Mets Weirdos

[2001Eagle]

Kershaw was excellent last night.

If Greinke shows up the same way tomorrow night, it will be tough to beat the Dodgers.

Just hoping deGrom can match or exceed him.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

yay mets. fuck the cubs in their 100 year old asshole

[Logitano]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfz7gW2Wf3I

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

yay mets. fuck the cubs in their 100 year old asshole

bump

[angrychicken]

Mets spelled backwards is stem. Cubs spelled backwards is scuba. I'll take the Cubs. More fun.

[hansen]

yay mets. fuck the cubs in their 100 year old asshole

bump

This... The small bears can't lose enough for me.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

yay mets. fuck the cubs in their 100 year old asshole

bump

Bump.

Ps pedro backed into a serious airhose

[Logitano]

Pretty much won the world series 2015!

Bump!

Bumpity bump bump!

[hansen]

Yeah fuck the Cubs!

[claver2010]

Pretty much won the world series 2015!

Bump!

Bumpity bump bump!

[twballgame9]

If Theo Epstein ever discovers that teams have 3-5 pitchers and bullpens, the Cubs could be dangerous. Clown.

Thank you Mets. Now beat that boring ass KC team

[2001Eagle]

Great night to be at Wrigley last evening. The homers by Duda and d'Arnaud demolished what was a very hyped up crowd. When the top of the first ended, you could hear a pin drop.

[DavidGordonsFoot]

[angrychicken]

I never liked Ray Knight. Don't know why. Maybe because I thought he was a lesbian.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

I never liked Ray Knight. Don't know why. Maybe because I thought he was a lesbian.

So was his mexicaned wife

[2001Eagle]

Not sure if they will win the series, but I think Harvey is going to throw a gem tonight.

[twballgame9]

If their starters average 6+ and avoid middle relief, Mets can take this.

[angrychicken]

I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

[angrychicken]

I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

Do you think that Backman showed up for spring training every year just hoping that his key west butt tickler was thicker and more glorious than Keith Hernandez'? I do. Then I imagine Backman, distraught over Keith's superior moustache, being consoled in the far corner of the bullpen by Bobby Ojeda, who was secretly thinking of ways to decapitate a teammate.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

Do you think that Backman showed up for spring training every year just hoping that his key west butt tickler was thicker and more glorious than Keith Hernandez'? I do. Then I imagine Backman, distraught over Keith's superior moustache, being consoled in the far corner of the bullpen by Bobby Ojeda, who was secretly thinking of ways to decapitate a teammate.

all the while lenny dykstra was chewing 3 pouches of tobacco while talking to private investigators watching dwight gooden and darryl strawberry holding a contest to see who could snort the baseline the fastest. doc always took the 3rd base line and darryl took 1st

[2001Eagle]

I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

Do you think that Backman showed up for spring training every year just hoping that his key west butt tickler was thicker and more glorious than Keith Hernandez'? I do. Then I imagine Backman, distraught over Keith's superior moustache, being consoled in the far corner of the bullpen by Bobby Ojeda, who was secretly thinking of ways to decapitate a teammate.

all the while lenny dykstra was chewing 3 pouches of tobacco while talking to private investigators watching dwight gooden and darryl strawberry holding a contest to see who could snort the baseline the fastest. doc always took the 3rd base line and darryl took 1st

Yeah but what was Kevin Mitchell up to?

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

Do you think that Backman showed up for spring training every year just hoping that his key west butt tickler was thicker and more glorious than Keith Hernandez'? I do. Then I imagine Backman, distraught over Keith's superior moustache, being consoled in the far corner of the bullpen by Bobby Ojeda, who was secretly thinking of ways to decapitate a teammate.

all the while lenny dykstra was chewing 3 pouches of tobacco while talking to private investigators watching dwight gooden and darryl strawberry holding a contest to see who could snort the baseline the fastest. doc always took the 3rd base line and darryl took 1st

Yeah but what was Kevin Mitchell up to?

probably talking to a travel agent

[angrychicken]

I also didn't like Jesse Orosco and Tim Teufel. Teufel had that creepy guy vibe, kind of like that guy that claimed he killed Jon Benet. Orosco was how I imagined Injun Joe from Tom Sawyer looked like.

still better than village people member wally backman

Do you think that Backman showed up for spring training every year just hoping that his key west butt tickler was thicker and more glorious than Keith Hernandez'? I do. Then I imagine Backman, distraught over Keith's superior moustache, being consoled in the far corner of the bullpen by Bobby Ojeda, who was secretly thinking of ways to decapitate a teammate.

all the while lenny dykstra was chewing 3 pouches of tobacco while talking to private investigators watching dwight gooden and darryl strawberry holding a contest to see who could snort the baseline the fastest. doc always took the 3rd base line and darryl took 1st

Little known fact: when the Mets got to the playoffs, Gooden and Darryl decided to up the ante. One of their teammates learned a little trick on a road trip to Boston in the early 80's. They put Lee Mazzilli at the end of the first base line, Ron Darling at the end of the third base line, nude. When Gooden and Strawberry would finish their respective baselines, they would have to finish by snorting coke off of the fully erect penis of the teammate at the end of their line. And that's the story of how boner coke was introduced to Major League Baseball.

[angrychicken]

Tough loss for the Mets. Rusty Staub must be rolling in his grave.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Tough loss for the Mets. Rusty Staub must be rolling in his grave.

fat sid depressingly ate a whole roast pig

[angrychicken]

Tough loss for the Mets. Rusty Staub must be rolling in his grave.

fat sid depressingly ate a whole roast pig

...and Howard Johnson did...whatever Howard Johnson does.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Tough loss for the Mets. Rusty Staub must be rolling in his grave.

fat sid depressingly ate a whole roast pig

...and Howard Johnson did...whatever Howard Johnson does.

fried clams

[claver2010]

that sucked

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

congratulations american league. you again proved that powerful pitching the nl is aaa compared to what your teams face.