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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:44 am
by hansen
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:hopefully he's better at prognosticating world cup than he is at prognosticating nba

also, hopefully ted williams frozen head falls on belgium


I don't bet soccer. It's like playing craps. There's probably a way to win but only like 6 people know what the fuck it is.

i wasn't talking about gambling, i was referring to your inability to pick'em in general.

i'm with you on gambling futbol - how can someone gamble on a draw when it's unpossible for the match to end in a draw?


Plus, there's always a 50% chance of match fixing going on in all but a handful of countries.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:48 am
by twballgame9
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:hopefully he's better at prognosticating world cup than he is at prognosticating nba

also, hopefully ted williams frozen head falls on belgium


I don't bet soccer. It's like playing craps. There's probably a way to win but only like 6 people know what the fuck it is.

i wasn't talking about gambling, i was referring to your inability to pick'em in general.

i'm with you on gambling futbol - how can someone gamble on a draw when it's unpossible for the match to end in a draw?


I pick em just fine, thanks. You could take a lesson or two.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:06 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:hopefully he's better at prognosticating world cup than he is at prognosticating nba

also, hopefully ted williams frozen head falls on belgium


I don't bet soccer. It's like playing craps. There's probably a way to win but only like 6 people know what the fuck it is.

i wasn't talking about gambling, i was referring to your inability to pick'em in general.

i'm with you on gambling futbol - how can someone gamble on a draw when it's unpossible for the match to end in a draw?


I pick em just fine, thanks. You could take a lesson or two.

why would i take a lesson from someone i beat all but once (with the once being a year of duress)

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:08 am
by twballgame9
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:hopefully he's better at prognosticating world cup than he is at prognosticating nba

also, hopefully ted williams frozen head falls on belgium


I don't bet soccer. It's like playing craps. There's probably a way to win but only like 6 people know what the fuck it is.

i wasn't talking about gambling, i was referring to your inability to pick'em in general.

i'm with you on gambling futbol - how can someone gamble on a draw when it's unpossible for the match to end in a draw?


I pick em just fine, thanks. You could take a lesson or two.

why would i take a lesson from someone i beat all but once (with the once being a year of duress)


So once?

Talking shit from 8th place to the 9th place guy is a little beneath even an H&R block cubicle denizen.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:30 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
you know that's not beneath anyone here. better is better even if it's second to last talking shit to last. jerk.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:51 am
by twballgame9
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:you know that's not beneath anyone here. better is better even if it's second to last talking shit to last. jerk.


second is first loser. there are no degrees of winning. this ain't soccer.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:55 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:you know that's not beneath anyone here. better is better even if it's second to last talking shit to last. jerk.


second is first loser. there are no degrees of winning. this ain't soccer.

by the way - the top 8 make it to the regular season. hope you enjoyed spring training because 9th place is OUT!!!!

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:15 pm
by bchockey04
Fucking Wondolowski

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:16 pm
by flyingelvii
If only Wondo could actually, you know, score goals.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:33 pm
by eaglecaddy
flyingelvii {l Wrote}:If only Wondo could actually, you know, score goals.


Didn't we replace our coach who basically had us play exactly like this 4 years ago?

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:34 pm
by twballgame9
While you're piling on Wondo, take some shots at the guy that was actually onsides, Dempsey, who successfully hit the goalie 3-4 times.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:36 pm
by twballgame9
Oh, and one minute of stoppage time is laugh out loud funny. If the US unis said "Portugal," they'd still be playing.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:40 pm
by Bryn Mawr Eagle
Don't worry guys, ther's always the next preseason.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:43 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
see you fuTb0l w3ird0z in 4 years

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:53 pm
by BCdee
Image

Fuuuuuuuudggge

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:22 pm
by twballgame9
Donovan would have ...er ... no, my bad carry on.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:25 pm
by angrychicken
I think that the bald guy stinks at foosball.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:24 pm
by HustlinOwl
Our goalie or goal keeper or whatever the fuck he's called, was amazing. We should have lost that 15-nil. Fortunately we lost respectably and can now exit quietly from this shit show.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:44 pm
by Bryn Mawr Eagle
HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:Our goalie or goal keeper or whatever the fuck he's called, was amazing. We should have lost that 15-nil. Fortunately we lost respectably and can now exit quietly from this shit show.


We'll always have memories of that win over Ghana. Or whichever small African country it was that we beat. That was awesome. Go Merica!

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:46 pm
by angrychicken
Bryn Mawr Eagle {l Wrote}:
HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:Our goalie or goal keeper or whatever the fuck he's called, was amazing. We should have lost that 15-nil. Fortunately we lost respectably and can now exit quietly from this shit show.


We'll always have memories of that win over Ghana. Or whichever small African country it was that was that we beat. That was awesome. Go Merica!

Is Belgium even a real country?

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:54 pm
by flyingelvii
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:While you're piling on Wondo, take some shots at the guy that was actually onsides, Dempsey, who successfully hit the goalie 3-4 times.

Dempsey actually brings something to the table. Wondo...not so much. Regardless, it's not really an either or thing as you're intimating. And Wondo still sucks.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:08 pm
by BCdee
They should have had Yedlin and his SEC speeeed play up front....he was a threat. Oh well, there is always 2018! :flagus

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:42 pm
by twballgame9
flyingelvii {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:While you're piling on Wondo, take some shots at the guy that was actually onsides, Dempsey, who successfully hit the goalie 3-4 times.

Dempsey actually brings something to the table. Wondo...not so much. Regardless, it's not really an either or thing as you're intimating. And Wondo still sucks.


Dempsey and Wondo need to go before the US is good. More talent, less grit. That said, Wondo put balls on the feet of Jones and Dempsey that should have been goals, period. Both choked, just like Wondo did.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:56 pm
by flyingelvii
Saying Dempsey isn't a useful player is stupid considering he'd get significant run on likely more than half of the teams at the World Cup. He, and much of the midfield, got hurt by the fact Jozy wasn't available to draw multiple defenders and create space for the attack to operate. He's not as good as he was a couple years back when he was tearing up the EPL and his return to the States was disappointing but he's still pretty damn useful.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:44 pm
by twballgame9
flyingelvii {l Wrote}:Saying Dempsey isn't a useful player is stupid considering he'd get significant run on likely more than half of the teams at the World Cup. He, and much of the midfield, got hurt by the fact Jozy wasn't available to draw multiple defenders and create space for the attack to operate. He's not as good as he was a couple years back when he was tearing up the EPL and his return to the States was disappointing but he's still pretty damn useful.


No one said he wasn't useful other than the blatent whiff on the the Wondo set up on the set piece. WHIFF. Same goes for Jones on the Wondo header that he put on Jones feet for a WHIFF.

More talent, less dudes with broken noses

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:45 pm
by twballgame9
PS Wondo stinks. But he normally pots that gimmie.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:12 am
by hansen
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Oh, and one minute of stoppage time is laugh out loud funny. If the US unis said "Portugal," they'd still be playing.


I think Klinnsman's "are you fucking kidding me?!" to the assistant referee or whatever the dude's called that holds up the amount of additional time on that board summed up the 1 minute perfectly.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:58 am
by 2001Eagle
Demosey's first touch out of that set piece feed was terrible.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:17 am
by flyingelvii
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
flyingelvii {l Wrote}:Saying Dempsey isn't a useful player is stupid considering he'd get significant run on likely more than half of the teams at the World Cup. He, and much of the midfield, got hurt by the fact Jozy wasn't available to draw multiple defenders and create space for the attack to operate. He's not as good as he was a couple years back when he was tearing up the EPL and his return to the States was disappointing but he's still pretty damn useful.


No one said he wasn't useful other than the blatent whiff on the the Wondo set up on the set piece. WHIFF. Same goes for Jones on the Wondo header that he put on Jones feet for a WHIFF.

More talent, less dudes with broken noses

So he doesn't need to go before the US is good now? Putting Wondo and Dempsey in the same sentence like that as you did is full retard.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:21 am
by twballgame9
flyingelvii {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
flyingelvii {l Wrote}:Saying Dempsey isn't a useful player is stupid considering he'd get significant run on likely more than half of the teams at the World Cup. He, and much of the midfield, got hurt by the fact Jozy wasn't available to draw multiple defenders and create space for the attack to operate. He's not as good as he was a couple years back when he was tearing up the EPL and his return to the States was disappointing but he's still pretty damn useful.


No one said he wasn't useful other than the blatent whiff on the the Wondo set up on the set piece. WHIFF. Same goes for Jones on the Wondo header that he put on Jones feet for a WHIFF.

More talent, less dudes with broken noses

So he doesn't need to go before the US is good now? Putting Wondo and Dempsey in the same sentence like that as you did is full retard.


He's much better than Wondo, no one said otherwise. Both are garbage men scorers that feed off of other players. Altidore getting hurt almost neutralized Dempsey. Both need to go before the US is any threat, however, and that's not really questionable. Talent level of the field players is just not there. Maybe Bradley, but he played poorly. Maybe the kids, but we haven't seen enough, other than perhaps Yedlin, who is ridiculously talented.