SEASON TICKETS CANCELED

[palatine]

Is that like how your parents left you on the side of the road once they discovered they were raising a downs syndrome child?

no, its like how I left your mom sore and walking funny 9 months before little flyinelvii entered the world.

Yeah that doesn't work because the "leave" you used in your original post does not have the same meaning as the "left" you used in this post. Please work on the continuity in your jokes. Subtlety and some sense of intellectual continuity makes for greater humor. You have neither.

Are long winded instructions on the use of logic subtle? There is some sense of continuity in your posts in that they seem like they never end. I could not be more bored by you.

No that's use of humor in talking down to the person you are talking to as well as having confidence in one's voice as a writer. The subtlety is hidden within the long-winded response, of which you clearly don't have the attention span to follow. I apologize I write posts that have a progression and are longer than 12 words without a pop-up picture to distract you from the actual point at hand. The sentences are quite simple in structure, as I'm using it as a vehicle of the humor I am trying to have come out in the post, yet I see you have difficulty in following them.

If it helps you at all, I am laughing as I type this.

As the reader I have to tell you, I don't think you come off as intelligent as you might think. Smug yes. Smart not that much. Funny, good lord no.

[flyingelvii]

Is that like how your parents left you on the side of the road once they discovered they were raising a downs syndrome child?

no, its like how I left your mom sore and walking funny 9 months before little flyinelvii entered the world.

Yeah that doesn't work because the "leave" you used in your original post does not have the same meaning as the "left" you used in this post. Please work on the continuity in your jokes. Subtlety and some sense of intellectual continuity makes for greater humor. You have neither.

Are long winded instructions on the use of logic subtle? There is some sense of continuity in your posts in that they seem like they never end. I could not be more bored by you.

No that's use of humor in talking down to the person you are talking to as well as having confidence in one's voice as a writer. The subtlety is hidden within the long-winded response, of which you clearly don't have the attention span to follow. I apologize I write posts that have a progression and are longer than 12 words without a pop-up picture to distract you from the actual point at hand. The sentences are quite simple in structure, as I'm using it as a vehicle of the humor I am trying to have come out in the post, yet I see you have difficulty in following them.

If it helps you at all, I am laughing as I type this.

As the reader I have to tell you, I don't think you come off as intelligent as you might think. Smug yes. Smart not that much. Funny, good lord no.

And therein lies the humor. To wit, you are not the intended audience. I see you still do not understand that.

[palatine]

Is that like how your parents left you on the side of the road once they discovered they were raising a downs syndrome child?

no, its like how I left your mom sore and walking funny 9 months before little flyinelvii entered the world.

Yeah that doesn't work because the "leave" you used in your original post does not have the same meaning as the "left" you used in this post. Please work on the continuity in your jokes. Subtlety and some sense of intellectual continuity makes for greater humor. You have neither.

Are long winded instructions on the use of logic subtle? There is some sense of continuity in your posts in that they seem like they never end. I could not be more bored by you.

No that's use of humor in talking down to the person you are talking to as well as having confidence in one's voice as a writer. The subtlety is hidden within the long-winded response, of which you clearly don't have the attention span to follow. I apologize I write posts that have a progression and are longer than 12 words without a pop-up picture to distract you from the actual point at hand. The sentences are quite simple in structure, as I'm using it as a vehicle of the humor I am trying to have come out in the post, yet I see you have difficulty in following them.

If it helps you at all, I am laughing as I type this.

As the reader I have to tell you, I don't think you come off as intelligent as you might think. Smug yes. Smart not that much. Funny, good lord no.

And therein lies the humor. To wit, you are not the intended audience. I see you still do not understand that.

Is there an intended audience? Does anyone post at BC fan sites anymore?

[flyingelvii]

Is that like how your parents left you on the side of the road once they discovered they were raising a downs syndrome child?

no, its like how I left your mom sore and walking funny 9 months before little flyinelvii entered the world.

Yeah that doesn't work because the "leave" you used in your original post does not have the same meaning as the "left" you used in this post. Please work on the continuity in your jokes. Subtlety and some sense of intellectual continuity makes for greater humor. You have neither.

Are long winded instructions on the use of logic subtle? There is some sense of continuity in your posts in that they seem like they never end. I could not be more bored by you.

No that's use of humor in talking down to the person you are talking to as well as having confidence in one's voice as a writer. The subtlety is hidden within the long-winded response, of which you clearly don't have the attention span to follow. I apologize I write posts that have a progression and are longer than 12 words without a pop-up picture to distract you from the actual point at hand. The sentences are quite simple in structure, as I'm using it as a vehicle of the humor I am trying to have come out in the post, yet I see you have difficulty in following them.

If it helps you at all, I am laughing as I type this.

As the reader I have to tell you, I don't think you come off as intelligent as you might think. Smug yes. Smart not that much. Funny, good lord no.

And therein lies the humor. To wit, you are not the intended audience. I see you still do not understand that.

Is there an intended audience? Does anyone post at BC fan sites anymore?

In the abstract sense, there really doesn't even need to be a live, physical audience for which one intends to reach, so ultimately your point does not matter.

[palatine]

Is that like how your parents left you on the side of the road once they discovered they were raising a downs syndrome child?

no, its like how I left your mom sore and walking funny 9 months before little flyinelvii entered the world.

Yeah that doesn't work because the "leave" you used in your original post does not have the same meaning as the "left" you used in this post. Please work on the continuity in your jokes. Subtlety and some sense of intellectual continuity makes for greater humor. You have neither.

Are long winded instructions on the use of logic subtle? There is some sense of continuity in your posts in that they seem like they never end. I could not be more bored by you.

No that's use of humor in talking down to the person you are talking to as well as having confidence in one's voice as a writer. The subtlety is hidden within the long-winded response, of which you clearly don't have the attention span to follow. I apologize I write posts that have a progression and are longer than 12 words without a pop-up picture to distract you from the actual point at hand. The sentences are quite simple in structure, as I'm using it as a vehicle of the humor I am trying to have come out in the post, yet I see you have difficulty in following them.

If it helps you at all, I am laughing as I type this.

As the reader I have to tell you, I don't think you come off as intelligent as you might think. Smug yes. Smart not that much. Funny, good lord no.

And therein lies the humor. To wit, you are not the intended audience. I see you still do not understand that.

Is there an intended audience? Does anyone post at BC fan sites anymore?

In the abstract sense, there really doesn't even need to be a live, physical audience for which one intends to reach, so ultimately your point does not matter.

In the non-abstract sense Huskies football BCS bowls: 1; BCU BCS Bowls 0.

[historylesson]

Is that like how your parents left you on the side of the road once they discovered they were raising a downs syndrome child?

no, its like how I left your mom sore and walking funny 9 months before little flyinelvii entered the world.

Yeah that doesn't work because the "leave" you used in your original post does not have the same meaning as the "left" you used in this post. Please work on the continuity in your jokes. Subtlety and some sense of intellectual continuity makes for greater humor. You have neither.

Are long winded instructions on the use of logic subtle? There is some sense of continuity in your posts in that they seem like they never end. I could not be more bored by you.

No that's use of humor in talking down to the person you are talking to as well as having confidence in one's voice as a writer. The subtlety is hidden within the long-winded response, of which you clearly don't have the attention span to follow. I apologize I write posts that have a progression and are longer than 12 words without a pop-up picture to distract you from the actual point at hand. The sentences are quite simple in structure, as I'm using it as a vehicle of the humor I am trying to have come out in the post, yet I see you have difficulty in following them.

If it helps you at all, I am laughing as I type this.

As the reader I have to tell you, I don't think you come off as intelligent as you might think. Smug yes. Smart not that much. Funny, good lord no.

And therein lies the humor. To wit, you are not the intended audience. I see you still do not understand that.

Is there an intended audience? Does anyone post at BC fan sites anymore?

In the abstract sense, there really doesn't even need to be a live, physical audience for which one intends to reach, so ultimately your point does not matter.

Based on all the BC fans jumping in to take up your wit and hilarity, I'd say you either outsmarted the rest of your posting fanbase OR you are not as smart as you think you are and you're coming off like a real moron.

I would spend some time considering the latter if I were you.

[BCEaglesFan]

Is that like how your parents left you on the side of the road once they discovered they were raising a downs syndrome child?

no, its like how I left your mom sore and walking funny 9 months before little flyinelvii entered the world.

Yeah that doesn't work because the "leave" you used in your original post does not have the same meaning as the "left" you used in this post. Please work on the continuity in your jokes. Subtlety and some sense of intellectual continuity makes for greater humor. You have neither.

Are long winded instructions on the use of logic subtle? There is some sense of continuity in your posts in that they seem like they never end. I could not be more bored by you.

No that's use of humor in talking down to the person you are talking to as well as having confidence in one's voice as a writer. The subtlety is hidden within the long-winded response, of which you clearly don't have the attention span to follow. I apologize I write posts that have a progression and are longer than 12 words without a pop-up picture to distract you from the actual point at hand. The sentences are quite simple in structure, as I'm using it as a vehicle of the humor I am trying to have come out in the post, yet I see you have difficulty in following them.

If it helps you at all, I am laughing as I type this.

As the reader I have to tell you, I don't think you come off as intelligent as you might think. Smug yes. Smart not that much. Funny, good lord no.

And therein lies the humor. To wit, you are not the intended audience. I see you still do not understand that.

Is there an intended audience? Does anyone post at BC fan sites anymore?

In the abstract sense, there really doesn't even need to be a live, physical audience for which one intends to reach, so ultimately your point does not matter.

Based on all the BC fans jumping in to take up your wit and hilarity, I'd say you either outsmarted the rest of your posting fanbase OR you are not as smart as you think you are and you're coming off like a real moron.

I would spend some time considering the latter if I were you.

BC is rated 31 on Us news and World report, Rutgers 68. Just stop it. I would trust him more than you.

Th trolling goes on.

Want some fan sites? bcinterruption.com, soaringtoglory.com, atleagle.com, silvamonkey.com, the list goes on. BCI and atleagle have over 3000 subscribers.

[eepstein0]

Why do you guys continue to take the bait from this moron?

[innocentbystander]

Why do you guys continue to take the bait from this moron?

its the off-season

[historylesson]

Want some fan sites? bcinterruption.com, soaringtoglory.com, atleagle.com, silvamonkey.com, the list goes on. BCI and atleagle have over 3000 subscribers.

Can those fan sites hold to a valid argument or do they also defer to some corrupt magazine's academic ranking when the discussion was supposed to be based on football? Are those fan site populated with men or do that have little girls that cry and tell someone to leave when that someone is outmanuvering them in a debate?

[RegalBCeagle]

Why do you guys continue to take the bait from this moron?

its the off-season

Do they not realize they're arguing with a fake/parody poster?

[eagle9903]

Is that like how your parents left you on the side of the road once they discovered they were raising a downs syndrome child?

no, its like how I left your mom sore and walking funny 9 months before little flyinelvii entered the world.

Yeah that doesn't work because the "leave" you used in your original post does not have the same meaning as the "left" you used in this post. Please work on the continuity in your jokes. Subtlety and some sense of intellectual continuity makes for greater humor. You have neither.

Are long winded instructions on the use of logic subtle? There is some sense of continuity in your posts in that they seem like they never end. I could not be more bored by you.

No that's use of humor in talking down to the person you are talking to as well as having confidence in one's voice as a writer. The subtlety is hidden within the long-winded response, of which you clearly don't have the attention span to follow. I apologize I write posts that have a progression and are longer than 12 words without a pop-up picture to distract you from the actual point at hand. The sentences are quite simple in structure, as I'm using it as a vehicle of the humor I am trying to have come out in the post, yet I see you have difficulty in following them.

If it helps you at all, I am laughing as I type this.

As the reader I have to tell you, I don't think you come off as intelligent as you might think. Smug yes. Smart not that much. Funny, good lord no.

And therein lies the humor. To wit, you are not the intended audience. I see you still do not understand that.

Is there an intended audience? Does anyone post at BC fan sites anymore?

In the abstract sense, there really doesn't even need to be a live, physical audience for which one intends to reach, so ultimately your point does not matter.

In the non-abstract sense Huskies football BCS bowls: 1; BCU BCS Bowls 0.

How'd that go by the way? 48-20 and the best argument to date for the BigEast losing its autobid? That's not something to be gloating about son.

[hansen]

Want some fan sites? bcinterruption.com, soaringtoglory.com, atleagle.com, silvamonkey.com, the list goes on. BCI and atleagle have over 3000 subscribers.

Can those fan sites hold to a valid argument or do they also defer to some corrupt magazine's academic ranking when the discussion was supposed to be based on football? Are those fan site populated with men or do that have little girls that cry and tell someone to leave when that someone is outmanuvering them in a debate?

1. how can you call USNWR a corrupt magazine? you are just jealous that Rutgres is a shitty academic school. their own alumni are even embarrassed of the school.
2. rutgres football has never done anything... past or present. when winning recruiting wars against another school are the crowning achievement of your program, then it's quite clear your program has nothing going for it.
3. the s of rutgres are infested with stds. a friend of mine made the mistake of hooking up with a girl down there and his dxck almost fell off. the quality of women is yet another area where rutgres is inferior to BC.

so, in summary, your school is poor academically, athletically, and socially. and yet you try to disparage BC?

[eagle9903]

a friend of mine made the mistake of hooking up with a girl down there and his dxck almost fell off.

as opposed to hooking up with her in the ear?

[pick6pedro]

a friend of mine made the mistake of hooking up with a girl down there and his dxck almost fell off.

as opposed to hooking up with her in the ear?

There's an IBism for That

[flyingelvii]

Why do you guys continue to take the bait from this moron?

its the off-season

Do they not realize they're arguing with a fake/parody poster?

Is historylesson campion?

[DomingoOrtiz]

Why do you guys continue to take the bait from this moron?

its the off-season

Do they not realize they're arguing with a fake/parody poster?

Is historylesson campion?

He wishes

[historylesson]

Want some fan sites? bcinterruption.com, soaringtoglory.com, atleagle.com, silvamonkey.com, the list goes on. BCI and atleagle have over 3000 subscribers.

Can those fan sites hold to a valid argument or do they also defer to some corrupt magazine's academic ranking when the discussion was supposed to be based on football? Are those fan site populated with men or do that have little girls that cry and tell someone to leave when that someone is outmanuvering them in a debate?

1. how can you call USNWR a corrupt magazine? you are just jealous that Rutgres is a shitty academic school. their own alumni are even embarrassed of the school.
2. rutgres football has never done anything... past or present. when winning recruiting wars against another school are the crowning achievement of your program, then it's quite clear your program has nothing going for it.
3. the s of rutgres are infested with stds. a friend of mine made the mistake of hooking up with a girl down there and his dxck almost fell off. the quality of women is yet another area where rutgres is inferior to BC.

so, in summary, your school is poor academically, athletically, and socially. and yet you try to disparage BC?

US News and World Report using rankings based on incredibly subjective topics. I could make a list of colleges with just as much merit behind it.

Rutgers football went to and won a bowl game last year. BC did not and has not won a bowl game in their last 3 tries. This will NEVER change under its current coaching regieme that been termed as the best in 15 years by your own Athletic Director. Let's look forward, not backwards.

There are disease ridden whores at every school as well as in every city in America. My condolences to your friend that couldn't find the company of anyone other than a hood rat with cooter warts but maybe if he went to a real school he would have the better social game to find women that aren't screwing for meth money.

[Shredder]

Does anyone remember the "Scarlet Fever" of 2006? Was that the peak of RU football?

[flyingelvii]

Does anyone remember the "Scarlet Fever" of 2006? Was that the peak of RU football?

I thought that was the name of the STD hansen's friend got?

Fun fact, Texas Tech calls its STD the Raider Rash. And apparently Lubbock has one of the highest STD per capitas in the nation and supposedly rivals some hotspots like Bangkok.

[NDubEagle]

Want some fan sites? bcinterruption.com, soaringtoglory.com, atleagle.com, silvamonkey.com, the list goes on. BCI and atleagle have over 3000 subscribers.

Can those fan sites hold to a valid argument or do they also defer to some corrupt magazine's academic ranking when the discussion was supposed to be based on football? Are those fan site populated with men or do that have little girls that cry and tell someone to leave when that someone is outmanuvering them in a debate?

1. how can you call USNWR a corrupt magazine? you are just jealous that Rutgres is a shitty academic school. their own alumni are even embarrassed of the school.
2. rutgres football has never done anything... past or present. when winning recruiting wars against another school are the crowning achievement of your program, then it's quite clear your program has nothing going for it.
3. the s of rutgres are infested with stds. a friend of mine made the mistake of hooking up with a girl down there and his dxck almost fell off. the quality of women is yet another area where rutgres is inferior to BC.

so, in summary, your school is poor academically, athletically, and socially. and yet you try to disparage BC?

US News and World Report using rankings based on incredibly subjective topics. I could make a list of colleges with just as much merit behind it.

Rutgers football went to and won a bowl game last year. BC did not and has not won a bowl game in their last 3 tries. This will NEVER change under its current coaching regieme that been termed as the best in 15 years by your own Athletic Director. Let's look forward, not backwards.

There are disease ridden whores at every school as well as in every city in America. My condolences to your friend that couldn't find the company of anyone other than a hood rat with cooter warts but maybe if he went to a real school he would have the better social game to find women that aren't screwing for meth money.

Less text, more video troll. ENTERTAIN ME!

[Endless Mike]

The Flynn Fund sent out another spam email asking for donations before their fiscal year ends tomorrow. I reminded them of Gene's "It doesn't matter" quote and told them my money must not matter either. I also let them know that we canceled out season tickets because of Gene and Spaz.

[historylesson]

Want some fan sites? bcinterruption.com, soaringtoglory.com, atleagle.com, silvamonkey.com, the list goes on. BCI and atleagle have over 3000 subscribers.

Can those fan sites hold to a valid argument or do they also defer to some corrupt magazine's academic ranking when the discussion was supposed to be based on football? Are those fan site populated with men or do that have little girls that cry and tell someone to leave when that someone is outmanuvering them in a debate?

1. how can you call USNWR a corrupt magazine? you are just jealous that Rutgres is a shitty academic school. their own alumni are even embarrassed of the school.
2. rutgres football has never done anything... past or present. when winning recruiting wars against another school are the crowning achievement of your program, then it's quite clear your program has nothing going for it.
3. the s of rutgres are infested with stds. a friend of mine made the mistake of hooking up with a girl down there and his dxck almost fell off. the quality of women is yet another area where rutgres is inferior to BC.

so, in summary, your school is poor academically, athletically, and socially. and yet you try to disparage BC?

US News and World Report using rankings based on incredibly subjective topics. I could make a list of colleges with just as much merit behind it.

Rutgers football went to and won a bowl game last year. BC did not and has not won a bowl game in their last 3 tries. This will NEVER change under its current coaching regieme that been termed as the best in 15 years by your own Athletic Director. Let's look forward, not backwards.

There are disease ridden whores at every school as well as in every city in America. My condolences to your friend that couldn't find the company of anyone other than a hood rat with cooter warts but maybe if he went to a real school he would have the better social game to find women that aren't screwing for meth money.

Less text, more video troll. ENTERTAIN ME!

Here's the latest BC recruiting trip done in New Jersey

[NDubEagle]

Want some fan sites? bcinterruption.com, soaringtoglory.com, atleagle.com, silvamonkey.com, the list goes on. BCI and atleagle have over 3000 subscribers.

Can those fan sites hold to a valid argument or do they also defer to some corrupt magazine's academic ranking when the discussion was supposed to be based on football? Are those fan site populated with men or do that have little girls that cry and tell someone to leave when that someone is outmanuvering them in a debate?

1. how can you call USNWR a corrupt magazine? you are just jealous that Rutgres is a shitty academic school. their own alumni are even embarrassed of the school.
2. rutgres football has never done anything... past or present. when winning recruiting wars against another school are the crowning achievement of your program, then it's quite clear your program has nothing going for it.
3. the s of rutgres are infested with stds. a friend of mine made the mistake of hooking up with a girl down there and his dxck almost fell off. the quality of women is yet another area where rutgres is inferior to BC.

so, in summary, your school is poor academically, athletically, and socially. and yet you try to disparage BC?

US News and World Report using rankings based on incredibly subjective topics. I could make a list of colleges with just as much merit behind it.

Rutgers football went to and won a bowl game last year. BC did not and has not won a bowl game in their last 3 tries. This will NEVER change under its current coaching regieme that been termed as the best in 15 years by your own Athletic Director. Let's look forward, not backwards.

There are disease ridden whores at every school as well as in every city in America. My condolences to your friend that couldn't find the company of anyone other than a hood rat with cooter warts but maybe if he went to a real school he would have the better social game to find women that aren't screwing for meth money.

Less text, more video troll. ENTERTAIN ME!

Here's the latest BC recruiting trip done in New Jersey

That's not a video, but it's ok. I actually didn't know BC brought cute on the recruiting trail. Seems like more of an SEC move to me. Let's get back to videos now.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

"Ashley" from the BC Ticket Office finally called yesterday regarding my unrenewed tickets. I didn't answer.

I still plan on renewing, but not before telling "Ashley" what I think of Gene.

[innocentbystander]

"Ashley" from the BC Ticket Office finally called yesterday regarding my unrenewed tickets. I didn't answer.

I still plan on renewing, but not before telling "Ashley" what I think of Gene.

Are you even sure that "Ashley" even knows who Gene is? Or maybe she just works the phones as an unpaid intern trying to get those internship credits BC might require for that oh-so-useful communications degree?

She's not going to care. The only thing she care about is your credit card number or getting you off the phone if you wont give it to her. You should ask her who Chase Rettig is, she might not know who he is either.

[twballgame9]

Why do you guys continue to take the bait from this moron?

its the off-season

Do they not realize they're arguing with a fake/parody poster?

Is historylesson campion?

He wishes

+5

[basselope]

"Ashley" from the BC Ticket Office finally called yesterday regarding my unrenewed tickets. I didn't answer.

I still plan on renewing, but not before telling "Ashley" what I think of Gene.

Are you even sure that "Ashley" even knows who Gene is? Or maybe she just works the phones as an unpaid intern trying to get those internship credits BC might require for that oh-so-useful communications degree?

She's not going to care. The only thing she care about is your credit card number or getting you off the phone if you wont give it to her. You should ask her who Chase Rettig is, she might not know who he is either.

Ashley in the ticket office is a guy.


http://www.bceagles.com/genrel/jefferson_ashley00.html

[basselope]

Why do you guys continue to take the bait from this moron?

its the off-season

Do they not realize they're arguing with a fake/parody poster?

Is historylesson campion?

He wishes

+5

Where the hell is campy anyway?
Lent's over

[twballgame9]

palpatine owning elvii renders this thread fantastical.