Patriots Weirdos

[twballgame9]

Here's some new material...
http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/20 ... /22419381/
Supposedly, the Patsies are looking at Vanderburg as a later round draft pick. They apparently feel optimistic of an overturned decision considering that there is absolute no proof that he committed rape.

How are they gonna trade rape the Raiders this time to get the necessary picks? Ooooooohhhhh, now the Penn State references make sense.

Again... only Patsy fans think that other fans are as sensitive about the professional team they follow. I couldn't care less what you say about the Raiders because I guarantee I have said worse.

True, it's easier to not give a shit when your team is complete dogshit. Congrats.

[twballgame9]

BTW... care to enlighten me as to the pilfering that you are referring to? I honestly don't know what you are talking about regarding draft picks. The only egregious trade I can think of is when Moss refused to play for them and orchestrated an exit to New England. Nonetheless, even if there were some draft picks the Patriots got, I am quite confident that the Raiders would have squandered the choice... meaning that it quite immaterial whether they had them or not.

It's documented in the Barnwell article I referenced the other day, but we are aware that you are allergic to Bill Simmons and evidence, and thus skipped it.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

BTW... care to enlighten me as to the pilfering that you are referring to? I honestly don't know what you are talking about regarding draft picks. The only egregious trade I can think of is when Moss refused to play for them and orchestrated an exit to New England. Nonetheless, even if there were some draft picks the Patriots got, I am quite confident that the Raiders would have squandered the choice... meaning that it quite immaterial whether they had them or not.

It's documented in the Barnwell article I referenced the other day, but we are aware that you are allergic to Bill Simmons and evidence it didn't agree with your current agenda, and thus you skipped it.

fixed

[HJS]

BTW... care to enlighten me as to the pilfering that you are referring to? I honestly don't know what you are talking about regarding draft picks. The only egregious trade I can think of is when Moss refused to play for them and orchestrated an exit to New England. Nonetheless, even if there were some draft picks the Patriots got, I am quite confident that the Raiders would have squandered the choice... meaning that it quite immaterial whether they had them or not.

It's documented in the Barnwell article I referenced the other day, but we are aware that you are allergic to Bill Simmons and evidence, and thus skipped it.

I read it and it deserved to be published in Grantland. It was an article about how Beliceck alleges fleeces everyone during the draft and then makes bad picks with his bounty. It was every bit the longwinded tortured analysis we have all come to know from Bill Simmons' trainwreck.

[twballgame9]

BTW... care to enlighten me as to the pilfering that you are referring to? I honestly don't know what you are talking about regarding draft picks. The only egregious trade I can think of is when Moss refused to play for them and orchestrated an exit to New England. Nonetheless, even if there were some draft picks the Patriots got, I am quite confident that the Raiders would have squandered the choice... meaning that it quite immaterial whether they had them or not.

It's documented in the Barnwell article I referenced the other day, but we are aware that you are allergic to Bill Simmons and evidence, and thus skipped it.

I read it and it deserved to be published in Grantland. It was an article about how Beliceck alleges fleeces everyone during the draft and then makes bad picks with his bounty. It was every bit the longwinded tortured analysis we have all come to know from Bill Simmons' trainwreck.

So in otherwords, the Raiders got hammered in it.

[HJS]

BTW... care to enlighten me as to the pilfering that you are referring to? I honestly don't know what you are talking about regarding draft picks. The only egregious trade I can think of is when Moss refused to play for them and orchestrated an exit to New England. Nonetheless, even if there were some draft picks the Patriots got, I am quite confident that the Raiders would have squandered the choice... meaning that it quite immaterial whether they had them or not.

It's documented in the Barnwell article I referenced the other day, but we are aware that you are allergic to Bill Simmons and evidence, and thus skipped it.

I read it and it deserved to be published in Grantland. It was an article about how Beliceck alleges fleeces everyone during the draft and then makes bad picks with his bounty. It was every bit the longwinded tortured analysis we have all come to know from Bill Simmons' trainwreck.

So in otherwords, the Raiders got hammered in it.

There are a number of very real ways in which the Raiders can be "hammered". Barnwell's mess is not among of them.

[twballgame9]

BTW... care to enlighten me as to the pilfering that you are referring to? I honestly don't know what you are talking about regarding draft picks. The only egregious trade I can think of is when Moss refused to play for them and orchestrated an exit to New England. Nonetheless, even if there were some draft picks the Patriots got, I am quite confident that the Raiders would have squandered the choice... meaning that it quite immaterial whether they had them or not.

It's documented in the Barnwell article I referenced the other day, but we are aware that you are allergic to Bill Simmons and evidence, and thus skipped it.

I read it and it deserved to be published in Grantland. It was an article about how Beliceck alleges fleeces everyone during the draft and then makes bad picks with his bounty. It was every bit the longwinded tortured analysis we have all come to know from Bill Simmons' trainwreck.

So in otherwords, the Raiders got hammered in it.

There are a number of very real ways in which the Raiders can be "hammered". Barnwell's mess is not among of them.

Okay. I know having a shitty team to root for can be sirius bizness, want to make sure I have the rules down.

Hosed in the draft = NOT sirius.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

BTW... care to enlighten me as to the pilfering that you are referring to? I honestly don't know what you are talking about regarding draft picks. The only egregious trade I can think of is when Moss refused to play for them and orchestrated an exit to New England. Nonetheless, even if there were some draft picks the Patriots got, I am quite confident that the Raiders would have squandered the choice... meaning that it quite immaterial whether they had them or not.

It's documented in the Barnwell article I referenced the other day, but we are aware that you are allergic to Bill Simmons and evidence, and thus skipped it.

I read it and it deserved to be published in Grantland. It was an article about how Beliceck alleges fleeces everyone during the draft and then makes bad picks with his bounty. It was every bit the longwinded tortured analysis we have all come to know from Bill Simmons' trainwreck.

So in otherwords, the Raiders got hammered in it.

There are a number of very real ways in which the Raiders can be "hammered". Barnwell's mess is not among of them.

Okay. I know having a shitty team to root for can be sirius bizness, want to make sure I have the rules down.

Hosed in the draft = NOT sirius.

you got way too far down the road...

support a shitty team = don't care about the nfl

the weird part is the incongruent add on:

patriots are accused of something = lose your shit about a league that you claim not to care about

[DavidGordonsFoot]

this thread needs to be meatbombed out of its misery.

[twballgame9]

BTW... care to enlighten me as to the pilfering that you are referring to? I honestly don't know what you are talking about regarding draft picks. The only egregious trade I can think of is when Moss refused to play for them and orchestrated an exit to New England. Nonetheless, even if there were some draft picks the Patriots got, I am quite confident that the Raiders would have squandered the choice... meaning that it quite immaterial whether they had them or not.

It's documented in the Barnwell article I referenced the other day, but we are aware that you are allergic to Bill Simmons and evidence, and thus skipped it.

I read it and it deserved to be published in Grantland. It was an article about how Beliceck alleges fleeces everyone during the draft and then makes bad picks with his bounty. It was every bit the longwinded tortured analysis we have all come to know from Bill Simmons' trainwreck.

So in otherwords, the Raiders got hammered in it.

There are a number of very real ways in which the Raiders can be "hammered". Barnwell's mess is not among of them.

Okay. I know having a shitty team to root for can be sirius bizness, want to make sure I have the rules down.

Hosed in the draft = NOT sirius.

you got way too far down the road...

support a shitty team = don't care about the nfl

the weird part is the incongruent add on:

patriots are accused of something = lose your shit about a league that you claim not to care about

He's very serious about not being serious and thinking everyone else is serious when they are not. Good stuff.

[Endless Mike]

this thread needs to be meatbombed out of its misery.

This happens to every weirdos thread I start and I never learn.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

this thread needs to be meatbombed out of its misery.

This happens to every weirdos thread I start and I never learn.

If only there was an event for you to learn everything that you haven't learned, yet. An apocalypse or Armageddon of sorts.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

this thread needs to be meatbombed out of its misery.

This happens to every weirdos thread I start and I never learn.

If only there was an event for you to learn everything that you haven't learned, yet. An apocalypse or Armageddon of sorts.

or an entire season with a posting theme...

[eagle9903]

I kind of liked this thread but all good things come to an end, I hope canarycxnt,elvii and teddy make it to dr. Martha blyhope in time so we can do this again soon. If branchinator doesn't recover from his hurt butt that's cool too.

Nice working with you mo'j.

[HJS]

I kind of liked this thread but all good things come to an end, I hope canarycxnt,elvii and teddy make it to dr. Martha blyhope in time so we can do this again soon. If branchinator doesn't recover from his hurt butt that's cool too.

Nice working with you mo'j.

Same. Claver2010's contributions also should not go unnoticed.

[flyingelvii]

I think my favorite aspect of message boardery is when people try to project feelings of butthurt on you.

[Endless Mike]

I kind of liked this thread but all good things come to an end, I hope canarycxnt,elvii and teddy make it to dr. Martha blyhope in time so we can do this again soon. If branchinator doesn't recover from his hurt butt that's cool too.

Nice working with you mo'j.

Same. Claver2010's contributions also should not go unnoticed.

Good job, good effort.

[hansen]

[eagle9903]

I think my favorite aspect of message boardery is when people try to project feelings of butthurt on you.

She didn't let you check the HMO box huh?

[eagle9903]

I can't believe you don't shut up

[hansen]

I can't believe you don't shut up

i'm trying to determine which one is sirius bizness intern, HomoJS, and teddy in this photo

[eagle9903]

I can't believe you don't shut up

i'm trying to determine which one is sirius bizness intern, HomoJS, and teddy in this photo

Serious question, is what is depicted in that picture happening outside your window right now? Did you take it with your cell phone?

[twballgame9]

I can't believe you don't shut up

i'm trying to determine which one is sirius bizness intern, HomoJS, and teddy in this photo

I'm the one making them dance.

Check please.

[eagle9903]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/deflate-gate-triggers-stat-spat-as-analysts-attempt-to-solve-why-patriots-don-t-fumble-003107565-nfl.html

[hansen]

So who's going to inspect Tom Brady's balls before the big game?

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[twballgame9]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/deflate-gate-triggers-stat-spat-as-analysts-attempt-to-solve-why-patriots-don-t-fumble-003107565-nfl.html

Steven Ridley

[eagle9903]

So who's going to inspect Tom Brady's balls before the big game?

THIS IS IMPORTANT

this sounds like volunteering.

[eagle9903]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/deflate-gate-triggers-stat-spat-as-analysts-attempt-to-solve-why-patriots-don-t-fumble-003107565-nfl.html

Steven Ridley

Yes?

[twballgame9]

NFL fumble numbers are largely about how often your QB gets hit. 24 of the first 26 leaders in the category are QBs http://www.teamrankings.com/nfl/player-stat/fumble-category

Of course, fumbles lost is a whole different ball game that largely deals with luck. The Patriots fumbles twice in the early moments of the AFCCG, but recovered both fumbles. In 2013, NE was 24th in total fumbles but only 8th in total fumbles lost. DeMarco Murray fumbled 6 times and lost all 6.

Regardless, that stat still looks like a question of whose QB gets hit the most - http://www.teamrankings.com/nfl/player-stat/fumbles-lost

Note that Brady lost the same number of fumbles as Manning (6), and recovered the same number (3).

New England also had a 60/40 run pass ratio, which puts them in the bottom half of the league for rush attempts. Despite passing 60% of the time, Brady was only sacked on 4% of the plays, which ranks 4th in the league. Brady's offense is designed to get the ball out of his hands quickly. Moreover, given that Brady turtles at the first sign of pressure, it is not surprising he rarely fumbles on those few occasions that he actually gets hit.

Newsflash, good teams don't fumble much. Good teams that protect their QB fumble even less. Good teams that protect their QB and have a coach that obsesses about ball security fumble the least.

[twballgame9]

PS, this was my favorite line of "proof" in that article that was actually reported on a few weeks ago by a real football analyst:

Danny Amendola had 10 fumbles in four seasons with the Rams, then came to New England and lost the ball only once in two years.

You'd probably need to watch a lot of Pats games to realize how funny this is, but just trust me.