Someone do me a favor re: EagleAction

[Reverend Mike]

Any idea whats going on in this thread, or is this a sarcasm post?

"I'm excited about these 2-star players we are recruiting"

You have to understand where it is coming from, these are the type of guys that would say

"Thank goodness my wfe is ugly, that way no one else will want to fuck her."

Wisdom.

[BC923]

This one, I think, is quite deserving of a post:

Give him a raise and sign him up for another three years
Who? Gary Tranquil of course.
We see that Rettig is progresssing nicely. And his Instructor? Tranquil of course.
He seems to call the plays that young guys can handle. Who? Tranquil again.
The team has now won 5 gaames in a row, and the OC? Tranquil again.
Suggest that his critics appreciate what he brings to the table and get off his back.

Holy shit. Their stupidity is unmatched. I like how it's written in some kind of poetry though.

BC Double Eagle posted this over there:
Twelve straight winning seasons Reply

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As far as I can tell, only the following BCS schools have not had a losing season since 1999:
Boston College
Florida
Georgia
Oklahoma
Texas Tech
Virginia Tech
Georgia Tech
Clemson
Florida State

That's some pretty good company.

Yes, it's impressive that we haven't had a losing season in that stretch, but those other schools, and a lot of schools with losing seasons have put up much better seasons in that same span.

[BCEagle74]

TALENT REIGNS SUPREME.

Whether our smart 2 star kids do well or better than others is totally worthless.

We finally have a 10 star Qb with a Ryanesque gun and Shakim was injured?

We need a tons of skill and speed players on both sides of the ball and most, most come in one color....black.

For the 8th year --- BC needs to make some admissions exceptions or not and give some kids a chance to succeed and get a recruiting jet like in the Talon & 74 brochure.

BC is just hoping to get lucky like in 1985....26 years ago....before that 1941...

Leahy-Hoo, the Trustees, GDF are the perfect model of mediocrity and hoping for a Flutie Miracle.

ONE MAJOR BOWL IN 70 YEARS is sad for the greatest University in the Galaxy.

Fucking pathetic.

We have never been to a BCS Bowl and we now have the QB. We also have poor Coaches who prepare poorly and have been lost in the new paradigm of spread and new passing formations in the FBS. Maybe Topoo goes to the Oregon Ducks Offense school and we turn Rettigun loose? Take Spazoo with you!

Then again, maybe the Twins spend the summer cleaning out the grandkids bathings suits full of sand and making dolies at the AARP Arts and Crafts Summer camp?

12-14 years and we won in spite of Toblunders0-14 and Spazoo.

DISGUSTIAD!

[bcnyceagle]

Sitting at 2-5 and not "mailing it in". After dropping 5 in a row the team played every week like it was their last game. They played fast and loose not tight and timid. I bet when Spaz looks back he may rank this year as his best coaching performance. I am highly confident about our future and the staff's ability to recruit AND develop players regardless of their *****'s. The bowl game is gravy and allows for more practices to further develop the younger guys.I am happy we can't go to the Beef O'Brady Bowl, my buddies would torture me.

I really like the highlighted part.

[ryrob]

Sitting at 2-5 and not "mailing it in". After dropping 5 in a row the team played every week like it was their last game. They played fast and loose not tight and timid. I bet when Spaz looks back he may rank this year as his best coaching performance. I am highly confident about our future and the staff's ability to recruit AND develop players regardless of their *****'s. The bowl game is gravy and allows for more practices to further develop the younger guys.I am happy we can't go to the Beef O'Brady Bowl, my buddies would torture me.

I really like the highlighted part.

See signature.

I don't understand what it takes to get through to these idiots: .500 in college football, or somewhere near it, is NOT GOOD. It's just not. Especially in a watered down conference like the ACC and with our laughable OOC schedule.

[2001Eagle]

Ugh.

I'm also sick of the "well everyone else is just terrible" argument. Newsflash, we were 2-5 terrible at one point and after vtech/ncsu I didn't think we were going to win another game all season.

End of the story: we were better than more than half the teams on our schedule, and we are going to a bowl game in a season where we thought that 10 losses was a real possibility. We are going bowling, Texas is not. Keep some perspective.

[twballgame9]

Ugh.

I'm also sick of the "well everyone else is just terrible" argument. Newsflash, we were 2-5 terrible at one point and after vtech/ncsu I didn't think we were going to win another game all season.

End of the story: we were better than more than half the teams on our schedule, and we are going to a bowl game in a season where we thought that 10 losses was a real possibility. We are going bowling, Texas is not. Keep some perspective.

Maybe you thought 10 losses was a possibility, I didn't. The last 4 games and the first two were automatic wins. WOO HOO.

Here's some perspective: this season sucked ass.

[cvilleagle]

Here's some perspective: this season sucked ass.

+2

[Endless Mike]

Ugh.

I'm also sick of the "well everyone else is just terrible" argument. Newsflash, we were 2-5 terrible at one point and after vtech/ncsu I didn't think we were going to win another game all season.

End of the story: we were better than more than half the teams on our schedule, and we are going to a bowl game in a season where we thought that 10 losses was a real possibility. We are going bowling, Texas is not. Keep some perspective.

This is so sad. We're supposed to be happy with this shit sandwich of a season because the coaching staff only lost 5 in a row, to mostly awful teams? They had an absolute jewel of a schedule and they should have had 10 WINS in the regular season. Now that it's over we're supposed to be happy that they didn't end it with 10 losses?

Reading your post is like watching one of those nature specials that shows a slow-motion film of a dead animal decomposing. I can just see how, over time, you've learned to lower your expectations until there is nothing but bones left. Great job, Gene. Better than half the teams in the conference despite an embarrassingly easy schedule! First round of ice cream is on me!

Virginia Tech is the only really good team that BC played all season. And BC could have made a game of it if Luigi had bothered to do his damn job. Instead it was an absolutely pitiful loss at home. You take this same roster and give them a coach with balls and you beat NC State and Notre Dame, definitely. Florida State and Maryland were both winnable games as well. Which win are you impressed with, and expected to lose at the beginning of the season? Clemson? Kent State? Weber State? Wake Forest? Duke? The fucking Cuse???

Yes, Texas missed a bowl this year. What did they do last year?


EDIT: I apologize if you were just quoting some dildo on EA. Use quotes or italics if so.

[hansen]

Any idea whats going on in this thread, or is this a sarcasm post?

"I'm excited about these 2-star players we are recruiting"

You have to understand where it is coming from, these are the type of guys that would say

"Thank goodness my wfe is ugly, that way no one else will want to fuck her."

EXALT +2

[bignick33]

You guys realize that this thread is about EA posts right? And that 2001Eagle, in the spirit of the thread, was quoting EA...

[twballgame9]

Fucking quote when you are quoting dammit.

[eagle9903]

You guys realize that this thread is about EA posts right? And that 2001Eagle, in the spirit of the thread, was quoting EA...

ha, a valetboy post nonetheless

[GreenvilleEagle]

This one, I think, is quite deserving of a post:

Give him a raise and sign him up for another three years
Who? Gary Tranquil of course.
We see that Rettig is progresssing nicely. And his Instructor? Tranquil of course.
He seems to call the plays that young guys can handle. Who? Tranquil again.
The team has now won 5 gaames in a row, and the OC? Tranquil again.
Suggest that his critics appreciate what he brings to the table and get off his back.

Which retard posted this stuff? Was it kblo or agedeagle?

[BCEagle74]

reading this....

I thank God I am locked down on a safe high floor with razor ribbon fences and an ankle bracelet.

[hansen]

Ugh.

I'm also sick of the "well everyone else is just terrible" argument. Newsflash, we were 2-5 terrible at one point and after vtech/ncsu I didn't think we were going to win another game all season.

End of the story: we were better than more than half the teams on our schedule, and we are going to a bowl game in a season where we thought that 10 losses was a real possibility. We are going bowling, Texas is not. Keep some perspective.

This is so sad. We're supposed to be happy with this shit sandwich of a season because the coaching staff only lost 5 in a row, to mostly awful teams? They had an absolute jewel of a schedule and they should have had 10 WINS in the regular season. Now that it's over we're supposed to be happy that they didn't end it with 10 losses?

Reading your post is like watching one of those nature specials that shows a slow-motion film of a dead animal decomposing. I can just see how, over time, you've learned to lower your expectations until there is nothing but bones left. Great job, Gene. Better than half the teams in the conference despite an embarrassingly easy schedule! First round of ice cream is on me!

Virginia Tech is the only really good team that BC played all season. And BC could have made a game of it if Luigi had bothered to do his damn job. Instead it was an absolutely pitiful loss at home. You take this same roster and give them a coach with balls and you beat NC State and Notre Dame, definitely. Florida State and Maryland were both winnable games as well. Which win are you impressed with, and expected to lose at the beginning of the season? Clemson? Kent State? Weber State? Wake Forest? Duke? The fucking Cuse???

Yes, Texas missed a bowl this year. What did they do last year?


EDIT: I apologize if you were just quoting some dildo on EA. Use quotes or italics if so.

you realize you are saying this to a bunch of prognosticators that took last year's 8-4 shit sandwich with cheese to determine that we would be playing against the falcons in the super bowl this year, right? i can't even begin to imagine what awesome feats will be attributed to this season when we get to july and august... but i can guarantee that at least one person will predict that we'll go 15-0 (but i haven't decided who that person is)

15-0 ool

[2001Eagle]

Ugh.

I'm also sick of the "well everyone else is just terrible" argument. Newsflash, we were 2-5 terrible at one point and after vtech/ncsu I didn't think we were going to win another game all season.

End of the story: we were better than more than half the teams on our schedule, and we are going to a bowl game in a season where we thought that 10 losses was a real possibility. We are going bowling, Texas is not. Keep some perspective.

Apologies for the lack of clarity. I was quoting captain hardcore from TOS. The mistaken formatting was mainly as a result of my contemporaneous efforts to post and refrain from throwing up my lunch all over my keyboard. The revisionism over there is breathtaking. The only thing it compares to, IMHO, is when you fight with a woman and she takes the position that she never said something she just said 30 seconds previously. There's nothing that you can do but walk away. Fuck these old losers.

[bignick33]

Ugh.

I'm also sick of the "well everyone else is just terrible" argument. Newsflash, we were 2-5 terrible at one point and after vtech/ncsu I didn't think we were going to win another game all season.

End of the story: we were better than more than half the teams on our schedule, and we are going to a bowl game in a season where we thought that 10 losses was a real possibility. We are going bowling, Texas is not. Keep some perspective.

Apologies for the lack of clarity. I was quoting captain hardcore from TOS. The mistaken formatting was mainly as a result of my contemporaneous efforts to post and refrain from throwing up my lunch all over my keyboard. The revisionism over there is breathtaking. The only thing it compares to, IMHO, is when you fight with a woman and she takes the position that she never said something she just said 30 seconds previously. There's nothing that you can do but walk away. Fuck these old losers.

captain hardcore is not old. he's clearly entrenched in the population of nerds graduating in the 2007ish timeframe

You realize that you just insulted your boss...

[Endless Mike]

I wonder how much Mighty Mouse is bench pressing these days.

[DuchesneEast]

This one, I think, is quite deserving of a post:

BC Double Eagle posted this over there:
Twelve straight winning seasons Reply
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As far as I can tell, only the following BCS schools have not had a losing season since 1999:
Boston College
Florida
Georgia
Oklahoma
Texas Tech
Virginia Tech
Georgia Tech
Clemson
Florida State
That's some pretty good company.

Yes, it's impressive that we haven't had a losing season in that stretch, but those other schools, and a lot of schools with losing seasons have put up much better seasons in that same span.

Its like taking a girl that screws you weekly over a porn star that will blow you away once a month.

I will also answer this post by reverting to my last analogy. If schools were women and you had to choose only 8 to go to the orgy, who would you leave behind? Answer: your wife (BC)(You might let her come but only if she tried some lesbian action with the hot chick and she better not half-ass it and go anthng less then 3 fingers.)

Florida

Georgia

Oklahoma

Texas Tech

Virginia Tech

Georgia Tech

Clemson

Florida State

Boston College:

[Endless Mike]

I didn't know FUPA went to BC. Is that how IB became a BC fan?

[eagle9903]

I didn't know FUPA went to BC. Is that how IB became a BC fan?

not until something unexpected happened...

[DuchesneEast]

Looking at that list, we need an engineering school.

[2001Eagle]

Ugh.

I'm also sick of the "well everyone else is just terrible" argument. Newsflash, we were 2-5 terrible at one point and after vtech/ncsu I didn't think we were going to win another game all season.

End of the story: we were better than more than half the teams on our schedule, and we are going to a bowl game in a season where we thought that 10 losses was a real possibility. We are going bowling, Texas is not. Keep some perspective.

Apologies for the lack of clarity. I was quoting captain hardcore from TOS. The mistaken formatting was mainly as a result of my contemporaneous efforts to post and refrain from throwing up my lunch all over my keyboard. The revisionism over there is breathtaking. The only thing it compares to, IMHO, is when you fight with a woman and she takes the position that she never said something she just said 30 seconds previously. There's nothing that you can do but walk away. Fuck these old losers.

captain hardcore is not old. he's clearly entrenched in the population of nerds graduating in the 2007ish timeframe

serious?

[Endless Mike]

(a) those girls are NOT from texas tech

I've seen that picture before, it's their swim team.

[DuchesneEast]

(a) those girls are NOT from texas tech

(2) magic wanda was from northeastern. in fairness you should have used the jersey chaser picture

I thought of jersey chaser, but that would ruin the gag. Heaven forbid I post a hot girl that you can actually marry and bring home to the folks. She was talking to my kids on family day last spring, I think my wife overheard me muttering somhing about the most wonderful woman in the world as I pondered what it would take to swap the 2.

[pick6pedro]

(a) those girls are NOT from texas tech

I've seen that picture before, it's their swim team.

No IIRC, it was some pro team's cheerleaders with the logos photoshopped on.

[Reverend Mike]

(a) those girls are NOT from texas tech

I've seen that picture before, it's their swim team.

No IIRC, it was some pro team's cheerleaders with the logos photoshopped on.

Correct. That's why the logos are on different tits.

[pick6pedro]

(a) those girls are NOT from texas tech

I've seen that picture before, it's their swim team.

No IIRC, it was some pro team's cheerleaders with the logos photoshopped on.

Correct. That's why the logos are on different tits.

And swimmers usually have linebacker shoulders.

[bcnyceagle]

Why do I not remember 51? No way she ever looked like that without makeup and a partially obscured face. Did she even go to BC?