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Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:43 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
hansen {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:That's pretty awful.


What's worse than awful?

your posts

:chewbanka

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:47 pm
by hansen
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
hansen {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:That's pretty awful.


What's worse than awful?

your posts

:chewbanka


i walked into that one.

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:54 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
hansen {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
hansen {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:That's pretty awful.


What's worse than awful?

your posts

:chewbanka


i walked into that one.

like you walk into most things - backwards...

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:38 am
by basselope
OK so the Clowns raise the price of a ticket 30% and now the city of Cleveland is saying no alcohol / No charcoal / No fires etc at the muni lot?
How the hell do they expect us to get drunk enough to watch the shit they call a football team?

I am officially done, and sold my tickets...
Apple picking comes to NE Ohio early


http://fox8.com/2015/08/11/city-of-cleveland-releases-muni-lot-tailgating-rules-ahead-of-browns-preseason-game/

CLEVELAND- The city of Cleveland is reminding Browns fans to follow the rules in the Municipal Parking Lot.

The team’s first preseason game is Thursday at 8 p.m., meaning a portion of the muni lot opens for tailgaters at noon. The entire lot opens at 5:30 p.m.

For regular season games, the lot will open at 7 a.m. It costs $25 to park.

According to the city of Cleveland, consuming alcohol and public intoxication are prohibited in the muni lot. The following rules will also be enforced:

1. No open pit fires
2. Propane grills only (No charcoal)
3. No alcohol

4. Saving spaces is prohibited
5. You will be charged for all parking spaces that you occupy
6. No in and out privileges
7. All litter must be dispensed in trash containers
8. Vandalism of any type will not be tolerated
9. Crossing the Shoreway is prohibited
10. No private latrines.

The Willard Parking Garage will mostly be reserved for season ticket holders and team employees.
The city said 780 spots will be made available at Burke Lakefront Airport as an alternative parking area for former Willard Garage users.

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 12:07 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
who would want to fuck with a charcoal grill anyway. propane grills are the most efficient and effective method of tailgating in my mind.

that said, fuck them with huang's imprisoned weener for banning alcohol. sure, the browns are so bad at football it looks like a dance recital, but this is still football dammit.

screw cleveland, cleveland sucks

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:21 am
by gallopingghost
basselope {l Wrote}:OK so the Clowns raise the price of a ticket 30% and now the city of Cleveland is saying no alcohol / No charcoal / No fires etc at the muni lot?
How the hell do they expect us to get drunk enough to watch the shit they call a football team?

I am officially done, and sold my tickets...
Apple picking comes to NE Ohio early


http://fox8.com/2015/08/11/city-of-cleveland-releases-muni-lot-tailgating-rules-ahead-of-browns-preseason-game/

CLEVELAND- The city of Cleveland is reminding Browns fans to follow the rules in the Municipal Parking Lot.

The team’s first preseason game is Thursday at 8 p.m., meaning a portion of the muni lot opens for tailgaters at noon. The entire lot opens at 5:30 p.m.

For regular season games, the lot will open at 7 a.m. It costs $25 to park.

According to the city of Cleveland, consuming alcohol and public intoxication are prohibited in the muni lot. The following rules will also be enforced:

1. No open pit fires
2. Propane grills only (No charcoal)
3. No alcohol

4. Saving spaces is prohibited
5. You will be charged for all parking spaces that you occupy
6. No in and out privileges
7. All litter must be dispensed in trash containers
8. Vandalism of any type will not be tolerated
9. Crossing the Shoreway is prohibited
10. No private latrines.

The Willard Parking Garage will mostly be reserved for season ticket holders and team employees.
The city said 780 spots will be made available at Burke Lakefront Airport as an alternative parking area for former Willard Garage users.


And to top it all off, Manzel has decided to give up flashing the money sign. Bummer.

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 3:24 pm
by mod6A
gallopingghost {l Wrote}:
basselope {l Wrote}:OK so the Clowns raise the price of a ticket 30% and now the city of Cleveland is saying no alcohol / No charcoal / No fires etc at the muni lot?
How the hell do they expect us to get drunk enough to watch the shit they call a football team?

I am officially done, and sold my tickets...
Apple picking comes to NE Ohio early


http://fox8.com/2015/08/11/city-of-cleveland-releases-muni-lot-tailgating-rules-ahead-of-browns-preseason-game/

CLEVELAND- The city of Cleveland is reminding Browns fans to follow the rules in the Municipal Parking Lot.

The team’s first preseason game is Thursday at 8 p.m., meaning a portion of the muni lot opens for tailgaters at noon. The entire lot opens at 5:30 p.m.

For regular season games, the lot will open at 7 a.m. It costs $25 to park.

According to the city of Cleveland, consuming alcohol and public intoxication are prohibited in the muni lot. The following rules will also be enforced:

1. No open pit fires
2. Propane grills only (No charcoal)
3. No alcohol

4. Saving spaces is prohibited
5. You will be charged for all parking spaces that you occupy
6. No in and out privileges
7. All litter must be dispensed in trash containers
8. Vandalism of any type will not be tolerated
9. Crossing the Shoreway is prohibited
10. No private latrines.

The Willard Parking Garage will mostly be reserved for season ticket holders and team employees.
The city said 780 spots will be made available at Burke Lakefront Airport as an alternative parking area for former Willard Garage users.


And to top it all off, Manzel has decided to give up flashing the money sign. Bummer.


sucks that you can't cross the shoreway.

:whalepants

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:50 am
by basselope
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So which QB will Clowns draft with 1st pick and ruin another career?

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:37 pm
by Reverend Mike
Is Jimmy Haslam huffing jenkem? Is this a "Major League" situation where he is trying to make the team intentionally more terrible-er? MOST terrible-est?

I feel bad for Browns fans. That's an organization that makes the Bills look good by comparison. :bag

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:17 pm
by basselope
Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Is Jimmy Haslam huffing jenkem? Is this a "Major League" situation where he is trying to make the team intentionally more terrible-er? MOST terrible-est?

I feel bad for Browns fans. That's an organization that makes the Bills look good by comparison. :bag


Close.....Looks like he is going the MoneyBall route.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/1/5/10717024/cleveland-browns-Paul-DePodesta-mets-moneyball

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:41 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
basselope {l Wrote}:
Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Is Jimmy Haslam huffing jenkem? Is this a "Major League" situation where he is trying to make the team intentionally more terrible-er? MOST terrible-est?

I feel bad for Browns fans. That's an organization that makes the Bills look good by comparison. :bag


Close.....Looks like he is going the MoneyBall route.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/1/5/10717024/cleveland-browns-Paul-DePodesta-mets-moneyball

this post reminds me - jonah falcon sucks

there, i said it

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:34 pm
by angrychicken
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
basselope {l Wrote}:
Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Is Jimmy Haslam huffing jenkem? Is this a "Major League" situation where he is trying to make the team intentionally more terrible-er? MOST terrible-est?

I feel bad for Browns fans. That's an organization that makes the Bills look good by comparison. :bag


Close.....Looks like he is going the MoneyBall route.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/1/5/10717024/cleveland-browns-Paul-DePodesta-mets-moneyball

this post reminds me - jonah falcon sucks

there, i said it

I'm pretty sure that Jonah Falcon did not play the guy in Moneyball. I need visual evidence to confirm.

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:41 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
basselope {l Wrote}:
Reverend Mike {l Wrote}:Is Jimmy Haslam huffing jenkem? Is this a "Major League" situation where he is trying to make the team intentionally more terrible-er? MOST terrible-est?

I feel bad for Browns fans. That's an organization that makes the Bills look good by comparison. :bag


Close.....Looks like he is going the MoneyBall route.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/1/5/10717024/cleveland-browns-Paul-DePodesta-mets-moneyball

this post reminds me - jonah falcon sucks

there, i said it

I'm pretty sure that Jonah Falcon did not play the guy in Moneyball. I need visual evidence to confirm.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jonah+falcon#

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:00 pm
by b0mberMan
So in June my buddies were driving south from the Buffalo airport on 90 and this Black SUV passed them with some really hot woman driving. It was the kind of traffic where you end up kind-of back and forthing in your lanes, so you end up catching up with and then losing the same cars over and over.

So when they catch back up with the SUV, they try to get a look at this girl again, but they also notice a really familiar looking dude in the passenger's seat, fiddling around with two cell phones. They end up passing back and forth with this car about 5 or 6 times and they realize that the guy they are seeing is Manziel. They're dead sure of it. He must've noticed that they were staring into the car, because when they got the part where 90 heads south and 190 goes back toward the lake, my friends split onto 190 and this car stays on 90, as he passed them he put his hand out the sun roof and gave them the "money fingers" sign thing he does.

The only question around this was why the hell was in Buffalo? The thought process was: this was the mini-camp after he had been to rehab over the winter, and so he flew into Buffalo to avoid the press at Cleveland's airport and then his girlfriend/hot assistant/paid escort drove him down from there.

Real story.

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:06 pm
by b0mberMan
Or he wore a fake Mountie costume and partied at the Niagara Falls casinos.

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:56 pm
by pick6pedro
I had to spend a weekend recently with someone who thought Cleveland was the bees knees. Talked about it the whole time even though we were in Vegas. Blogs about it too. It's hard to ruin Vegas without getting arrested or STD'd. This girl found a way.

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:11 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:I had to spend a weekend recently with someone who thought Cleveland was the bees knees. Talked about it the whole time even though we were in Vegas. Blogs about it too. It's hard to ruin Vegas without getting arrested or STD'd. This girl found a way.

drew carrey?

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:04 pm
by basselope

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 10:15 pm
by hansen


"Please just let me die!" :laugh :lol: :D

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 1:56 pm
by Reverend Mike
The browns are a dumpster fire that the owner is trying to put out with a firehose of barf.

P and S: I like that the video used the word "monkeyshines," but they should have called Manziel a "scamp" instead of a "scoundrel."

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:11 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
they should add pee to their fire fighting cocktail. i read somewhere that can be effective at almost putting a fire out

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:30 am
by angrychicken
I hope that Browns fan doesn't think that the Cavs "win" takes the stink off of their team.

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:31 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I hope that Browns fan doesn't think that the Cavs "win" takes the stink off of their team.

with a name like the "browns" i think they are assured of recognizing their stink.

ps - if bassy responds to your post he admits that he like the browns more than he likes women

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:41 am
by angrychicken
I'm hoping that a sweaty Bernie Kosar shows up to the Cavs parade.

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:42 am
by DavidGordonsFoot
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I hope that Browns fan doesn't think that the Cavs "win" takes the stink off of their team.

Don't forget the Indians, too.

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:42 pm
by BostonCollege1
Every time I see this thread get resurrected, I feel bad for Bassy.

BC football and the Browns. :whiteflag

Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:50 pm
by basselope
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Browns do not get a pass cause they still fucking suck...but damn that was sweet!!

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2016/06/22/cleveland-browns-leeching-on-cavaliers-championship-in-dire-need-of-reality-check/

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Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:14 pm
by basselope
BostonCollege1 {l Wrote}:Every time I see this thread get resurrected, I feel bad for Bassy.

BC football and the Browns. :whiteflag


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Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2016 11:57 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
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Re: Renewing my Browns Tickets today

PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:57 pm
by basselope
Can't make this up.
Today in Cleveland

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