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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby HustlinOwl on Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:23 pm

pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
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pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
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angrychicken {l Wrote}:
HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:What a great match.

Brazil 0
Mexico 0

You just want some dude to take his shirt off.


No, but the offside rule needs to go(though I'm not exactly sure what it means).


spoken like a true dolt.


You're probably right, no change of rules could make the sport watchable.


the effect of changing the rule (or ANY rule) is not at issue, it is the uninformed nature your opinion. like I said, a true dolt.


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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby flyingelvii on Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:32 pm

HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:
flyingelvii {l Wrote}:It's funny because removing offsides would probably make soccer more boring.


Call me crazy, but I'm glad in American Football that WRs are allowed to run by the DBs and still catch the ball.

This is approximately 100 shades of retard.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby HustlinOwl on Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:51 pm

flyingelvii {l Wrote}:
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flyingelvii {l Wrote}:It's funny because removing offsides would probably make soccer more boring.


Call me crazy, but I'm glad in American Football that WRs are allowed to run by the DBs and still catch the ball.

This is approximately 100 shades of retard.


This entire thread is retard. It's impressive you managed to go 19 pages without figuring this out.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby angrychicken on Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:18 pm

They should let the goalies wear a helmet and shoulderpads and not have that stupid "defenseless receiver" rule.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby twballgame9 on Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:23 pm

Offsides is stupid Owl, but not for the reasons that you think.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby Onyx Blackman on Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:30 pm

I wish there was some sort of image that could encapsulate Spain's self-destruction. But alas, the Spanish are famous for never doing anything stupid that results in horrible injury.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby HustlinOwl on Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:32 pm

twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Offsides is stupid Owl, but not for the reasons that you think.


I'll take a guess, and I apologize before hand if I come off doltish. It's a subjective call that gives the refs even more power to control the outcome of the game?
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby DuchesneEast on Thu Jun 19, 2014 6:21 am

Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:I wish there was some sort of image that could encapsulate Spain's self-destruction. But alas, the Spanish are famous for never doing anything stupid that results in horrible injury.



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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby twballgame9 on Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:36 am

HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Offsides is stupid Owl, but not for the reasons that you think.


I'll take a guess, and I apologize before hand if I come off doltish. It's a subjective call that gives the refs even more power to control the outcome of the game?


No. That's called "fouls"
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby gallopingghost on Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:29 am

Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:I wish there was some sort of image that could encapsulate Spain's self-destruction. But alas, the Spanish are famous for never doing anything stupid that results in horrible injury.


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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:31 am

gallopingghost {l Wrote}:
Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:I wish there was some sort of image that could encapsulate Spain's self-destruction. But alas, the Spanish are famous for never doing anything stupid that results in horrible injury.


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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby pick6pedro on Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:52 am

HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Offsides is stupid Owl, but not for the reasons that you think.


I'll take a guess, and I apologize before hand if I come off doltish. It's a subjective call that gives the refs even more power to control the outcome of the game?


subjective and open to errors in application due to multiple moving pieces not always within easy view of each other are not the same thing. serious question - do you not get offsides in hockey either? a couple differences of course, but definitely more similar to soccer offsides than pass interference or awarding free throws/penalty kicks is. how about out of bounds, goal, or touchdown?
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby Ben Roethlisberger on Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:02 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
gallopingghost {l Wrote}:
Onyx Blackman {l Wrote}:I wish there was some sort of image that could encapsulate Spain's self-destruction. But alas, the Spanish are famous for never doing anything stupid that results in horrible injury.


viewtopic.php?f=8&t=6459

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you forgot to sign into your roethisberger account first

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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby gallopingghost on Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:13 pm

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
you forgot to sign into your roethisberger account first


That's because roethisberger is huang.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby HustlinOwl on Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:14 pm

pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Offsides is stupid Owl, but not for the reasons that you think.


I'll take a guess, and I apologize before hand if I come off doltish. It's a subjective call that gives the refs even more power to control the outcome of the game?


subjective and open to errors in application due to multiple moving pieces not always within easy view of each other are not the same thing. serious question - do you not get offsides in hockey either? a couple differences of course, but definitely more similar to soccer offsides than pass interference or awarding free throws/penalty kicks is. how about out of bounds, goal, or touchdown?


For two things that are not the same they sound exactly the same.

No. (Well, I understand it better than icing, which is a complete mystery.)

Yes.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby angrychicken on Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:46 pm

gallopingghost {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
you forgot to sign into your roethisberger account first


That's because roethisberger is huang.

Incorrect
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby HustlinOwl on Thu Jun 19, 2014 2:57 pm

Where's SoccerLesson when you need him?
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:08 pm

HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:Where's SoccerLesson when you need him?

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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby commavegarage on Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:59 pm

this has been great I think :shrug
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby pick6pedro on Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:20 pm

HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Offsides is stupid Owl, but not for the reasons that you think.


I'll take a guess, and I apologize before hand if I come off doltish. It's a subjective call that gives the refs even more power to control the outcome of the game?


subjective and open to errors in application due to multiple moving pieces not always within easy view of each other are not the same thing. serious question - do you not get offsides in hockey either? a couple differences of course, but definitely more similar to soccer offsides than pass interference or awarding free throws/penalty kicks is. how about out of bounds, goal, or touchdown?


For two things that are not the same they sound exactly the same.

No. (Well, I understand it better than icing, which is a complete mystery.)

Yes.


If you consider a static marked line the same as a player-made moving line. Or the timing of the call centering around the crossing of the puck the same as centering around the passing of the ball that initiates the play. Sure, exactly the same. Subjective too, huh?

Just go to IBpedia. It would require less typing on my part. Although I am on the edge of my seat waiting to hear your views on icing.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:37 am

maybe you two should take it to linkedin.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby angrychicken on Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:41 am

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:maybe you two should take it to linkedin.

I'm not sure if they're interested in having an orgy with the other two guys that hang out there.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby TobaccoRoadEagle on Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:57 am

angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:maybe you two should take it to linkedin.

I'm not sure if they're interested in having an orgy with the other two guys that hang out there.

they used to be
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby DavidGordonsFoot on Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:11 am

commavegarage {l Wrote}:this has been great I think :shrug

the :slapfight or the soccer tournament?
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby angrychicken on Fri Jun 20, 2014 8:29 am

TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:maybe you two should take it to linkedin.

I'm not sure if they're interested in having an orgy with the other two guys that hang out there.

they used to be

That was before owl started sleeping in a racecar bed and one of the other guys got really, really, REALLY fat.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby eagle216 on Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:43 pm

soccer and football offsides rules are weirdly similar if you think about what each rule is trying to accomplish - making sure a player is not behind the defense until the ball is played. Makes sense since both sports can be directly traced back to a single source in England in the 1800s. Much like linguists can look at two modern languages and determine they share the same anscestor, the same is true of soccer and football.

The origins of such make for an interesting story. In the 1800s in England, each town played a version of ancient soccer/football/rugby in the Town square after church on sunday. Such was also done by wealth kids at schools such as the Rugby School. As time went on, there was a need to centralize rules of play, as towns wanted to play each other, and schools wanted to play each other. The towns eventually agreed on a set of rules and called it Association Football (soccer), and the schools, led by the Rugby school, agreed on a set of rules that became known as Rugby football. This is why, even today, soccer is considered a working class sport, while rugby is more a sport for the upper crust elite.

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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby twballgame9 on Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:41 pm

PURA VIDA BITCHES
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby HustlinOwl on Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:48 pm

pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Offsides is stupid Owl, but not for the reasons that you think.


I'll take a guess, and I apologize before hand if I come off doltish. It's a subjective call that gives the refs even more power to control the outcome of the game?


subjective and open to errors in application due to multiple moving pieces not always within easy view of each other are not the same thing. serious question - do you not get offsides in hockey either? a couple differences of course, but definitely more similar to soccer offsides than pass interference or awarding free throws/penalty kicks is. how about out of bounds, goal, or touchdown?


For two things that are not the same they sound exactly the same.

No. (Well, I understand it better than icing, which is a complete mystery.)

Yes.


If you consider a static marked line the same as a player-made moving line. Or the timing of the call centering around the crossing of the puck the same as centering around the passing of the ball that initiates the play. Sure, exactly the same. Subjective too, huh?

Just go to IBpedia. It would require less typing on my part. Although I am on the edge of my seat waiting to hear your views on icing.


I said offsides in soccer is subjective. I'm not sure what the fuck point you're trying to make with the hockey comparison.

Hockey is also boring BTW.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby pick6pedro on Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:23 pm

HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:
pick6pedro {l Wrote}:
HustlinOwl {l Wrote}:
twballgame9 {l Wrote}:Offsides is stupid Owl, but not for the reasons that you think.


I'll take a guess, and I apologize before hand if I come off doltish. It's a subjective call that gives the refs even more power to control the outcome of the game?


subjective and open to errors in application due to multiple moving pieces not always within easy view of each other are not the same thing. serious question - do you not get offsides in hockey either? a couple differences of course, but definitely more similar to soccer offsides than pass interference or awarding free throws/penalty kicks is. how about out of bounds, goal, or touchdown?


For two things that are not the same they sound exactly the same.

No. (Well, I understand it better than icing, which is a complete mystery.)

Yes.


If you consider a static marked line the same as a player-made moving line. Or the timing of the call centering around the crossing of the puck the same as centering around the passing of the ball that initiates the play. Sure, exactly the same. Subjective too, huh?

Just go to IBpedia. It would require less typing on my part. Although I am on the edge of my seat waiting to hear your views on icing.


I said offsides in soccer is subjective. I'm not sure what the fuck point you're trying to make with the hockey comparison.

Hockey is also boring BTW.


Not shocking that you don't get the distinctions and also find hockey boring.

That would be sarcasm because it is subjective in neither of the two.
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Re: Everything about Soccer Sucks

Postby twballgame9 on Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:25 am

Mexico would disagree that offsides is objective.

The rule is objective. It's application is not.
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