Sanity Restored...

[pick6pedro]

A pure defensive player receives the second most first place votes and the third most total points of any runner-up in Heisman history, but he was poo-poohed all year as a legitimate candidate. Man crushes make people say and do crazy things.

[pick6pedro]

It's too bad Johnny can't put up good numbers against quality football teams...

[Dick Rosenthal]

Big Fuckin' Deal. Tebow the II beat up on an Oklahoma team that was depressed to have not made a BCS game and didn't bother to show up. The wounded ducks he tossed to Swope were particulalrly impressive. Why don't we give the kid from Louisville the Heisman? He was better than Johnny Assault, Battery and DUI.

[pick6pedro]

They were poo-pooing Te'o as a candidate after an incredible performance against Oklahoma.

Besides the fact that you're changing the argument, who's poo-pooing now?

[apbc12]

Johnny Assault, Battery and DUI.

Note: none of these things has happened. Is Tone Loc still mad at you for interrupting him at work and embarrassing him in front of the chief?

[Dick Rosenthal]

God you are fuckin' stupid. Try to follow. The argument didn't change a wit. Te'o played Oklahoma when they were not only in the Conference Championship picture, but also in the National Championship picture. Johnny Drunk Driver Aggravated Assault played a demoralized Oklahoma team that didn't want to be there. On top of that, Notre Dame horesraped Okalhoma in Norman. A&M did it in Dallas (Grand Prarie to be accurate) in what was, based on crowd breakdown a fucking home game.

Why not find someone with an IQ above room temperature to make your case for you. It's a low bar admittedly, but will add to the cognitive heft behind your argument.

[flyingelvii]

I personally enjoy Dick trying to live in a world where Te'o hasn't been hyped up by ESPN.

[EagleDave]

I personally enjoy Dick trying to live in a world where Te'o hasn't been hyped up by ESPN.

We all do.

[gallopingghost]

Johnny:
Passing: 22/34, 287 Yds, 2TDs, 1 Pick (The pick hit his reciever in the hands in the end zone and bounced up in the air)
Rushing: 229 Yds, 2 TDs
516 total Yds, a Cotton bowl record

Klein:
Passing 17/32, 151 Yds , 1 TD, 2 Picks
Rushing 30 Yds, 1 TD
181 Total Yds, a suck ass performance

Klein more deserving than Johnny? Case dismissed councilor for lack of evidence.

[cvilleagle]

You guys are never going to convince AngryOtilla. Give it up.

[flyingelvii]

Johnny:
Passing: 22/34, 287 Yds, 2TDs, 1 Pick (The pick hit his reciever in the hands in the end zone and bounced up in the air)
Rushing: 229 Yds, 2 TDs
516 total Yds, a Cotton bowl record

Klein:
Passing 17/32, 151 Yds , 1 TD, 2 Picks
Rushing 30 Yds, 1 TD
181 Total Yds, a suck ass performance

Klein more deserving than Johnny? Case dismissed councilor for lack of evidence.

Also known as the Te'o special.

[pick6pedro]

God you are fuckin' stupid. Try to follow. The argument didn't change a wit. Te'o played Oklahoma when they were not only in the Conference Championship picture, but also in the National Championship picture. Johnny Drunk Driver Aggravated Assault played a demoralized Oklahoma team that didn't want to be there. On top of that, Notre Dame horesraped Okalhoma in Norman. A&M did it in Dallas (Grand Prarie to be accurate) in what was, based on crowd breakdown a fucking home game.

Why not find someone with an IQ above room temperature to make your case for you. It's a low bar admittedly, but will add to the cognitive heft behind your argument.

That's all ya got? Candy from a baby.

[micheagle]

Big Fuckin' Deal. Tebow the II beat up on an Oklahoma team that was depressed to have not made a BCS game and didn't bother to show up. The wounded ducks he tossed to Swope were particulalrly impressive. Why don't we give the kid from Louisville the Heisman? He was better than Johnny Assault, Battery and DUI.

Fine. Give T'eo the Lady Byng.

[pick6pedro]

Unfortunately Dick just got really busy at work.

[flyingelvii]

Big Fuckin' Deal. Tebow the II beat up on an Oklahoma team that was depressed to have not made a BCS game and didn't bother to show up. The wounded ducks he tossed to Swope were particulalrly impressive. Why don't we give the kid from Louisville the Heisman? He was better than Johnny Assault, Battery and DUI.

Fine. Give T'eo the Lady Byng.

Using this logic, Notre Dame must have been really depressed to make it to the National Championship then.

[claver2010]

Um bump?

WTF

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Um bump?

WTF

I assume you're talking about the column Deadspin just posted? Un-fucking-real.

Sadly, I don't see this story affecting Teo's draft stock at all.

EDIT - For those who don't want to be bothered, Deadspin printed an article with a treasure trove of evidence that suggests Manti Teo's girlfriend, who passed away during the season, never existed and was fabricated by Teo and a friend for publicity purposes.

[Iggle]

Um bump?

WTF

I can't remember anything quite like this. Pretty incredible stuff. The deadspin article seems pretty solid.

[Endless Mike]

I'm guessing you bumped it for this: http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax

[EagleWolverine]

I assume he was on the DL with his partner in crime, NTTAWWT.

At least that chump will slip past the Lions. Kind of hilarious though. You have to add leukemia to the car crash, its like hitting at 17. Bold maneuver.

[b0mberMan]

SO this is weird. But...

- Very religious Mormon.
- Very visible star athlete
- At a religious university.
- "Long distance girlfriend."

8====>

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Hey, this is a meatbomb-free zone.

TRE is going to have a field day with this story.

[b0mberMan]

If this is true, I think there is a good chance Deadspin just outed the guy.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

ND Nation is worth checking out right now, if you haven't already.

[Onyx Blackman]

Hey, this is a meatbomb-free zone.

TRE is going to have a field day with this story.

You mean TRE the wiener lover who claims to have married multiple women?

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Hey, this is a meatbomb-free zone.

TRE is going to have a field day with this story.

You mean TRE the wiener lover who claims to have married multiple women?

Yes, the one who claims to have done sex to a woman with misplaced anatomy.

[b0mberMan]

Hey, this is a meatbomb-free zone.

TRE is going to have a field day with this story.

You mean TRE the wiener lover who claims to have married multiple women?

Oh my god....

[Hunta518]

So what you guys are saying is Saint Luke is a better football player AND a better person?

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Bruce Feldman just tweeted that he's been told ND will have an official comment on the story shortly.

[mod6A]

wowsers.