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Re: What if SweetDee never offered Free Jurks

Postby twballgame9 on Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:43 pm

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hansen {l Wrote}:I just farted it and it absolutely reeked of semen

like nospace’s pickle jar, I assume

Hansen’s jizz filled rectum aside, at least glass Phil is an asshole on top of sucking at quarterbackmanship


I am only going to quote the following from former VT star player Eddie Royal and leave it to the rest of you to debate the prowess of Jurkovec: “I was actually really nervous watching the game because BC had a ton of open guys down the field the whole game. Luckily Jurkovec never looked up and saw them. I think he was too busy looking down at the people coming at him.”


This. And Eddie Royal still is terrible.
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Re: What if SweetDee never offered Free Jurks

Postby HJS on Sun Sep 11, 2022 7:18 am

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HJS {l Wrote}:Both Jurk and McNulty have had careers before BC. All were failures. Jurk was spotty in his first season at BC and has t had a good game since GT 2 years ago. He has regressed to the point where bad games greatly outnumber good. He isn’t getting better and has no future either here or in the pros. Those are all also facts.


Not facts. McNulty's OC experience was 10 years ago and he's had a pretty solid resume since. Jurk was a "failure" at ND because he didn't start over Book? And no, Jurk has had more good games than bad by any objective metric. He's not Matt Ryan by any stretch, but he's light years beyond anything we ever saw from AB. I don't even know what your agenda is, but like most things you post you're wrong.

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As for Jurk, he didn’t only lose out to Book, they told him his future was at TE and attempted to move him there (which prompted the transfer). Jurk was a headcase with athleticism and flashes of talent when he arrived. He is still a head case but now with no mobility and the accuracy of a TE… all while throwing Addazio-like tantrums after each play. Never mention MattyIce in the same sentence as this embarrassment. Shit… never even compare him to Towles. This guy is Shinskie and QP.
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Re: What if SweetDee never offered Free Jurks

Postby HJS on Sat Sep 24, 2022 11:00 pm

Fuck all you wannabe Domers who think (a) Shinkovec is a QB, (b) is better at FB than Anthony Brown and (c) gives us a better chance to win over Morehead. I bet each and everyone of you were Quinton Porter fans because his brother posted on EA. You deserve this rotting corpse of a program.
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Re: What if SweetDee never offered Free Jurks

Postby Dick Rosenthal on Sat Sep 24, 2022 11:27 pm

HJS {l Wrote}:Fuck all you wannabe Domers who think (a) Shinkovec is a QB, (b) is better at FB than Anthony Brown and (c) gives us a better chance to win over Morehead. I bet each and everyone of you were Quinton Porter fans because his brother posted on EA. You deserve this rotting corpse of a program.


Go check out Rock’s House on ND Nation tonight. Some guy posted about Jurk sucking and almost immediately, there two posts stating Jurk would have started at ND last year and this year and that it is all the fault of his OL. As to the rest of your nonsense, who fucking cares. It’s over. AB was terrible and just as fragile as Jurk. As for Moorehead, who gives a shit. Start him if you must. He’ll just end up getting murdered so what’s the point? You could put Tom Brady behind this OL and it wouldn’t change a thing. Jurk sucks, is a poor leader and ran his mouth when he shouldn’t have. But our program isn’t a cosmic joke because of Jurk. It’s the OL. A comically bad collection of fat weaklings who’d be the third offensive line in the Ivy League. The fact that our OL sucks is almost impossible to comprehend given OL is the only thing historically we have ever been consistently good at.
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Re: What if SweetDee never offered Free Jurks

Postby innocentbystander on Sun Sep 25, 2022 1:27 am

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HJS {l Wrote}:Fuck all you wannabe Domers who think (a) Shinkovec is a QB, (b) is better at FB than Anthony Brown and (c) gives us a better chance to win over Morehead. I bet each and everyone of you were Quinton Porter fans because his brother posted on EA. You deserve this rotting corpse of a program.


Go check out Rock’s House on ND Nation tonight. Some guy posted about Jurk sucking and almost immediately, there two posts stating Jurk would have started at ND last year and this year and that it is all the fault of his OL. As to the rest of your nonsense, who fucking cares. It’s over. AB was terrible and just as fragile as Jurk. As for Moorehead, who gives a shit. Start him if you must. He’ll just end up getting murdered so what’s the point? You could put Tom Brady behind this OL and it wouldn’t change a thing. Jurk sucks, is a poor leader and ran his mouth when he shouldn’t have. But our program isn’t a cosmic joke because of Jurk. It’s the OL. A comically bad collection of fat weaklings who’d be the third offensive line in the Ivy League. The fact that our OL sucks is almost impossible to comprehend given OL is the only thing historically we have ever been consistently good at.


yup

If the offensive line at BC doesn't work, then the rest doesn't matter. Best team BC ever had ever (2007) the offensive line wasn't perfect. But it was functional and could at least be "average" at pass protection.

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Re: What if SweetDee never offered Free Jurks

Postby HJS on Sat Oct 29, 2022 12:17 pm

Bumping this thread for those who stubbornly believed fluid hips meant Shinkovec was better than Anthony Brown.
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Re: What if SweetDee never offered Free Jurks

Postby BCdee on Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:16 am

Oh, hi guys! :elephant :cheer
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Re: What if SweetDee never offered Free Jurks

Postby HJS on Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:51 pm

Congrats to Anthony Brown for doing what Jurk never will... win a game in the NFL.
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Re: What if SweetDee never offered Free Jurks

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Mon Dec 12, 2022 3:35 pm

HJS {l Wrote}:Congrats to Anthony Brown for doing what Jurk never will... win a game in the NFL.

i was going to guess he was the first st. john vianney kid to play in the nfl but ishmael hyman saw a couple snaps over the last 2 or 3 years (according to nospacibedia)
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Re: What if SweetDee never offered Free Jurks

Postby angrychicken on Mon Dec 12, 2022 5:09 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
HJS {l Wrote}:Congrats to Anthony Brown for doing what Jurk never will... win a game in the NFL.

i was going to guess he was the first st. john vianney kid to play in the nfl but ishmael hyman saw a couple snaps over the last 2 or 3 years (according to nospacibedia)

I was unaware that Ishmael Hyman was an NFL player before today.
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Re: What if SweetDee never offered Free Jurks

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Tue Dec 13, 2022 7:19 am

angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
HJS {l Wrote}:Congrats to Anthony Brown for doing what Jurk never will... win a game in the NFL.

i was going to guess he was the first st. john vianney kid to play in the nfl but ishmael hyman saw a couple snaps over the last 2 or 3 years (according to nospacibedia)

I was unaware that Ishmael Hyman was an NFL player before today.

I was as well, but that knowledge is now broken
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