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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby DavidGordonsFoot on Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:10 am

claver, I get it and this might be my Dodgers hate coming out, but isn't it a little early to tag Puig a keeper? We're talking about 100 plate appearances. You don't have to decide now, do you?
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Postby claver2010 on Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:07 am

you mean his .513 babip isn't sustainable?

but yes a little early, don't need to declare keepers till february but nice having a 22 year old that's taking the league by storm locked up at the minimum

the 3% walk rate is scary
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Postby twballgame9 on Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:48 am

Julio Iglesias is hitting like .420 through 150 ABs and of you keeper tag him, you're an idiot. That said, Puig is probably a keeper.
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Postby flyingelvii on Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:54 am

He's also swinging at 40% of the balls outside the zone. Figure pitchers are going to adjust relative quickly, or so I'd hope.
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Postby DavidGordonsFoot on Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:56 pm

I am happy Puig didn't make the ASG.

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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby Endless Mike on Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:25 pm

Sounds like the Braun suspension could be coming right after the ASB. I have Braun, Cruz, and Colon. Is my team effed?
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby flyingelvii on Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:26 pm

My guess is its gonna get appealed until the end of the season. I'm speaking out of my ass so take that guess with a grain of salt.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby claver2010 on Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:41 pm

DavidGordonsFoot wrote:I am happy Puig didn't make the ASG.

Get off my lawn.


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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby flyingelvii on Sun Jul 14, 2013 1:23 am

How dare he not know who Luis Gonzalez is! The nerve of not knowing a player that had a slightly above average career.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby pick6pedro on Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:59 pm

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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby Endless Mike on Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:16 pm

This afternoon I agreed to trade Manny Machado (at $1) and Marcell Ozuna for Max Scherzer and Shan Victorino. A few hours later I got the news that Braun would be suspended for the season. I might have reconsidered trading away a top keeper if I'd gotten that news this morning. Anyway, I could stash Braun and keep him for next season at $26. I'd like to trade him for someone looking to hoard keepers but I doubt I'll get any legitimate interest.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby flyingelvii on Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:16 am

Well at least you got something for Ozuna, who's now in the minors.
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Postby Endless Mike on Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:24 am

flyingelvii wrote:Well at least you got something for Ozuna, who's now in the minors.



Yeah, it was a freebie when the other guy asked him as a throw-in since I'd tried to drop him for a free agent but got outbid.

I'm thinking of renaming my team Sega BioGenesis.
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Postby Endless Mike on Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:36 pm

I just made another trade.

I give Braun and Chris Sale, I get David Wright, Jordan Zimmermann, and Michael Bourn.

The other guy just wants keepers. I'm glad I got Braun off my hands and I upgraded at all the categories I needed.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby pick6pedro on Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:33 am

Endless Mike wrote:I just made another trade.

I give Braun and Chris Sale, I get David Wright, Jordan Zimmermann, and Michael Bourn.

The other guy just wants keepers. I'm glad I got Braun off my hands and I upgraded at all the categories I needed.


So you'll stop crying about Braun now? respeck.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby Endless Mike on Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:43 am

pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:I just made another trade.

I give Braun and Chris Sale, I get David Wright, Jordan Zimmermann, and Michael Bourn.

The other guy just wants keepers. I'm glad I got Braun off my hands and I upgraded at all the categories I needed.


So you'll stop crying about Braun now? respeck.



I promise I'll stop crying about Braun now, but I'll probably be crying about Cruz and Colon soon.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:04 am

do you EVER stop crying about your colon?

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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby pick6pedro on Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:03 pm

Endless Mike wrote:
pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:I just made another trade.

I give Braun and Chris Sale, I get David Wright, Jordan Zimmermann, and Michael Bourn.

The other guy just wants keepers. I'm glad I got Braun off my hands and I upgraded at all the categories I needed.


So you'll stop crying about Braun now? respeck.



I promise I'll stop crying about Braun now, but I'll probably be crying about Cruz and Colon soon.


something to look forward to. Unless some names that have not been mentioned are associated with BioGenesis in the future, I will not be sharing your canary tears.

I'm still in first and pulled a trade for Encarnacion only giving up Shelby Miller - who is going to be on an innings cap and won't help me down the stretch. The guy wants to keep him for the low price I paid and seems less weary about a sophomore slump than I am. Win-win for me.

My tears are for a different reason - Grilli going down could have a huge impact on my team to the point where I may need to pull a trade for any closer just to ensure I finish top 4 or 5 (top 3 now). And Kemp is still a bitch.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby pick6pedro on Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:04 pm

pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:I just agreed to this trade:

I get Ryan Braun

I give Clay Buchholz and Hunter Pence


I love Clay but with Stanton, Granderson, and Reyes out I need to bring in a big hitter. I think this deal helps us both and it's hard to say no to Braun. Now I'm going to be paranoid about MLB suspending him.


I'd be thrilled if I were you. There's no way MLB comes down on him by October, but I get why it'll still be in the back of your mind.


Great advice, dipshit.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby Endless Mike on Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:08 pm

pick6pedro wrote:
pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:I just agreed to this trade:

I get Ryan Braun

I give Clay Buchholz and Hunter Pence


I love Clay but with Stanton, Granderson, and Reyes out I need to bring in a big hitter. I think this deal helps us both and it's hard to say no to Braun. Now I'm going to be paranoid about MLB suspending him.


I'd be thrilled if I were you. There's no way MLB comes down on him by October, but I get why it'll still be in the back of your mind.


Great advice, dipshit.



It's okay, I don't think anyone expected this. Funny thing about that trade is that Buchholz and Braun have both been useless so I basically just away Pence.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby Endless Mike on Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:09 pm

pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:
pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:I just made another trade.

I give Braun and Chris Sale, I get David Wright, Jordan Zimmermann, and Michael Bourn.

The other guy just wants keepers. I'm glad I got Braun off my hands and I upgraded at all the categories I needed.


So you'll stop crying about Braun now? respeck.



I promise I'll stop crying about Braun now, but I'll probably be crying about Cruz and Colon soon.


something to look forward to. Unless some names that have not been mentioned are associated with BioGenesis in the future, I will not be sharing your canary tears.

I'm still in first and pulled a trade for Encarnacion only giving up Shelby Miller - who is going to be on an innings cap and won't help me down the stretch. The guy wants to keep him for the low price I paid and seems less weary about a sophomore slump than I am. Win-win for me.

My tears are for a different reason - Grilli going down could have a huge impact on my team to the point where I may need to pull a trade for any closer just to ensure I finish top 4 or 5 (top 3 now). And Kemp is still a bitch.


Once you go Saves + Holds you never go back.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby pick6pedro on Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:14 pm

Endless Mike wrote:
pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:
pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:I just made another trade.

I give Braun and Chris Sale, I get David Wright, Jordan Zimmermann, and Michael Bourn.

The other guy just wants keepers. I'm glad I got Braun off my hands and I upgraded at all the categories I needed.


So you'll stop crying about Braun now? respeck.



I promise I'll stop crying about Braun now, but I'll probably be crying about Cruz and Colon soon.


something to look forward to. Unless some names that have not been mentioned are associated with BioGenesis in the future, I will not be sharing your canary tears.

I'm still in first and pulled a trade for Encarnacion only giving up Shelby Miller - who is going to be on an innings cap and won't help me down the stretch. The guy wants to keep him for the low price I paid and seems less weary about a sophomore slump than I am. Win-win for me.

My tears are for a different reason - Grilli going down could have a huge impact on my team to the point where I may need to pull a trade for any closer just to ensure I finish top 4 or 5 (top 3 now). And Kemp is still a bitch.


Once you go Saves + Holds you never go back.


I usually cxnt punt saves but with a crown clearly in my sights, I can't. Problem is, I have already parted with my best keeper options to sell out for this year, so a trade may not happen. May have to get lucky with getting Strop (stashed Parker a little while back, but it's not looking good for him) and then a real life Gregg trade.

PS I really don't think saves + holds solves anything - the categories still suck fantasy-wise.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby 2001Eagle on Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:25 pm

Endless Mike wrote:This afternoon I agreed to trade Manny Machado (at $1) and Marcell Ozuna for Max Scherzer and Shan Victorino. A few hours later I got the news that Braun would be suspended for the season. I might have reconsidered trading away a top keeper if I'd gotten that news this morning. Anyway, I could stash Braun and keep him for next season at $26. I'd like to trade him for someone looking to hoard keepers but I doubt I'll get any legitimate interest.


this seems like a shitty trade. was your brain warped from reading posts by IB?
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby Endless Mike on Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:14 pm

2001Eagle wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:This afternoon I agreed to trade Manny Machado (at $1) and Marcell Ozuna for Max Scherzer and Shan Victorino. A few hours later I got the news that Braun would be suspended for the season. I might have reconsidered trading away a top keeper if I'd gotten that news this morning. Anyway, I could stash Braun and keep him for next season at $26. I'd like to trade him for someone looking to hoard keepers but I doubt I'll get any legitimate interest.


this seems like a shitty trade. was your brain warped from reading posts by IB?



I needed a better starter along with more power and steals. I'd consider Machado for Scherzer straight up a solid deal for me. I like Machado but he's not hitting for much power right now and his doubles don't make a difference in my roto league. Add in Victorino who gets steals and runs, and Ozuna was just a throw-in guy who just got sent down (and was just dropped by that owner today). So basically I got Scherzer and Victorino for Machado.

Follow that up with the second deal, which gets me Wright at 3B to replace Machado, and Zimmermann, who's a wash with Sale (more wins, less strikeouts), and Bourn who will also help in steals and help make up for Machados runs. I'm pretty happy with that.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby DavidGordonsFoot on Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:23 pm

pick6pedro wrote:canary tears.


:kudos
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby Endless Mike on Wed Jul 24, 2013 3:09 pm

pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:
pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:
pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:I just made another trade.

I give Braun and Chris Sale, I get David Wright, Jordan Zimmermann, and Michael Bourn.

The other guy just wants keepers. I'm glad I got Braun off my hands and I upgraded at all the categories I needed.


So you'll stop crying about Braun now? respeck.



I promise I'll stop crying about Braun now, but I'll probably be crying about Cruz and Colon soon.


something to look forward to. Unless some names that have not been mentioned are associated with BioGenesis in the future, I will not be sharing your canary tears.

I'm still in first and pulled a trade for Encarnacion only giving up Shelby Miller - who is going to be on an innings cap and won't help me down the stretch. The guy wants to keep him for the low price I paid and seems less weary about a sophomore slump than I am. Win-win for me.

My tears are for a different reason - Grilli going down could have a huge impact on my team to the point where I may need to pull a trade for any closer just to ensure I finish top 4 or 5 (top 3 now). And Kemp is still a bitch.


Once you go Saves + Holds you never go back.


I usually cxnt punt saves but with a crown clearly in my sights, I can't. Problem is, I have already parted with my best keeper options to sell out for this year, so a trade may not happen. May have to get lucky with getting Strop (stashed Parker a little while back, but it's not looking good for him) and then a real life Gregg trade.

PS I really don't think saves + holds solves anything - the categories still suck fantasy-wise.


Combining saves and holds makes setup guys worthwhile, and it makes it less of an issues when someone becomes a new closer. The top closers are still the most valuable, but now people don't have to go crazy trying to get some shittacular reliever who just became the closer due to an injury. So that's nice.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Wed Jul 24, 2013 3:37 pm

DavidGordonsFoot wrote:
pick6pedro wrote:canary tears.


:kudos


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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby pick6pedro on Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:20 pm

Endless Mike wrote:Combining saves and holds makes setup guys worthwhile, and it makes it less of an issues when someone becomes a new closer. The top closers are still the most valuable, but now people don't have to go crazy trying to get some shittacular reliever who just became the closer due to an injury. So that's nice.


Michael,

I understand the impact, but even with increased roster sizes a direct result of the addition, I still don't see the point in clogging a team with RP. Kinda like kickers in football. WTF is the point? It's fantasy for a reason: GET BIG NUMBERS, WIN MONEY! Saves and holds are like kissing your sister's penis.
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby 2001Eagle on Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:59 pm

pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:Combining saves and holds makes setup guys worthwhile, and it makes it less of an issues when someone becomes a new closer. The top closers are still the most valuable, but now people don't have to go crazy trying to get some shittacular reliever who just became the closer due to an injury. So that's nice.


Michael,

I understand the impact, but even with increased roster sizes a direct result of the addition, I still don't see the point in clogging a team with RP. Kinda like kickers in football. WTF is the point? It's fantasy for a reason: GET BIG NUMBERS, WIN MONEY! Saves and holds are like kissing your sister's penis.


what if your sister's "penis" is really just an oversized clit and she is hot?
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Re: Gay Baseball Porn

Postby pick6pedro on Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:15 pm

2001Eagle wrote:
pick6pedro wrote:
Endless Mike wrote:Combining saves and holds makes setup guys worthwhile, and it makes it less of an issues when someone becomes a new closer. The top closers are still the most valuable, but now people don't have to go crazy trying to get some shittacular reliever who just became the closer due to an injury. So that's nice.


Michael,

I understand the impact, but even with increased roster sizes a direct result of the addition, I still don't see the point in clogging a team with RP. Kinda like kickers in football. WTF is the point? It's fantasy for a reason: GET BIG NUMBERS, WIN MONEY! Saves and holds are like kissing your sister's penis.


what if your sister's "penis" is really just an oversized clit and she is hot?


Then you're gross.
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