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[twballgame9]

Sweden trumps all in the woman department. I will entertain no argument to he contrary. It's not even close.

I wasn't arguing, I was stating fact.

I wasn't looking for an argument. I'm just quoting a universal law. There are roughly 3.5 billion men in the world. If you round up all of the men who don't like a 6 foot tall, fit, blonde woman with huge taters, a nice ayss, and an open mind, I will tell you that his name is either Chris Khorey or Evan Goldstein.

I didn't say I didn't like. I was just putting them in second behind the Brazilians, who are basically all of the best traits of Europeans combined with all the best traits of Latin Americans.

[Onyx Blackman]

Teddy and Fat Ronaldo have the same taste in women.

[eagle216]

Sweden trumps all in the woman department. I will entertain no argument to he contrary. It's not even close.

I wasn't arguing, I was stating fact.

I wasn't looking for an argument. I'm just quoting a universal law. There are roughly 3.5 billion men in the world. If you round up all of the men who don't like a 6 foot tall, fit, blonde woman with huge taters, a nice ayss, and an open mind, I will tell you that his name is either Chris Khorey or Evan Goldstein.

I didn't say I didn't like. I was just putting them in second behind the Brazilians, who are basically all of the best traits of Europeans combined with all the best traits of Latin Americans.

I have been to Sweden, but not Brazil. I can not imagine any country topping Sweden in terms of fit . (The Swedish men are just as good looking, but I will leave that topic for another day).

Put it this way - if I told you that you would have to make teh sex with a randomly selected Swedish female or a randomly selected Brazilian female, you would be wise to choose the former. While there is a ton of top quality ass in Brazil, as a percentage of the overall female population, they are much lower than what appears in the Swedish gene pool. At worst, you will be banging a skinny, fit butter face. In Brazil, you could be spending hours trying to find the lady parts amid a sea of fat folds and man hair.

[Reverend Mike]

Sweden trumps all in the woman department. I will entertain no argument to he contrary. It's not even close.

I wasn't arguing, I was stating fact.

I wasn't looking for an argument. I'm just quoting a universal law. There are roughly 3.5 billion men in the world. If you round up all of the men who don't like a 6 foot tall, fit, blonde woman with huge taters, a nice ayss, and an open mind, I will tell you that his name is either Chris Khorey or Evan Goldstein.

I didn't say I didn't like. I was just putting them in second behind the Brazilians, who are basically all of the best traits of Europeans combined with all the best traits of Latin Americans.

Wha??? Best traits of Latin Americans? No offense to aguila et al, but when I'm wookin pa nub, one of the selection criteria is not "poverty quotient" or "propensity to acquire the HIV."

Have you been to Sweden? It's a genetic experiment gone horribly right. Brazilian chicks are a product of genetic shake n' bake where the terrible environment mixes the best/worst of east/west to generate the lovable mutt of female archetypes. It's nice. No argument here.

Swedes are a whole different ballgame. They are on a different plane. You wanna get on a plane to get on that plane. That's some pure, pure strange right there. Single malt vs blend.

[twballgame9]

Your point is taken on comparing the high end versus comparing the population as a whole. But when you are deep sea fishing, you are not targeting the minnows.

There is a very good reason that 2/3 of Victoria's Secret's talent has German and Italian names and speak Portuguese.

[twballgame9]

Sweden trumps all in the woman department. I will entertain no argument to he contrary. It's not even close.

I wasn't arguing, I was stating fact.

I wasn't looking for an argument. I'm just quoting a universal law. There are roughly 3.5 billion men in the world. If you round up all of the men who don't like a 6 foot tall, fit, blonde woman with huge taters, a nice ayss, and an open mind, I will tell you that his name is either Chris Khorey or Evan Goldstein.

I didn't say I didn't like. I was just putting them in second behind the Brazilians, who are basically all of the best traits of Europeans combined with all the best traits of Latin Americans.

Wha??? Best traits of Latin Americans? No offense to aguila et al, but when I'm wookin pa nub, one of the selection criteria is not "poverty quotient" or "propensity to acquire the HIV."

Have you been to Sweden? It's a genetic experiment gone horribly right. Brazilian chicks are a product of genetic shake n' bake where the terrible environment mixes the best/worst of east/west to generate the lovable mutt of female archetypes. It's nice. No argument here.

Swedes are a whole different ballgame. They are on a different plane. You wanna get on a plane to get on that plane. That's some pure, pure strange right there. Single malt vs blend.

No, seriously, I suppose if your tastes are limited to hansen's generic blonde, Sweden is the place for you.

[MF73-Eleazar]

Argentina should be in this equation. Fitness obsessed women of varying Euro backgrounds are everywhere in Buenos Aires.

[HJS]

NFL FC
http://www.footballasfootball.com/

[hansen]

NFL FC
http://www.footballasfootball.com/

the designers of that website have a lot of free time on their hands.

[HustlinOwl]

http://nypost.com/2013/11/27/3-dead-after-world-cup-stadium-collapses-in-brazil/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

3 more candidates missing from the death pool list

[HustlinOwl]

It's to bad they weren't on the list, they would have all survived.

[MF73-Eleazar]

Just move the World Cup to the States already.

[eagle216]

Just move the World Cup to the States already.

Exactly. The WC needs to be on the following rotation: USA, UK, Germany, France, Italy, Spain/Portugal, Australia, Japan/SK. This still means that each country will only host once a generation.

[MF73-Eleazar]

Porkchopugal and Scotland don't have enough stadiums that are 40k capacity or bigger to host the WC. Three ain't enough. Mexico would be considered, since there are plenty of stadiums hat fit that criteria. In terms of crime, the government will have shit on lockdown, and people love the game down there that they'd most likely not fuck around. Argentina and South Africa could, but the infrastructure is avg to below avg.

[MF73-Eleazar]

Michael Bradley to TFC? That's probably why hell is freezing over.

[hansen]

Michael Bradley to TFC? That's probably why hell is freezing over.

I don't understand why Bradley makes this move.
Wouldn't playing in europe ahead of the world cup be a good thing?

[commavegarage]

Michael Bradley to TFC? That's probably why hell is freezing over.

I don't understand why Bradley makes this move.
Wouldn't playing in europe ahead of the world cup be a good thing?

6.5 mil a year vs 800k.

[MF73-Eleazar]

800k euros, so $1mil+.

roma just bought a new midfield player, which would've decreased his PT, which is low already. not a starter anymore, so he wanted to go start elsewhere. tfc gave him an a couple of igloos full of cash.

[pick6pedro]

Charlie Davies signs with the Revs.

[MF73-Eleazar]

Charlie Davies signs with the Revs.

what could've been.

[HustlinOwl]

Michael Bradley to TFC? That's probably why hell is freezing over.

I Googled TFC and it came up with The Filipino Channel. That is a surprise, Bradley doesn't even look like he's from the Philippines.

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Michael Bradley to TFC? That's probably why hell is freezing over.

I Googled TFC and it came up with The Filipino Channel. That is a surprise, Bradley doesn't even look like he's from the Philippines.

huang doesn't look asianed either... but he is

[DavidGordonsFoot]

Michael Bradley to TFC? That's probably why hell is freezing over.

I Googled TFC and it came up with The Filipino Channel. That is a surprise, Bradley doesn't even look like he's from the Philippines.

Why not Google "tubgirl" and tell me what you find?

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

Michael Bradley to TFC? That's probably why hell is freezing over.

I Googled TFC and it came up with The Filipino Channel. That is a surprise, Bradley doesn't even look like he's from the Philippines.

Why not Google "tubgirl" and tell me what you find?

salzano's wife?

[MF73-Eleazar]

It could stand for several things:

Terrible Football Club
Total Fucking baby maker

I await the neg rep.

[commavegarage]

i dont get why teams here are F.C.

Why not just do S.C.?

[TobaccoRoadEagle]

i dont get why teams here are F.C.

Why not just do S.C.?

"fellate cocks" sounds much more regal than "suck cocks"

[MF73-Eleazar]

Xavi to RBNY after the World Cup.

[twballgame9]

Wait, is MLS finally spending money to get real players before they turn 40?