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Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:29 am
by 2001Eagle
Kershaw was excellent last night.

If Greinke shows up the same way tomorrow night, it will be tough to beat the Dodgers.

Just hoping deGrom can match or exceed him.

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:25 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
yay mets. fuck the cubs in their 100 year old asshole

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:02 pm
by Logitano

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 10:14 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:yay mets. fuck the cubs in their 100 year old asshole

bump

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 10:29 am
by angrychicken
Mets spelled backwards is stem. Cubs spelled backwards is scuba. I'll take the Cubs. More fun.

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 6:57 pm
by hansen
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:yay mets. fuck the cubs in their 100 year old asshole

bump


This... The small bears can't lose enough for me.

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:33 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:yay mets. fuck the cubs in their 100 year old asshole

bump

Bump.

Ps pedro backed into a serious airhose :elephant

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:42 am
by Logitano
Logitano {l Wrote}:
Logitano {l Wrote}:Pretty much won the world series 2015! :ace


Bump! :ace


Bumpity bump bump! :ace

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:04 am
by hansen
Yeah fuck the Cubs!

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:10 am
by claver2010
Logitano {l Wrote}:
Logitano {l Wrote}:
Logitano {l Wrote}:Pretty much won the world series 2015! :ace


Bump! :ace


Bumpity bump bump! :ace


:chewbanka

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:50 am
by twballgame9
If Theo Epstein ever discovers that teams have 3-5 pitchers and bullpens, the Cubs could be dangerous. Clown.

Thank you Mets. Now beat that boring ass KC team

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:54 am
by 2001Eagle
Great night to be at Wrigley last evening. The homers by Duda and d'Arnaud demolished what was a very hyped up crowd. When the top of the first ended, you could hear a pin drop.

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:40 pm
by DavidGordonsFoot
:chewbanka

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:55 pm
by angrychicken
I never liked Ray Knight. Don't know why. Maybe because I thought he was a lesbian. :shrug

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:49 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I never liked Ray Knight. Don't know why. Maybe because I thought he was a lesbian. :shrug

So was his mexicaned wife

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:27 pm
by 2001Eagle
Not sure if they will win the series, but I think Harvey is going to throw a gem tonight.

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:42 pm
by twballgame9
If their starters average 6+ and avoid middle relief, Mets can take this.

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:04 pm
by angrychicken
I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:10 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:33 pm
by angrychicken
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

Do you think that Backman showed up for spring training every year just hoping that his key west butt tickler was thicker and more glorious than Keith Hernandez'? I do. Then I imagine Backman, distraught over Keith's superior moustache, being consoled in the far corner of the bullpen by Bobby Ojeda, who was secretly thinking of ways to decapitate a teammate.

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 6:05 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

Do you think that Backman showed up for spring training every year just hoping that his key west butt tickler was thicker and more glorious than Keith Hernandez'? I do. Then I imagine Backman, distraught over Keith's superior moustache, being consoled in the far corner of the bullpen by Bobby Ojeda, who was secretly thinking of ways to decapitate a teammate.

all the while lenny dykstra was chewing 3 pouches of tobacco while talking to private investigators watching dwight gooden and darryl strawberry holding a contest to see who could snort the baseline the fastest. doc always took the 3rd base line and darryl took 1st

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 6:36 pm
by 2001Eagle
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

Do you think that Backman showed up for spring training every year just hoping that his key west butt tickler was thicker and more glorious than Keith Hernandez'? I do. Then I imagine Backman, distraught over Keith's superior moustache, being consoled in the far corner of the bullpen by Bobby Ojeda, who was secretly thinking of ways to decapitate a teammate.

all the while lenny dykstra was chewing 3 pouches of tobacco while talking to private investigators watching dwight gooden and darryl strawberry holding a contest to see who could snort the baseline the fastest. doc always took the 3rd base line and darryl took 1st


Yeah but what was Kevin Mitchell up to?

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 6:51 pm
by TobaccoRoadEagle
2001Eagle {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

Do you think that Backman showed up for spring training every year just hoping that his key west butt tickler was thicker and more glorious than Keith Hernandez'? I do. Then I imagine Backman, distraught over Keith's superior moustache, being consoled in the far corner of the bullpen by Bobby Ojeda, who was secretly thinking of ways to decapitate a teammate.

all the while lenny dykstra was chewing 3 pouches of tobacco while talking to private investigators watching dwight gooden and darryl strawberry holding a contest to see who could snort the baseline the fastest. doc always took the 3rd base line and darryl took 1st


Yeah but what was Kevin Mitchell up to?

probably talking to a travel agent

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 7:31 pm
by angrychicken
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

Do you think that Backman showed up for spring training every year just hoping that his key west butt tickler was thicker and more glorious than Keith Hernandez'? I do. Then I imagine Backman, distraught over Keith's superior moustache, being consoled in the far corner of the bullpen by Bobby Ojeda, who was secretly thinking of ways to decapitate a teammate.

all the while lenny dykstra was chewing 3 pouches of tobacco while talking to private investigators watching dwight gooden and darryl strawberry holding a contest to see who could snort the baseline the fastest. doc always took the 3rd base line and darryl took 1st

Little known fact: when the Mets got to the playoffs, Gooden and Darryl decided to up the ante. One of their teammates learned a little trick on a road trip to Boston in the early 80's. They put Lee Mazzilli at the end of the first base line, Ron Darling at the end of the third base line, nude. When Gooden and Strawberry would finish their respective baselines, they would have to finish by snorting coke off of the fully erect penis of the teammate at the end of their line. And that's the story of how boner coke was introduced to Major League Baseball.

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:22 am
by angrychicken
Tough loss for the Mets. Rusty Staub must be rolling in his grave.

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:43 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Tough loss for the Mets. Rusty Staub must be rolling in his grave.

fat sid depressingly ate a whole roast pig

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:09 am
by angrychicken
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Tough loss for the Mets. Rusty Staub must be rolling in his grave.

fat sid depressingly ate a whole roast pig

...and Howard Johnson did...whatever Howard Johnson does.

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:17 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
angrychicken {l Wrote}:
TobaccoRoadEagle {l Wrote}:
angrychicken {l Wrote}:Tough loss for the Mets. Rusty Staub must be rolling in his grave.

fat sid depressingly ate a whole roast pig

...and Howard Johnson did...whatever Howard Johnson does.

fried clams

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2015 8:12 am
by claver2010
that sucked

Re: Mets Weirdos

PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:41 am
by TobaccoRoadEagle
congratulations american league. you again proved that powerful pitching the nl is aaa compared to what your teams face.