b0mberMan {l Wrote}:Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:According to Rivals: "Wide, thick-shouldered and a thin waist similar to Terrell Owens. Phillips has really big hands and lean legs that could use some additional muscle mass. He has the body to take punishment over the middle."
This kid sounds like a real stud.
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Five exalts.