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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 6:55 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
commavegarage {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Oh, soccer weirdos. You so funny.


do you think its ted who is bored here or his girlfriend?

Mexico didn't make the regular season so I'm sure tedwarita doesn't care

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:38 am
by twballgame9
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:So Canada was eliminated because they didn't play well enough in spring season/preseason?


Yeah, they don't have a real good explanation for why only 16% of the World's countries qualify for the regular season of 3 games.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:39 am
by twballgame9
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
commavegarage {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Oh, soccer weirdos. You so funny.


do you think its ted who is bored here or his girlfriend?

Mexico didn't make the regular season so I'm sure tedwarita doesn't care


Mexico made the playoffs jerkoff. Anyway, her father's father's island is in America anyway.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:43 am
by gallopingghost
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
commavegarage {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Oh, soccer weirdos. You so funny.


do you think its ted who is bored here or his girlfriend?

Mexico didn't make the regular season so I'm sure tedwarita doesn't care


Mexico made the playoffs jerkoff. Anyway, her father's father's island is in America anyway.


Yes it is, but I thought they closed down Alcatraz.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:48 am
by twballgame9
gallopingghost {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
commavegarage {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Oh, soccer weirdos. You so funny.


do you think its ted who is bored here or his girlfriend?

Mexico didn't make the regular season so I'm sure tedwarita doesn't care


Mexico made the playoffs jerkoff. Anyway, her father's father's island is in America anyway.


Yes it is, but I thought they closed down Alcatraz.


That was well played ghost. I wouldn't give up your conspiracy theory day job just yet, however.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:30 pm
by PhillyandBCEagles
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:So Canada was eliminated because they didn't play well enough in spring season/preseason?


Yeah, they don't have a real good explanation for why only 16% of the World's countries qualify for the regular season of 3 games.


If the NFL had 200+ teams I'm sure the regular season would be formatted a little differently

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 7:06 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
PhillyandBCEagles {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:So Canada was eliminated because they didn't play well enough in spring season/preseason?


Yeah, they don't have a real good explanation for why only 16% of the World's countries qualify for the regular season of 3 games.


If the NFL had 200+ teams I'm sure the regular season would be formatted a little differently

That would be a lot of concussions.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:07 am
by angrychicken
PhillyandBCEagles {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:So Canada was eliminated because they didn't play well enough in spring season/preseason?


Yeah, they don't have a real good explanation for why only 16% of the World's countries qualify for the regular season of 3 games.


If the NFL had 200+ teams I'm sure the regular season would be formatted a little differently

If the NFL had 200 teams, the talent level on each team would sure be watered down. Wait a minute...

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:52 am
by hansen
I don't know care what the sport is, what the format is, and/or whether the format is/is not ghey.
I just want the U.S. to win.

The fact that everyone else in the world would hate this would make it that extra special.

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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:42 am
by twballgame9
PhillyandBCEagles {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:So Canada was eliminated because they didn't play well enough in spring season/preseason?


Yeah, they don't have a real good explanation for why only 16% of the World's countries qualify for the regular season of 3 games.


If the NFL had 200+ teams I'm sure the regular season would be formatted a little differently


Calling the first round of the world cup the regular season remains stupid as shit.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 12:21 pm
by HustlinOwl
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
PhillyandBCEagles {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:So Canada was eliminated because they didn't play well enough in spring season/preseason?


Yeah, they don't have a real good explanation for why only 16% of the World's countries qualify for the regular season of 3 games.


If the NFL had 200+ teams I'm sure the regular season would be formatted a little differently


Calling the first round of the world cup the regular season remains stupid as shit.


TWB is normally wrong, but not on this one. During the regular season every team has the opportunity to either win the championship or have an impact on who wins. Pretty sure not every team has a representative in Brazil.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:58 pm
by twballgame9
Another game decided on a dive. Keep trying Robben, refs will give it to you eventually. Lame.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:23 pm
by gallopingghost
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Another game decided on a dive. Keep trying Robben, refs will give it to you eventually. Lame.


What's the scoop on Belgium, are they any good? Should we be looking out for some big time divers? It's always worked for the Canadians' hasn't it?

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:27 pm
by twballgame9
gallopingghost {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Another game decided on a dive. Keep trying Robben, refs will give it to you eventually. Lame.


What's the scoop on Belgium, are they any good? Should we be looking out for some big time divers? It's always worked for the Canadians' hasn't it?


I don't have a clue about any of the non-CONCACAF teams, but all the announcers say that Belgium is the most talented team but they are young and stupid and don't play as a team, so they are beatable. The British douche and the coach from Everton both picked the US. The German Matt Damon laughed and took Belgium, and Alexei Lalas picked Belgium because he didn't want to jinx the US. No one understood what the dude from Brazil said.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:42 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Another game decided on a dive. Keep trying Robben, refs will give it to you eventually. Lame.

is tedwarita still mad? how long until you think she gets over her home country being ousted on such an unfortunate series of events?

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:44 pm
by twballgame9
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Another game decided on a dive. Keep trying Robben, refs will give it to you eventually. Lame.

is tedwarita still mad? how long until you think she gets over her home country being ousted on such an unfortunate series of events?


US is out? Shit, thought the game was tomorrow.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:54 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Another game decided on a dive. Keep trying Robben, refs will give it to you eventually. Lame.

is tedwarita still mad? how long until you think she gets over her home country being ousted on such an unfortunate series of events?


US is out? Shit, thought the game was tomorrow.

it's okay - nospace has too much PRIDE to be here so there shouldn't be anyone left to turn her in

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:03 pm
by Bryn Mawr Eagle

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:41 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:43 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
DavidGordonsFoot {l Wrote}:... jet made of biceps ...

i don't think that word means what you think it means...
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:03 pm
by twballgame9
Kudos to Juergen Klinsmann for transforming Jozy Altidore into super striker the past few weeks. No one is paying attention to anything else.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:02 pm
by angrychicken
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Kudos to Juergen Klinsmann for transforming Jozy Altidore into super striker the past few weeks. No one is paying attention to anything else.

I thought he was on a vacation far away. :shrug

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:07 pm
by twballgame9
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Kudos to Juergen Klinsmann for transforming Jozy Altidore into super striker the past few weeks. No one is paying attention to anything else.

I thought he was on a vacation far away. :shrug


That's not Steve Perry, though it might as well be,

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:51 am
by EagleDave
The US's success in this game is largely based on which Belgium team shows up.

These two played a friendly last year and Belgium absolutely DESTROYED us. To this day, it's the only time in the Klinsmann era that the US was just totally and utterly outclassed. If THAT Belgium team shows up, the US will be in a lot of trouble as they possess some of the best young talent in the world with many of them already at least on the roster of some of the best teams in the best leagues.

Luckily, that Belgium team has yet to show up in this World Cup.

They struggled mightily in one of the weakest groups, needing late goals to avoid draws/losses against all 3 teams in their group (Algeria, South Korea, Russia). In addition, they'll be shorthanded in this game with 3 starters out for various reasons (red cards, injuries, etc).

If that particular Belgium team shows up and the US doesn't play scared like they did against Germany, they probably SHOULD win.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:23 am
by angrychicken
Why do the players on the bench wear those stupid vests?

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:41 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Why do the players on the bench wear those stupid vests?

Free advertising for fifa

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:55 am
by gallopingghost
Huang calls it. I hope he is right.


Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:07 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
hopefully he's better at prognosticating world cup than he is at prognosticating nba

also, hopefully ted williams frozen head falls on belgium

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:16 am
by twballgame9
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:hopefully he's better at prognosticating world cup than he is at prognosticating nba

also, hopefully ted williams frozen head falls on belgium


I don't bet soccer. It's like playing craps. There's probably a way to win but only like 6 people know what the fuck it is.

Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:23 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:hopefully he's better at prognosticating world cup than he is at prognosticating nba

also, hopefully ted williams frozen head falls on belgium


I don't bet soccer. It's like playing craps. There's probably a way to win but only like 6 people know what the fuck it is.

i wasn't talking about gambling, i was referring to your inability to pick'em in general.

i'm with you on gambling futbol - how can someone gamble on a draw when it's unpossible for the match to end in a draw?