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Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:34 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
2001Eagle {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:Apparently FSU Athletics Department did a #AskJameis promotion on twitter. The results were as you would expect.


I would make a snarky comment about landing on the moon, but I think you have banning powers so I will just nod and smile.



With all of your empirestrikesbluth money, I assumed you could buy and sell murt by now


See, now that is PhillyIntern levels of funny right there.

phillyintern of recent or phillyintern of s1riuzBiznisz

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:35 am
by twballgame9
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
2001Eagle {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:Apparently FSU Athletics Department did a #AskJameis promotion on twitter. The results were as you would expect.


I would make a snarky comment about landing on the moon, but I think you have banning powers so I will just nod and smile.



With all of your empirestrikesbluth money, I assumed you could buy and sell murt by now


See, now that is PhillyIntern levels of funny right there.

phillyintern of recent or phillyintern of s1riuzBiznisz


recent.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:58 am
by hansen
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:Apparently FSU Athletics Department did a #AskJameis promotion on twitter. The results were as you would expect.


I would make a snarky comment about landing on the moon, but I think you have banning powers so I will just nod and smile.

he would totally murter you.


i'll give this +5 but then again i am easily amused

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:42 pm
by BCMurt09
hansen {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:Apparently FSU Athletics Department did a #AskJameis promotion on twitter. The results were as you would expect.


I would make a snarky comment about landing on the moon, but I think you have banning powers so I will just nod and smile.

he would totally murter you.


i'll give this +5 but then again i am easily amused


Banned.


not really, I can't ban anyone

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:32 pm
by shockdoct
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:
hansen {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:Apparently FSU Athletics Department did a #AskJameis promotion on twitter. The results were as you would expect.


I would make a snarky comment about landing on the moon, but I think you have banning powers so I will just nod and smile.

he would totally murter you.


i'll give this +5 but then again i am easily amused


Banned.


not really, I can't ban anyone


Don't lie murt. You rule with an iron fist around here.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:25 pm
by BCMurt09
shockdoct {l Wrote}:
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:
hansen {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:Apparently FSU Athletics Department did a #AskJameis promotion on twitter. The results were as you would expect.


I would make a snarky comment about landing on the moon, but I think you have banning powers so I will just nod and smile.

he would totally murter you.


i'll give this +5 but then again i am easily amused


Banned.


not really, I can't ban anyone


Don't lie murt. You rule with an iron fist around here.


Go back to your secret board

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 3:27 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:
shockdoct {l Wrote}:
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:
hansen {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
Endless Mike {l Wrote}:
BCMurt09 {l Wrote}:Apparently FSU Athletics Department did a #AskJameis promotion on twitter. The results were as you would expect.


I would make a snarky comment about landing on the moon, but I think you have banning powers so I will just nod and smile.

he would totally murter you.


i'll give this +5 but then again i am easily amused


Banned.


not really, I can't ban anyone


Don't lie murt. You rule with an iron fist around here.


Go back to your secret board


which one?

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:00 am
by DuchesneEast
This is where it goes too far, a Title IX investigation?? Do we need Federal law getting involved with a local issue.


http://sports.yahoo.com/news/lawyer-florida-state-investigating-jameis-221720029--ncaaf.html

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:00 am
by BCdee
What did my famous inspirational quoter do now? They are referring to a new incident on the radio right now.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:03 am
by DavidGordonsFoot
Who is the ESPN reporter whose only assignment is to follow LeBron around and write about him? ESPN should hire dee to do that with Jameis.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:25 am
by angrychicken
BCdee {l Wrote}:What did my famous inspirational quoter do now? They are referring to a new incident on the radio right now.

He stood up on a table and yelled, "Fuck her right in the pussy!" Meh. It's not like, you know, he fucked her right in the pussy (or other places) against her will or anything. Again.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:57 am
by DavidGordonsFoot
That sounds like something nospace would say and do.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:09 am
by angrychicken
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:That sounds like something nospace would say and do.

...in a room full of dudes.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:19 am
by BCdee
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
BCdee {l Wrote}:What did my famous inspirational quoter do now? They are referring to a new incident on the radio right now.

He stood up on a table and yelled, "Fuck her right in the pussy!" Meh. It's not like, you know, he fucked her right in the pussy (or other places) against her will or anything. Again.


Every time he opens his mouth is just a gift. He is just so eloquent. I would love to be his dedicated personal reporter.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:22 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
BCdee {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
BCdee {l Wrote}:What did my famous inspirational quoter do now? They are referring to a new incident on the radio right now.

He stood up on a table and yelled, "Fuck her right in the pussy!" Meh. It's not like, you know, he fucked her right in the pussy (or other places) against her will or anything. Again.


Every time he opens his mouth is just a gift. He is just so eloquent. I would love to be his dedicated personal reporter.

i would suggest reporting to work in a suit of armor if you accept this role

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Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:10 am
by commavegarage
WOW.

Suspended 1st half of the Clemson game

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:13 am
by DavidGordonsFoot
commavegarage {l Wrote}:WOW.

Suspended 1st half of the Clemson game

Just saw this, does it actually happen? Feldman is reporting it, he's reliable.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:23 am
by angrychicken
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:Feldman is reporting it, he's reliable.

I don't trust him ever since he co-sponsored the first SOD.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:25 am
by DavidGordonsFoot
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:Feldman is reporting it, he's reliable.

I don't trust him ever since he co-sponsored the first SOD.

No, that was the other one, "Haim," or something like that.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:27 am
by twballgame9
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:Feldman is reporting it, he's reliable.

I don't trust him ever since he co-sponsored the first SOD.

No, that was the other one, "Haim," or something like that.


You forgot to switch to your Ben Roethlisberger alias

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:28 am
by DomingoOrtiz
On Tuesday, Florida State students began flooding Twitter as several witnessed the reigning Heisman Trophy winner allegedly stand on a table in or in the immediate vicinity of the student union and yell obscenities, mimicking a popular Internet video. The phrase is of a sexual nature.


What video?

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:33 am
by Supahfan99
Awkward situation for FSU and Rapeis.

With so many things out there being diagnosed and given a special name, I'm surprised a doctor down in Florida can't come up with some new disease/syndrome for Rapeis to be diagnosed with. Then he'd be given a free pass by the school and media. He clearly has diarrhea of the mouth. The problem is he is about 1-2 IQ points higher than what would be considered legally retarded and when he opens his mouth it just isn't quite enough to fit into the Tourette's Syndrome category. He's so close to both but not quite there.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:36 am
by angrychicken
DomingoOrtiz {l Wrote}:
On Tuesday, Florida State students began flooding Twitter as several witnessed the reigning Heisman Trophy winner allegedly stand on a table in or in the immediate vicinity of the student union and yell obscenities, mimicking a popular Internet video. The phrase is of a sexual nature.


What video?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fuck-her- ... -the-pussy

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:07 pm
by talon
Supahfan99 {l Wrote}:Awkward situation for FSU and Rapeis.

With so many things out there being diagnosed and given a special name, I'm surprised a doctor down in Florida can't come up with some new disease/syndrome for Rapeis to be diagnosed with. Then he'd be given a free pass by the school and media. He clearly has diarrhea of the mouth. The problem is he is about 1-2 IQ points higher than what would be considered legally retarded and when he opens his mouth it just isn't quite enough to fit into the Tourette's Syndrome category. He's so close to both but not quite there.


I know it's funny to compare Jameis to an illiterate retard, but didn't he get into Stanford (and Vanderbilt and Notre Dame)?

http://insider.espn.go.com/college-spor ... -admission

I would never use a Notre Dame football scholarship offer as evidence that someone's not a certified idiot, but I thought Vandy and Stanford still had standards.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:24 pm
by BCMurt09
This kid needs to lose. That will knock him down a peg. November 22nd sounds like a good day.

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:27 pm
by twballgame9
Does anyone else get giddy when they see that Murt posted in anticipation of who might be banned?

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:29 pm
by HustlinOwl
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Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:55 pm
by BCdee
I guess that means we won't a sneak peak of FSU's locker room for Jameis's pre-game Clemson pep-talk. Darn!

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Words to live by....

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Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:01 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
at least it makes sense for dee to want to get involved in the locker room tours...

Re: Jameis Winston has some problems

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:58 pm
by hansen
BCdee {l Wrote}:Image


every time i read this quote i get a headache. :shrug