Onyx Blackman wrote:DuchesneEast wrote:BowlStreak wrote:DomingoOrtiz wrote:Maybe this is a nerdification thing. In my days, if you had such an urge, you worked it out long before SR year. Our FR hall (Fitz) looked like Calcutta every Sunday morning.
Eh, I graduated in 2009, and my freshman year Duchesne East always looked like that every weekend morning, usually thanks to a certain rugby player who called himself "Boomer"
I still look like that every Saturday/Sunday morning, its usually worse when I drink whiskey. The vomit is easy to clean but the blood usually leaves stains.
Are you still ravaged every week by Boomer the rugby player? Does it hurt? Do you want to talk about it? Your real-life friend IB can counsel you, councilor.
After Boomer is done I look like Goatse.




were 'likely jailbait' so not to try and get numbers as I was walking around the bookstore.





