Ginzarelli Excuse Train: Expulsion Pool

[BC '00]

This is the thread to make your predictions of who Frankie da Spaz will kick out of school before next season starts to reload the ol' excuse meter.

I think that Justin (Jason?) should use some Google ad dollars to buy a Diamond Walnuts Emerald Bowl "Participant" t-shirt for the winner.

To date:
- I claimed Spiffy Evans
- HomoJS said it had to be a Jags recruit but didn't choose one (probably a good call, but we're running out of them)
- PhillyandBCEagles claimed Jimmy Noel, CJ Jones, and KPL. To make things fair, I think he should be limited to 1, and I think he'll go with Noel.

Criteria:
The selected expulsion candidate should meet the following criteria to enhance the excuseyness of the action
- play at least a moderately important role so that performance can be blamed on his absence
- possess elevated melatonin levels so that teh over on EA can blame the player more enthusiastically for being a "bad seed" and "not a BC kid"
- preferably recruited by Jags (did you know he didn't like recruiting?!?!?!11?!1/!/1/1)
- the higher stars the better so that the merrymen can claim we do better with 2-star flyer Craan-iacs
- he should play somewhere with limited depth so that the impact is felt more strongly
- if at possible, he should have a twitter feed that speaks of smoking weed and giving white girls teh juice

[pick6pedro]

Ramsey, Kaleb

[BC '00]

Ramsey, Kaleb

Don't you remember last year? He tried to leave and Spaztastic refused to let him transfer. Would be pretty cold to kick him out this year.

[eagle9903]

-Duece Finch, after Montel announces he won't be back.

[bcnyceagle]

I would've gone with Quinn, but he does have his complexion in his favor( the whale pants won't buy the laziness/bad in class excuses). Therefore, I pick Larmond.

[pick6pedro]

Ramsey, Kaleb

Don't you remember last year? He tried to leave and Spaztastic refused to let him transfer. Would be pretty cold to kick him out this year.

"Kaleb was a heckuva player for Boston College, but he just didn't buy into what we were doing as a team. We wish him well."

[BC '00]

Ramsey, Kaleb

Don't you remember last year? He tried to leave and Spaztastic refused to let him transfer. Would be pretty cold to kick him out this year.

"Kaleb was a heckuva player for Boston College, but he just didn't buy into what we were doing as a team. We wish him well."

It would certainly please the whale pants as bcnyc adeptly noted. By the way, that was my favorite bcnyceagle post in history.

[Endless Mike]

Coach Sadface will retroactively cut Montel after he transfers to an engineering school.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Coleman

[BC '00]

Coleman

I can only imagine the references on EA to the time he spent growing up in a crack house. I'm thinking of finding my diploma and a lighter just thinking of it.

[Endless Mike]

Add a higher star rating to the critera, so that way the merrymen can continue to proclaim that 2-star players are all better than the higher rated recruits who spurn BC.

[BC '00]

Add a higher star rating to the critera, so that way the merrymen can continue to proclaim that 2-star players are all better than the higher rated recruits who spurn BC.

Good call. Criteria have been added above, including this excellent suggestion.

[PhillyandBCEagles]

- PhillyandBCEagles claimed Jimmy Noel, CJ Jones, and KPL. To make things fair, I think he should be limited to 1, and I think he'll go with Noel.

Yes, if I'm limited to 1 I'll definitely go with Noel. Larmond is also an excellent candidate as are one of Finch/Williams (could be either one really).

I don't think Quinn's ethnicity completely disqualifies him but it does make him less likely of a candidate (the merrymen did trash Alex DiSanzo, a white Bosco kid who transferred because he couldn't get on the field, but weren't as enthusiastic about it). However his ethnicity combined with the fact that he's primarily a rotational player means his spot on the team is likely safe for another season.

[rktbrkr]

Steve Daniels
Dillon Quinn
Liam Porter

we should also have a poll for transfers - out of course. I'd focus on any frosh who didn't get his redshirt burned last year. With all the talk about Rettig's brother following him here I wonder how Suntrup feels?

[bcnyceagle]

- PhillyandBCEagles claimed Jimmy Noel, CJ Jones, and KPL. To make things fair, I think he should be limited to 1, and I think he'll go with Noel.

Yes, if I'm limited to 1 I'll definitely go with Noel. Larmond is also an excellent candidate as are one of Finch/Williams (could be either one really).

I don't think Quinn's ethnicity completely disqualifies him but it does make him less likely of a candidate (the merrymen did trash Alex DiSanzo, a white Bosco kid who transferred because he couldn't get on the field, but weren't as enthusiastic about it). However his ethnicity combined with the fact that he's primarily a rotational player means his spot on the team is likely safe for another season.

Many of the same people who trashed Okoroha were equally accepting of his DiSanzo's transfer because he "just wanted more playing time."

[BC '00]

REFIRED!!!!!!!!!

None of you lazy butt pirates had Jaryd Rudolph, likely because he violated criterion #2.

[claver2010]

we should also have a poll for transfers - out of course. I'd focus on any frosh who didn't get his redshirt burned last year. With all the talk about Rettig's brother following him here I wonder how Suntrup feels?

Easy, Montel

[claver2010]

Refire

You are all competing for 2nd place

[HJS]

Coach Sadface will retroactively cut Montel after he transfers to an engineering school.

You are the one in Second Place... check Endless Mike's TIMESTAMP!!!

[Logitano]

Coach Sadface will retroactively cut Montel after he transfers to an engineering school.

[Onyx Blackman]

Coach Sadface will retroactively cut Montel after he transfers to an engineering school.

You are the one in Second Place... check Endless Mike's TIMESTAMP!!!

Hold your tickets. The stewards are checking if Temple has an engineering school. And ... BLAMMO.

[PhillyandBCEagles]

Coach Sadface will retroactively cut Montel after he transfers to an engineering school.

You are the one in Second Place... check Endless Mike's TIMESTAMP!!!

Hold your tickets. The stewards are checking if Temple has an engineering school. And ... BLAMMO.

Well....yeah....I mean, it is Temple UNIVERSITY.

[claver2010]

Bump...

[HJS]

HANSENPOST

Whatever happened to bcnyceagle?

[DomingoOrtiz]

The biggest surprise is that the first suspension of the season didn't happen until after the 6th game.

[ATLeagle]

BTW, Dominick LeGrande is having a great season for Marshall and was put on CFN's midseason All America team.

[HJS]

Has anyone come up with a casualty list for Spazoo's doghouse?
Montel, Legrande, OO, Haden, DiSanzo, Larmond, Shakim, Tuggle, DD... who else?

[eagle9903]

BTW, Dominick LeGrande is having a great season for Marshall and was put on CFN's midseason All America team.

So our best offensive player is an Owl and our best defensive player is a [Panther] Thundering Herd?

[DomingoOrtiz]

Has anyone come up with a casualty list for Spazoo's doghouse?
Montel, Legrande, OO, Haden, DiSanzo, Larmond, Shakim, Tuggle, DD... who else?

We had a pretty good list buried within an off-topic thread. The last had all kids that have been suspended, kicked off the team or just quit during ' regime. May as well start a new one.

Connor O'Neill

[eagle9903]

I blame Spaz for:
Isaac Johnson
Clyde Lee
Sterlin Phifer
Max Holloway

Other guys that didn't finish their elligibility and Left under Spaz:

Stephen Atkinson
Mike Goodman
Nick Halloran (I think)
Keith Bourne