I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU PENIS-TOUCHERS THAT SCHIANO ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE FOR EONS NOW. SCHIANO'S REPEATED REFUSAL OF JOBS BEFORE THEY ARE EVEN OFFERED IS LEGENDARY, ALMOST AS LEGENDARY AS THE TIME THAT SCHIANO SINGLE-HANDEDLY GOT 1,000 HIPPIES ARRESTED FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE WHEN HE CONFRONTED THEM ABOUT THEIR FILTHY SMELL. HE IS TRULY HEROIC, AND TAUGHT THEM A VALUABLE LESSON! SCHIANO IS TO JOEPA AS I AM TO AN IBM PS-2! IN 2053, RUTGERS IS SO SUCCESSFUL THAT IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY OF SODOMIZED LITTLE BOYS, AND VIDEO OF SCHIANO THERE ROOTING FOR THEIR VIOLATORS, TO GET ANYONE TO CALL FOR HIS RESIGNATION. EVEN THEN, HE WOULD SURELY TURN DOWN THE OFFER OF RETIREMENT BEFORE IT WAS EVEN MADE!
MEANWHILE ALL YOU PATHETIC EARTH-DWELLERS KEEP ROOTING FOR YOUR NON-ANDROID FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, THAT CAN'T EVEN BEAT DUKE, WHILE I REVEL IN THE 30-YEAR REIGN OF RUTGERS IN THE TRI-PLANET AREA! PLEASE ENJOY LICKING MY LOWER SENSOR ARRAY, SUCKERS!