Baseball Season Cannot Get Here Soon Enough
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:43 am
I just fell on my ass in the ice and snow outside my house in the dark getting the mail. I also managed to land in a pile of dog shit or coyote shit but it was at least frozen. Its in the teens. Winter completely sucks. My car looks like shit. No wonder all those Russians are depressed alcoholics. Why anyone would live north of Boston or Chicago is beyond me. And anyone who loves the snow (because of snow shoeing, skiing, or the sense of sterility it brings) is a fucking lunatic who ought to be deported.