Springtime for Gene D
(c) 2011 Wolvitano Productions (E. Wolverine, Logitano)
CHORUS:
Boston College was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
LEAD TENOR WHALEPANTS:
And now it's...
Springtime for Gene D and BC
Alumni is happy and gay!
Our routes are run in a slower pace
Look out, the team falls on its face!
Springtime for Gene D and BC
They’ve lost in, Boston, once more!
Springtime for Gene D and BC
Watch out, ACC
We're losing on tour!
Springtime for Gene D and BC
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR WHALEPANTS:
Winter for Clemson and Rolly
CHORUS AND WHALEPANTS:
Springtime for Gene D and BC!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
WHALEPANTS:
Come on, Whalepants
Go into your dance!
WHALEPANTS "Foster":
I was born in Glawstah And that is why they call me Fostah!.
WHALEPANTS "MEL":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, enjoy our two hour tailgate party!
ULLA:
The Midget is coming, the Midget is coming, the Midget is coming!
WHALEPANTS #1:
Heil Gene D!
WHALEPANTS #2:
Heil Gene D!
LEAD TENOR WHALEPANTS:
Heil Gene D!
Springtime for Gene D and BC!
ALL:
Heil Gene D!
ROGER (as Gene):
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the eye tie
Who's out to ruin our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Athletic Director in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
ROGER:
If you're playing Duke, we’ll lose to them too!
Heil myself
Raise your beer
CHORUS:
Jawohl!
ROGER:
Ev'ry maroon and gold eagle stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry maroon and gold eagle...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry maroon and gold eagle...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry maroon and gold eagle...
ROGER:
...stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
Gene the Fuhrer is causing a furor!
He's got UMass expectin’ a win
You gotta love the state he’s left our program in!
Gene D the fuhrer is causing a furor
The ACC can't say "no" to his demands
Rutgers and UConn got lifetime bans
He's got the whole league in his hands
Gene the Fuhrer is causing a furor!
ROGER:
I was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Father
Said I was the new AD Fuhrer
Chestnut Hill was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Picked up my bags
And fired Jagz
Now BC is smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 2008. Jagz was working the Big Room and Spaz...
Spaz was playing the lounge. And then I gave Spaz his big break.
Somebody took an interview with the Jets. And, would you believe it?
I made Spaz Head Coach! Head Coach!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's football hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm Smilin’ Gene AD Clown Supreme
Dontcha know
We are last in the league
The new losing fatigue
is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone bow with style
to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Gene D and BC
Three wins for big grins today
ROGER:
Springtime!
Two hour tailgates!
CHORUS MEN:
Losses fall from the skies again
CHORUS:
While I’m here BC won’t rise again
ROGER & CHORUS:
Springtime for Gene D and BC
Flutie’s not coming once more. .
Springtime for Gene D and BC
ROGER:
Means that...
CHORUS:
I’m sure we’re not going...
ROGER:
We won’t be going...
CHORUS:
You know we aren’t going....
ROGER:
You bet we’re not going...
ROGER & CHORUS:
You know we're not going to Boise!!
