by Reverend Mike on Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:20 pm
So three weeks ago I went to the local grocery store. I asked the produce manager (a really ornery old marine) if they had any honeycrisp apples. He said "Oh, no. Those are seasonal." Like I'm an idiot. I know they are seasonal, dick, and this is the season when they are available. So I settled for some Jazz apples which are an inferior substitute.
Guess what, the next day I went back to the same grocery store and they had honeycrisp apples. I caught the produce manager's eye and gave him my best "are you freaking kidding me, guy?" look.
True story.