent was to exploit the tortured suffering of some poor girl's family with whom he shared a few texts with.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:54 pm
by HJS
ATLeagle {l Wrote}:I was positive on that these two were on the downlow until I just heard the voicemails. Kind of sounds like a woman, right?

http://www.katiecouric.com/features/hear-the-voicemails-from-manti-teos-girlfriend-a-katie-exclusive/

Well... you can see how ATL would similarly been fooled as his girlfriend has a deeper voice and bigger Adam's apple.
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Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:58 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
ATLeagle {l Wrote}:I was positive on that these two were on the downlow until I just heard the voicemails. Kind of sounds like a woman, right?

http://www.katiecouric.com/features/hear-the-voicemails-from-manti-teos-girlfriend-a-katie-exclusive/


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Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:09 pm
by Onyx Blackman
If that's really Roniah's voice then he's more than just Bi-curiasosopo.

http://deadspin.com/5978713/listen-to-manti-teos-voicemails-from-lennay-kekuaronaiah-tuiasosopo

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:40 pm
by b0mberMan
Te'o also claims that she came out of her coma when she heard his voice. Or at least he thought that's what happened:

http://gawker.com/5978692/manti-teo-to- ... ne-with-me

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:44 pm
by HJS
To good Te'o articles... one from Deadspin and one about Deadspin (vs. ESPN).
http://deadspin.com/5978674/manti-teo-j ... f-bullshit
http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013/jan ... scoop.html

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:56 pm
by Supahfan99
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:On Wednesday, a league source indicated that Te’o’s bizarre tale “will have no effect” on his stock, saying, “Just because he’s delusional doesn’t mean he’s not a good football player.”

I find that quote funny.


We finally found someone dumber than Andy Katzenmoyer.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:04 pm
by TontoKowalski
HJS {l Wrote}:
ATLeagle {l Wrote}:I was positive on that these two were on the downlow until I just heard the voicemails. Kind of sounds like a woman, right?

http://www.katiecouric.com/features/hear-the-voicemails-from-manti-teos-girlfriend-a-katie-exclusive/

Well... you can see how ATL would similarly been fooled as his girlfriend has a deeper voice and bigger Adam's apple.
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And I'd like to add that based on certain posters, we know her bush looks like Ronaiah's hair. Navel to knees!

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:49 pm
by cvilleagle
Te'O apparently just came out and said that he's "far from" gay.

As if we needed any more proof that he's gay.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:19 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
cvilleagle {l Wrote}:Te'O apparently just came out and said that he's "far from" gay.

As if we needed any more proof that he's gay.


I was waiting for him to say he's "a total 360" away from being gay.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:19 pm
by Endless Mike

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:28 pm
by cvilleagle

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:49 pm
by b0mberMan
hawaiirob {l Wrote}:Ladyboy's, gays, chicks with dicks.... whatever you call it...yes, this is huge in Samoan culture. Very accepting of this stuff.

Let's just say, hypothetically, that, unlike Magic Johnson, a Samoan would not basically lead off a news conference wherein it was revealed he was HIV+, by making sure you did not think he was gay. Hawaii is possibly the most liberal state in the nation, and gay rights/acceptance is big part of that. Polynesian acceptance of homosexuality is big driver here.

While I am no Dick Rosenthal with my dinners and golf outings, I know Hawaii. Several very good sources back in da aina saying whispers of Manti being "maho" or gay have been around for a while. He is actually a great kid by all accounts. I've truly not heard a bad thing said about him (pre-hoax). Assuming he is gay, I actually feel badly for the kid. I feel badly for anybody who can't be themself.

Believing anything other than this kid is homexual makes said believer a total moron. Teo being gay is the only explanation here. Or you can believe that he carried on a multi-year relationship with the "love of my life" (or multi month, depending on various timelines), with a woman he never laid eyes on, a woman who was knarled up in a wreck, suffered leukemia, who stood him up during a mutual visit to Hawaii...and was actually a man who fucking spoke in a falsetto. If you are this person, please contact me immediately because I have some beautiful beach front villas in Kansas City that I'd like to sell you.

And if you argue that Teo is an Elmer Fudd here, the village idiot who is easily fooled? No, that does not fly either. This kid has attended two of the best schools in the nation for hs and college. His college slams you in the head with narrative about being careful and cautious with predators, media, social and otherwise. He is also a well known smart kid/good student.

I am betting Swarbick cried at the ND presser because he figured out that Teo was gay....and it crushed him that this great young man carried such heavy weight to protect his privacy, etc. Do you think Swarbick cried because the most trusting person I've ever met" had become cynical about life? Puhleeze. I call BS. Swarbick cried because it truly is tragic when a human life is held in captivity, like Teo's obviously has.


Man, hawaiirob, do you have egg on your face. Te'o's words on being gay? "Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from it." Far from it. Case closed.

Yeesh.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:54 pm
by HJS

Pete Thamel is taking an absolute beating by everyone for the SI cover. This will not end well for him.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:54 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
also, i'm guessing his nickname in college was "hawaii rob" to his face and "ladyboy lovin' rob" behind his back

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:01 pm
by Onyx Blackman
b0mberMan {l Wrote}:Man, hawaiirob, do you have egg on your face. Te'o's words on being gay? "Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from it." Far from it. Case closed.

Yeesh.


Katie Courics: Case desmithed. Manti, you is free to wear you cardigans and cathch you deflected passes.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:22 pm
by hawaiirob
Teo and his cute haricut are gay. A hetero Samoan does not keep his hair all coifed and tight like that. Teo is scared to tell his dad he got stood up by the love of his life while they were together on a small island? More like Teo is scared to tell his dad something else. Brah da guy stay maho! Fok!

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:36 pm
by apbc12
It's a sad state of affairs when someone feels it's better to say "No, no, of course I'm not gay. I'm just really, profoundly stupid." This kid is now screwed two ways: first, if he is gay, he can't come out and be a hero for being the first mainstream sports star to do so - he'll be the asshole who had the perfect chance to come out and lied about it. Second, people are now lining up to pitch their exciting investment opportunities to poor, trusting Lenny Small.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:54 pm
by hawaiirob
This Tuiasosopo kid is likely gay, too. Yogurt canons going off left and right.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:54 pm
by hansen
My favorite part of this story thus far is the proof that the phone calls really happened according to an Microsoft Excel spreadsheet given to ESPN by Gay'O.

I cannot believe anyone would doubt Gay'O after such conclusive evidence as that! :dildodog

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:22 am
by talon
Te'o won't give over his phone records because they'll show all the times he illegally talked to agents and boosters.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:12 am
by RegalBCeagle
talon {l Wrote}:Te'o won't give over his phone records because they'll show all the times he illegally talked to agents and boosters.


I bet TRE's number is on there....

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:13 am
by DomingoOrtiz
Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:
b0mberMan {l Wrote}:Man, hawaiirob, do you have egg on your face. Te'o's words on being gay? "Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from it." Far from it. Case closed.

Yeesh.


Katie Courics: Case desmithed. Manti, you is free to wear you cardigans and cathch you deflected passes.


GOLD

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:29 am
by TontoKowalski
RegalBCeagle {l Wrote}:
talon {l Wrote}:Te'o won't give over his phone records because they'll show all the times he illegally talked to agents and boosters.


I bet TRE's number is on there....


I always figured TRE used prepaid cell phones for precisely this reason. That's how the hookers do it in Baltimore.

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:30 am
by NotoriousOrange
HJS {l Wrote}:
ATLeagle {l Wrote}:I was positive on that these two were on the downlow until I just heard the voicemails. Kind of sounds like a woman, right?

http://www.katiecouric.com/features/hear-the-voicemails-from-manti-teos-girlfriend-a-katie-exclusive/

Well... you can see how ATL would similarly been fooled as his girlfriend has a deeper voice and bigger Adam's apple.
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HJS - very funny post :kudos

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:50 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
TontoKowalski {l Wrote}:
RegalBCeagle {l Wrote}:
talon {l Wrote}:Te'o won't give over his phone records because they'll show all the times he illegally talked to agents and boosters.


I bet TRE's number is on there....


I always figured TRE used prepaid cell phones for precisely this reason. That's how the hookers do it in Baltimore.


i use the internets only. why would i want to hear the whiny and annoying voice. i learned this trick from snoop (as he doesn't like to hear the voices of the tweens that he's cybolicly violating)

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Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:06 am
by cvilleagle
talon {l Wrote}:Te'o won't give over his phone records because they'll show all the times he illegally talked to agents and boosters.


Someone just took this scandal to another muthafuckin level. :kudos

Re: Sanity Restored...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:33 am
by HJS
ESPN is hellbent in clearing Te'o's name.
http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... teo-report

I guess they are trying to do everything possible to woo ND away from NBC.