campion {l Wrote}:You're wrong Teddy. Very few Americans over the age of 50 ever went near a soccer ball. It was an unAmerican activity.
I'm neither over 50 nor under 35, and every idiot in my town played organized soccer as if they were auditioning for a Will Farrell movie. This is hardly the first time this doomed "soccer is taking off in America" phenomenon has been touted.